Healthy humorous jokes will make your stomach stop beating for a while.

The complete book of healthy humor jokes breaks your stomach, which is very short.

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Competing for marriage

Set up a challenge in a small town. It turns out that Lao Liu is fighting for her daughter's marriage.

A good friend asked Mr. Wang: You are still doing this at this age. ?

Liu sighed and said, Alas, my daughter is strong and fierce. I have to find her a son-in-law to be beaten. ?

Master, you often listen to pop songs.

That day, I found a famous palm reader to read my palm.

He looked at my hand and said, your palm is very big. You must be lonely. ?

I said:? Huh? I can see that. Why?

The palm reader said:? Because the bigger the palm, the lonelier it is. ?

Don't tell fortune casually.

I am a female, single, and I am going to tell my fortune. The fortune teller claimed to be a previous life, so I asked him to figure out why I didn't get married.

The fortune teller said: You were a man in your last life and ruined a snake's marriage. Everything happens for a reason. In this life, she came to ruin your marriage, so you are still single. ?

I was very excited and asked: You mean, I was Fahai in my last life? He ignored me?

Debt evader

There is a debt dodger who goes out occasionally. He was afraid that his creditors would see him, so he took a partial basket to the street.

A creditor recognized him and pointed at him and said? When will you pay me back?

He replied angrily:? Tomorrow. ?

It rained heavily the next day, and the raindrops tinkled on the basket. The debtor thought it was the creditor who struck again, and hurriedly replied: tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow. ?

No wonder he hit you.

Two dog bought two catties of tea from the county seat. His daughter-in-law asked him: How do you eat this?

Two dog: Just rinse it with boiling water.

The next day, as soon as two dog got home, his daughter-in-law said to him, What grass did you buy? It's not delicious at all, and it tastes strange.

Two dog saw it, and his daughter-in-law cooked two Jin of tea in the pot. She was so angry that she slapped her daughter-in-law, who ran to her mother-in-law and cried.

Mother-in-law took a sip of tea and scolded. No wonder he hit you. Why don't you put salt in it?

Confidential matters shall not be disclosed in advance.

There is a long drought somewhere, and the crops are dying.

A farmer went to consult a mage specially, and the mage gave the farmer a piece of paper, which read: The secret can't be revealed, and it can only be opened when it rains.

The farmers were overjoyed and it rained heavily three days later.

The farmer opened the note and wrote that it would rain today, saying, "What a man of God." .

I feel horrible.

I felt unlucky the day before yesterday, so I went to a fortune teller.

He said? Your life is very good, but there is a big hurdle in your life that you may not be able to cross. ?

I dare not ask? When are there obstacles? ?

Fortune teller? 103 years old?

I've been thinking about how to get through it these days. I was scared.

a sweet dream

The farmer said shyly to his father, the farmer, just now I dreamed that I had a sickle in my left hand and a hammer in my right hand, and I had been fighting with people who wanted to tear down our house. I was so tired that they fell asleep after playing. In my dream, I was back to back with a naked girl.

The farmer said: this dream is good! You beat the bad guys, which shows that you are brave. Since ancient times, beauty loves heroes, and it is normal for girls to fall in love with you. Then the farmer said earnestly, son, it's time for you to turn over!

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