What did the fortune teller say in his opening remarks?

The fortune teller's interesting opening remarks

Jing Ke stabbed the king of Qin, and the king of Qin walked around the column-the earliest tower in history, causing trouble-the earliest one-on-one fight to kill Hua Xiong with warm wine-the fastest straw boat with blood in history-the earliest deception in history-the earliest empty city plan in history-the earliest card in history-the princes in the distant bonfire play-the earliest outlaws flying kites in history.