22 1 a funny copy that friends circle will praise.

1. Rich people are grandfathers! But there are even more people who owe money and don't pay it back!

I'm just pretending to be fat. I'm not as ugly as you!

God is fair. He let you spend Singles Day, but he won't let you spend Valentine's Day!

The fortune teller said that I would meet a woman who is important to my life at the age of eighty. Her name is Meng Po.

On the train today, a salesman has been pushing his charging treasure beside me. I took out my Nokia and said, I don't need it. He said, why don't you buy one for your girlfriend? I gave him an oblique look and said, my girlfriend inflates but doesn't.

6. I don't want to love if I reason with my lover; I don't want to reason with my wife; Reasoning with colleagues, don't want to mix; Reasoning with the boss, you don't want to work? Revelation: There are many unreasonable places in this world, so don't be unreasonable about anything.

I am not a bone, so I can't let every dog run after me.

8. I'm not the kind of person who hits people when they are down. I just closed the well.

9. "Sir, can I borrow your shoulder?" "It's my pleasure to serve the beauty! Feel free to use it! " "Too good, thank you, please help me move the liquefied gas! My family lives on the eighteenth floor! "

I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but I can't find a way out.

Eleven. There is a handsome boy sitting on the bus, and an aunt comes up at the next stop, standing next to the handsome boy. After a while, my aunt said, nowadays young people are so rude that he doesn't know how to give up his seat to the old man. After talking for four or five minutes, the handsome boy blushed. I saw the handsome boy take out a pair of crutches from his seat and stood up trembling. As a result, the audience was silent.

Twelve. I just picked an apple.

Eight. After a while, the phone rang, and I thought it belonged to the owner, so I wanted to return it to someone else. As soon as the phone was connected, a woman over there shouted, Did you answer my phone? Give it back to me quickly, or I will call the police. My mobile phone has location function. If I find it, I will kill you. I turned off my phone at that time, and now I'm going to sell it.

13. You are not afraid of godlike buddies, but you are afraid of dog-like friends.

14. I'm sleepy in spring, tired in summer, tired in autumn, hibernating and dreaming of four seasons. How can I listen carefully?

15. If people are unlucky, no matter where they sit when eating hot pot, smoke will float to your face.

16. Others stay at home at weekends and I just want to save money.

17. Bad guys need strength, while scum need taste more.

Eighteen. Some people, the exam depends on strength, some people, the exam depends on vision, and I, the exam depends on imagination.

19. You have so many pimples on your face. The tractor will turn over when it is driving!

20. There is an elder sister at home who has not had a boyfriend for three years after graduating from college. One day, her father was drunk and asked her, "Why don't you fall in love?" No one is chasing? "My sister replied," No, there are too many people chasing me, so I chose among them and haven't chosen yet. "Her father suddenly smiled and said," I like my daughter's personality. No one is chasing her, but she dares to brag. "

Twenty one. After eating mala Tang, the waiter came to check the bill. He looked at the table, then at me, and asked in surprise, "You came in for more than two hours and ate a bunch?" I didn't answer directly, but pointed to the sign on the table. He said helplessly, "Well, one * * * is eighty cents." "Keep the change!" I handed him a dollar and went out with the bamboo basket I had just woven.

22. My biggest dream: I can go to heaven alive.

23. Qianshan has been in love. Can you give me some advice? The world has its own true feelings, and giving a perfect score is also love!

24. When you tell your father that you are hungry, his father will say, "Come on, let's take you to a restaurant"; You tell your mother that you are hungry, and her mother will say, "I'll make you whatever you want to eat"; You tell your boyfriend that you are hungry, and your boyfriend will say, "I'll buy whatever you want to eat"; And when you tell your girlfriend that you are hungry, your girlfriend will often say, "I am hungry, too."

25. Heroes don't ask for a way out. Rogues don't look at age!

The danger of angular is that it is convenient for others to chew you up.

27. Since you planted it in my heart so easily, don't try to escape easily!