Collect some jokes about tattoos.

One day, a man tattooed a pair of dragon balls on his chest, feeling very NB, so he went to the bathhouse to install one.

Into the bathhouse, into the big pool, there is a fat man in the room, staring at the tattooed man NB. The tattooed man felt very NB, so he went up and gave the fat man two big slaps and scolded, "MB, what are you looking at?" Haven't you seen a tattoo? " It's called Shuanglong Play Pearl, remember! "Fat man silently and went out. Tattooed man, feeling very cool and proud.

Unexpectedly, the fat man turned around and brought it back. Seven or eight macho men punched and kicked the tattooed man and asked, "What is your tattoo?" Tattooed man, black and blue, replied: "Brother, stop arguing, I am playing football with two shrimp crawlers!" " "