Fortune telling spoof quotations _ Fortune telling spoof quotations daquan

Classic lines:

1, come on, do the math, tell an authentic fortune, guarantee satisfaction, be uncertain, have less money, be accurate, and double it.

2, the secret recipe of ancestral calculation, rejuvenating the country and ensuring the country.

3. Your six relatives have lost weight; Harm to children; The child is thin; The palace of life is dark; The year is approaching; Hit a bullet; Time flies; Chongke is too old; I have bad luck. ...

4. Tang Yin, the donor, is black, and there may be a catastrophe in recent days! If you want to avoid misfortune, please listen to me

5. Your Tang Yin is black, so it is not suitable for traveling. If you don't listen to advice, you are in danger of mass annihilation. However, if you want to avoid it, I am not helpless.

6. Your Tang Yin is black, and there is a faint black air around your head. There may be a massacre in the near future.