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Blind date fortune telling funny video male _ blind date fortune telling funny video male
Blind date boys introduce themselves funny.
Nowadays, blind date is the way that many boys will choose to find a partner, and the self-introduction of male blind date is also a profound skill. Learn to introduce yourself and let the other person remember you deeply when dating. Let's take a look at the humorous self-introduction of the blind date man.
Humorous self-introduction of blind date man
Male, born in * * (his real age will never be concealed), has no marriage history and now lives in * *. I am cheerful and sincere, and have no bad hobbies (smoking, occasionally having a drink with friends, but at most 5 bottles of beer; ), good health, normal function of all parts. * * province * * people. There are two sets of tile houses at home, and there is no car. Career needs development.
Second, the function introduction
1, eloquent, I believe you will not be lonely.
2, shoulders-two, you can rely on, you can be a pillow, you can ride. ...
3, hands-of course, a pair, can hold you tight when cold, can help you drive away mosquitoes in summer. ...
4, feet-can carry 62 kilograms, as long as you and I add up to no more than 250 kilograms, you can carry you for a lifetime.
5, the heart-no matter when and where, always miss you!
6, the body-from now on, don't need hot water bottles and electric blankets. Experts say that the human body has a constant temperature of 37.5. Absolutely forbidden for a long time, durable and affordable. The most important thing is to save electricity!
7, the brain-want to be lazy and not do housework? Scissors, stones, cloth, a fair solution, remember, I only give cloth, and I try again and again and fail!
8, never ugly, being a husband is the most suitable.
Third, the advantage analysis
1, always warm people with sincerity (excluding my rival in love).
2, is the wife's best and only punching bag (only two people).
3, cheerful, kind, rational and impulsive mixed players, only analyze the problem, do not use violence to solve the problem (except when the wife is hurt).
4, single-minded, one flower and one fruit, you can safely hand over all your feelings. I am a good boy!
Fourth, the disadvantage analysis
1, girls who want to catch scarabs, please stop. Much as I want to satisfy you, I really don't have much money.
2. Girls who are full of fantasies all day stay. Life is not a fairy tale. I am a person who only recognizes reality and does not seek illusion.
If I really love you, I will be good to you, so good that you want to escape (try to correct).
I have only considered these for a long time.
Finally, we must honor the elderly, be kind and love life, and be enterprising! Height (160 or so, weight 42-62kg, I am172,62kg).
An analysis of the opportunity point of verb (abbreviation of verb)
1, I'm looking for a wife, not for fun.
2, take diet pills, drill bars several times a day, and treat ktv as a relative.
3. People who like smoking go away, except those who smoke one or two occasionally (single point). Women sometimes smoke beautifully, but I really don't want you to send me one at home, so I will keep sending you one.
4. Stay aside as a housewife. For me, having a mother is enough. (Dinosaur declined)
5. Gentle, lovely and kind, who likes small animals (except mice) is preferred.
6. Those who have ideals, goals and love all good things (excluding money) are preferred.
7. I like cooking, and doing well is preferred. We can discuss it!
8. People who have fixed jobs, love their jobs and are full of expectations for the future (excluding workaholics) are preferred!
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