Because the school is going to hold a New Year's Day party, we are going to perform a four-person sketch. It takes 5 to 5 minutes to tell a joke. It is better to have videos and scripts. Thank you.

( 1)

A long time ago, a man named Jin was walking in the street. Suddenly, he saw a blind man sitting there, holding the sign "Holy Calculator". He had a whim to play a trick on the fortune teller. So he went over. In this way, a story cheated by Han Han began.

Kim said: Give me a divination.

Jiang said: Good. Haha, my charlatan met a fool again today. I must give him a good wash. )

Kim said, How many brothers are you? If the calculation is correct, I will give you 500 yuan. If the calculation is wrong, you compensate me 1000 yuan.

Jiang said: Good. Ginger thought for a moment and said, listen carefully, Taoyuan is an isolated branch.

Kim said: What do you mean? You have been calculating for a long time. How many brothers are there in my family?

Jiang said: No matter how many brothers there are in your family, I am right.

Kim said, I tell you, I am the only child in my family. What did you say?/Sorry?

Say: Listen, Taoyuan has three meanings, one branch is lonely, and one person is lonely. Isn't that it?

Say: What if I have two brothers in my family?

Say: two people, a lonely branch, and the remaining two. Three people, Taoyuan Sanjie, lonely, and one of them is still three. If there are four people, Taoyuan will take the oath for three days, and one person will be there alone, so there are four people altogether.

Kim fainted and said, what about five, six and seven?

Say: five, one lonely and one lonely, that's all. Six and seven are all the same.

Reluctantly gave Chiang 500 yuan bills.

(2)

A few months later, Jin and several of his classmates went to Beijing to take the exam. Suddenly, Jin saw a Taoist priest who looked like a blind man and was also playing a sign of divination, so Jin decided to take revenge.

: "hey, we have to catch the exam. Please help us calculate a divination and see if we can win. "

"Yes, give us a divination."

: "OK, then I'll count the three of you and give 500 yuan big bills." Ha, I met that fool again. I'll fool him again. )

The Taoist priest thought for a moment and put a finger on the three of them.

Three people thought they were together, so they were very happy. As a result, as soon as they touched their pockets and found nothing, they donated all their belongings, and it was over.

After the exam, I only chose gold in the article, which is a special move. So, the remaining two men angrily found the Taoist priest.

Didn't you say that the three of us could win the lottery together? Why does the article only mention Kim?

Say: Yes, why didn't we win?

Say: I didn't say you won together. I said only one of you will win the lottery.

You have miscalculated. Jinbei is a special trick.

Say, you pay us back.

Say: well, it seems that God wants you to miss any of them. But my calculations are not bad. 1 means you all missed.

At this time,-and, also understand the truth, had to go down in the dumps.

the end