Half immortal and four aunts

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(This program was once called "War Drum")

What was the name of Quyi before liberation: talking, singing, practicing and changing. Drum writing is one of them. There are many kinds of drum books: Jing Yun Drum, Plum Blossom Drum, Shandong Drum (namely Pear Drum), Tangshan Drum, Phoenix Carving Drum, Xihe Drum, JD.COM Drum and Iron Drum, with no less than twenty kinds.

Drum writing is a popular genre in the north. Because in earlier years, drum books sang "Man Zi Live". Manzi's work is a big book! Connected. Like Yang Jiajiang, Hu Jiajiang and Ma Ganlong Going to the Countryside, it's just like storytelling. The difference is that drum books can talk and sing. Later, the variety gardens in Beijing and Tianjin rose, such as Daguanlou in Dashilan outside Qianmen, Xiaoli Garden, Daguan Garden, Qunying and Le Yan in Tianjin, Tianqing Teahouse and Yuhuchun, all of which were dedicated to singing variety shows. Almost all the drummers went to the juggling garden. It's not appropriate to sing vines again. First of all, the audience doesn't come to every show. They listen to it every three jumps, and they are at a loss! Secondly, a variety show has more than a dozen programs. Singing manzi will take up all the time alone. Why don't people sing?

So all the actors who entered the juggling garden changed their works into small pieces! These short paragraphs are the essence of big books, which are more attractive! Some old audiences, the actor sings the last sentence, and he can take the next sentence under the stage. The audience will! But he still wants to come. The more you get, the more addicted you are.

Take Jing Yun Drum as an example, it evolved from wooden drum. Because he is a little timid in singing, he is also called "timid drum". Later, three old gentlemen, Hu Shi, Huo, changed the timid drum into a Beijing sound, sang the word Beijing, and changed the wooden drum into a Beijing rhyme drum! -This was more than one hundred years ago! Everyone here missed it-in fact, neither did I.

Later, Liu, Bai and Zhang continued to change! Who are Liu, Bai and Zhang? , Bai Yunpeng and Zhang! These three old people have worked hard on the Jingyun Drum! Liu Baoquan studied Peking Opera when he was a child. He borrowed the pronunciation and posture of Peking Opera from the singing of Jingyun Drum. I borrowed it, but I haven't returned it yet.

The main songs are "Three Kingdoms" and "Water Margin", which can be called clear pronunciation and mellow voice, vigorous and clean. Known as Liu Pai. Bai Yunpeng specializes in singing "The Red Chamber", the death of Daiyu, exploring Qingwen, and Liu Jinding scolding the whole city, all of which are masterpieces of others! The singing is lingering and heartbreaking, which is called the old white school. Zhang sings rough and bold, with an iron horse, and sings fast. Listen to him sing drums, you won't miss the train. The best is Huarong Road! (Singing) "Whoops, push Malone out of Huarong Road." -It's over!

In recent years, another Bai Fengming has appeared, creating a "Fan" accent. People call it "Little White School". Luo Yusheng, the king of golden voice, is a small color dancer. She sang "Ringing the Bell at Jiange Pavilion" and "Hongmeige-West Lake Silver Embroidery" very well!

These people I mentioned all enjoy great fame! The most famous is Liu Baoquan, who is called "King of Drum" and the expert is called "Bao Gong". Big axis, style. Xia Jingtian's gown; Winter scenery Tian Erhu leg fur robe, pipa collar, vest, and a piece of velvet outside (a high-grade material specially made for mandarin jackets, named after its origin in Zhangzhou, Fujian). ) coat. I was packed as soon as I took the stage. Go to the drum set and pick up the board in your left hand and the drum stick in your right hand. Kick the drum set with your feet. Three chord players held hands and bounced on the chessboard. After playing the board, he put the board and drum stick on the drum surface for a while and said! This is called "bedding". Other actors who sang drum sets also staged a performance, but only a few words-"I just sang a Danxian brand song, which was really good. He finished singing. He has nothing to do. Let him have a rest backstage. I'll change my apprentice and sing you a jingle drum. Apprentices learn to practice at first, and everyone can forgive them for singing well. Cut the gossip, sing first, and let the three of them play stringed instruments. Today, I sincerely wait on you for a period of' three Changsha, a horse loses its front hoof'. " -That's it.

Liu Baoquan is in trouble. Let's talk about the former Three Emperors and the Last Five Emperors, and current affairs news: 20 minutes less. If you are happy to catch up with him today, it may take half an hour. Why do you keep saying? He has his own ideas: the audience is waiting to hear him. The more anxious you are, the less busy he is singing. It's called suspense. If the audience doesn't like listening, they have to sit still. How come? He hasn't sung "Spend a few cents and leave without listening to Liu Baoquan". What are you doing here? I said, "Let the three of them play more stringed instruments. This time, I prepared" Noisy Jiangzhou "for you. Today, Li Kui jy took the fish slowly ..." This is the ending.

When he finished paving the yard, the stringed instrument player bounced over the door. It's time for him to take off his jacket This is the so-called waiting field. I took my coat and took it backstage. Isn't this a toss? Put it on and take it off, it's better not to wear it! No way! This is the style you want. He took off his jacket and picked up the teacup again! Before going on stage, the inspector prepared a cup of boiled water for him on the table. No other actor has this style, only he has it. He didn't drink this glass of water, and he muttered-vomited again! Rinse your mouth! Otherwise, how to say that Liu Baoquan's drums are clean! Rinse your mouth before singing.

The first sentence was amazing: "I think Song Jiang killed Yan in Wulongyuan and sent an exile to Jiangzhou Pass ..." After singing eight poems, the audience began to leave. How come? He's addicted. If I hadn't heard him sing these words, I wouldn't say that he had been playing for half an hour, or that he wouldn't leave for an hour. Otherwise, the food is tasteless and I can't sleep.

There is a rule that when he sings, the audience follows him: he doesn't walk when he sings, he sings a song "Falling" as a lever, and the stringed player doesn't go anywhere when he bounces over the door. By the time he finished singing this song, there were not many people in the audience. Another advantage of this is that at the end of the party, if you don't squeeze me, I will squeeze you, giving the thief a chance to prepare for the attack.

Don't forget to sing, but no one says that Liu Baoquan can't sing well. Leave not because the audience doesn't like it, but because people are different. Some people are addicted to listening to eight sentences, some people are addicted to listening to a dozen or twenty sentences, and some people are addicted to listening to one sentence. Listening to Liu Baoquan sing drums is like drinking. Some people sing more, while others sing less. If they are addicted, they will push a cup to avoid getting drunk.

I'm not bragging for him, but he has real talent and learning! As I said just now, he studied Beijing opera when he was young, and used the figure of Beijing opera performance in the drum performance. It is really handsome to be so arrogant with a knife and a gun. It is about hand, eye, body, method, step, step, eye, body, method and combination. You are so comfortable to listen to and look at. How can you enjoy such a great reputation? Take "Noisy Jiangzhou" as an example. The first two sentences are worth 1.50 USD. "My watch is that Song Jiang killed Yan Shi in Wulongyuan (when singing' Kill Yan Shi', he raised his left hand with his drum behind his hand, and his eyes were straight ahead, doing the killing action). I invited an banishment to Jiangzhou Pass (his left hand was drooping and his waist was twisted to the right). My right leg is slightly over half a step. Eat, middle finger refers to the right front of the stage, eyes look at the right front at the same time) ",do you think it is handsome? Zhili's arms and Shandong's legs are not good. Finger to the right, look to the left! -that's nothing! "I think Song Jiang killed Yan in Wulongyuan and sent an exile to Jiangzhou Pass." (Right hand pointing to the right parallel, left hand drooping, eyes looking forward)-Is this hand-eye posture? This is a police car, and the other one has already passed.

There is also a big drum called JD.COM Drum, which originated in Jixian County, JD.COM, and later spread to Tianjin. The representative is Liu Wenbin! The Gong Liu Case, which is full of songs, tells the story of a private visit by Liu Yong, a minister of Hanzhong guild hall and official department, during the reign of Qing Qianlong. She sings very well and broadcasts it continuously on the radio. At that time, there were two private commercial radio stations in Tianjin. One is Renchang and the other is Zhonghua. From 7 am to 1 pm, there are folk art programs and commercial advertisements.

At that time, Liu Wenbin broadcast "Gong Liu Case" on Renchang Radio Station, especially for the old ladies. Because there are many things about "parents are short" in the Gong Liu case, and they are written in the vernacular, so the old ladies can understand them! The story is continuous, so he charmed the old ladies! An old lady stopped listening every two or three days and asked around: (Tianjin accent) "I said, second sister, have you received the Gong Liu case these two days?" "ah! Aunt, I'll take it! How can it be confiscated? "

"Yes! Our radio (that is, the radio) was not dumb the day before! I called our third child and took him out to clean. Alas, cleaning up for more than a day cost two dollars and forty cents. Does the money count? I didn't listen to Gong Liu's case these two days, so I was delayed! Yesterday I said take it, and you said it skillfully. My grandson Saul Jr. is ill again! Take the children to the hospital. You see, I haven't listened for three days, and I'm still annoyed! " "Aunt, it's a pity that you confiscated these two days. I am busy with books these two days! " "Didn't I hear that Liu's adult was going out for a private visit the day before yesterday? Where was it yesterday? " "oh! Liu visited in person? Yes, private visit. " "Where are you from?" "Liu's adult hasn't left the city gate yet!" Huh? I haven't been out for three days! She has the wrong channel!

Why didn't Mr. Wang give the book then? Finish a "Gong Liu case" in half a month. What do you want to eat? His thing is to talk and sing, and choose a wider way to "run away". What do you mean by "sneaking away"? Let's make up and sing now, maybe words. Singing and singing, I can't go on. Put away the drums and talk! What is the width? Middle East, past and present. The width of these frogs. Oblique, dusty, self-seeking, these roads are very narrow, he does not need. How come? If you can't sing a few words in a narrow sense, there will be no words! I can't find my way. Wheel, turn around. Add some nonsense. You can sing for more than ten minutes for a while, and then report two or three advertisements. This half-hour program will do! Otherwise, how can I say that Lord Liu has been singing privately for three days and has not left the gate? So it doesn't matter if the old lady doesn't listen for three days, and the insurance can be connected. Because Liu's adult is still wandering around the backyard! If you don't believe me, let's try.

(Singing JD.COM Drum) "Listen slowly when everyone is seated. I pressed the drum board and opened the positive wind. " -opening the wind is opening a book! Open a serious book? -Morning! "If you like to listen to the text, you can sing Ann, and if you like to listen to the martial arts, you can sing Yue; I love to listen to loyal Yang Jiajiang and praise for Pan Hong. Half-literate and half-martial "double seal" and bittersweet "platinum soup". I sang half a Gong Liu case yesterday. "Did you sing that book? -It's far! This may not explain. Where did you lose it, where did you find it, where did you continue to sing, where did you forget to sew it? We respect all celebrities. If the ribbon is broken, use red velvet to continue, and then use hemp to continue. The man said: The storyteller forgot his book. Zhu remembered it more clearly from primary school. Although I am dumb and dumb, when my voice is hoarse, my words are very clear. East room lights, east room lights. It's not dark in the west room. " -This is not bullshit! "This Liu's adult ..." The audience thought: Well, Liu's adult met-Liu's adult met, and he should make fun of Liu's adult! "Liu's adult disguised neatly, with his family Liu An and Zhang Cheng. Get out of the gate and get on the horse. As soon as I shook the reins and released my horse, the street was full of excitement. I saw him wearing nine beams, wearing a golden way on his head and a fire and water thread around his waist. Put on the gossip fairy clothes, a pair of clouds and a single step. Riding on horseback with dust in his hand is very imposing. This is a fake road, "-ah! Singing for a long time is still fake. "He used to be an official named Liu Yong."-He didn't run back and forth behind the wheel! "Go along the main road …" The audience thought: Just right! The next sentence is "I met a whirlwind and crossed the road", just like singing a whirlwind and cutting yellow! However, it will take at least three to five days to sing the whirlwind! "Liu's adult was walking on the avenue and suddenly had a stomachache." -to an abrupt end, Liu's adult is ill again! "A shake silk bridle turned the horse's head, followed by Liu An and R. vishny. See you in front of Tianguan yamen before it's time. "-He's back!

My uncle is jealous of singing JD.COM drums and makes a lot of money! What does he do? Fortune teller, learned it from the blind. Walking from village to village every day, or from street to street, is really tired! If you count a life, it's as little as five points and as much as ten cents. It may not open for three days. My uncle thinks that singing books are much better than fortune telling. How wonderful it is to go to the radio and get a bag of money every month! What's not fragrant? Yes, sing a book! My uncle and aunt are happy when they discuss it! My uncle plays strings and my aunt sings. He is too lazy to pull the string. Isn't that blind man playing black boy, too? Not bad-a lot of scratching, a dog scratching at the door.

My aunt will be in trouble! Never read books. I don't know a word. I've never heard of telling stories. What is she singing? Sing three, nation, that doesn't even have a way Huang Tianba sang The Case-solving Book, The Stone Case-solving Book and The Gong Peng Case, and he didn't know what he was doing. How can he sing? Fortunately, she has also seen the puppet show Guguti. "Pig Eight Rings Marry", I remember a monkey named Pig Eight Rings-simply sing Journey to the West! -You have a lot of courage. Remember that a monkey and a pig dare to sing Journey to the West. If you remember two snakes, you can sing the legend of the white snake.

My uncle and aunt have been practicing at home for three days and are going to do business. I want to practice for a few more days, but I can't delay. Who cares? My uncle bought a drum. I can't afford a new one, so I bought an old one from the charcoal seller. Why not? There is a hole on one side. Man's drum is beating, and his drum is beating. It is unlucky not to open it!

Author: Fei 2006-12-1310: 23 reply to this speech.

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19 reply: Find a cross talk name for Degang Guo, which means that Yu Qian's parents went to sing. ...

He volunteered to go to the radio to discuss the performance fee with others, which was only half that of Liu Wenbin. I've never heard the drum book "Pig Eight Rings Marry a Wife" on the radio, and secondly, it's cheap. Just try it. My uncle caught a string of bullets and entered the door: light creates light and one creates light. Light makes light, people make light ... My aunt keeps beating her broken drum: poop-poop! A little bit. People say, "Come on, have a rest! Our transmitter can't stand it, even the antenna part is shaking. "

Do you think people will let him sing on the radio? Radio doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. It is no good dumping the land. There are more than a dozen businesses around him. What storytellers, crosstalk performers, martial artists and jugglers can do better than others? People are crowded, with three floors inside and three floors outside! He is here, but there is no shadow. After singing all day, my hands were sore and my voice was hoarse, and I lost 48 cents on the bench. Whether you sell it or not, people can rent benches and they will take them away the next night! My uncle always: this won't work! Where can I get rich without fortune telling? We have to think of something else. -He's figured it out! In the past, fortune telling was not a series of home visits, but now the couple still do it. Those who listen to books sing books, but those who don't listen to books tell fortune. This is called catching pigs in the alley-two ends are blocked.

The next morning, my uncle came to a village with Heizai in his arms and my aunt carrying a drum. As soon as I entered the village, my uncle called my aunt: "Move the buzzer and recruit people." He picked up the black boy and played: light makes light, light makes light ... my aunt knocked on the broken drum: puppy, puppy ... that's funny! After so much trouble, they are really customers. An old lady came out of a gate and shouted at my aunt, "Give me five Jin, charcoal seller." Do you think this drum is delaying things?

(backward) "old lady! We are not selling charcoal, we are fortune tellers and sing drums. " When I said this, I confused the old lady: "How can I sing drums and tell my fortune?" "We can tell fortune and play drums." "Oh, it's the way it is! What big drum are you singing? " "Old lady, we are authentic Beijing drum books." "What? Beijing Drum, why are you so smelly? More afraid than me! " "Don't listen to me, you won't be afraid to sing. Listen! " "How much is a song?" "I don't care about the period, talk about the sky." "What about the sky?" "I sing a big book. Can you sing Lisu for a while? " "How much is it a day?" "Sing a dollar during the day. If you are fifty cents late with a lamp. " "This? Why is it cheap to bring a lamp at night? "

"You haven't calculated this account! We only sing for one day. After singing, we will go out for dinner and stay in a hotel at night. That's not too much expenditure! If you come late with a lamp, it's your turn to take care of the meal at night! Let's not stay in a hotel either! I will stay in your old place! " "oh! This is how you calculate the account. Then you can sing for a day and a night! " "Old lady, where are we singing?"

"You two have a rest first, it's my treat. Although it is not far from Beijing, it is difficult to buy anything here. I still remember that year when there was a flood and the water receded, I invited a stall to play' Gu'. It was a hot day. I was young that year, still a girl, only six years old. " Huh? What year is this?

The old lady treats the whole village! "Four sisters and two girls, don't work! Go to my house to listen to drum books! From Beijing, listen! It's my treat today. " You see, most people in this village have no recreational activities for most of their lives, so no one can't come! Before long, the old lady's room was full! Even the people sitting outside the door are people, but they are all women. Where is the Lord? They all went to the fields.

"Two gentlemen! All the guests are here! Open your book! " "hey!" My aunt put a drum stand to put away the broken drums that sell charcoal. My uncle found a chair to sit there. Pick up the black boy and play: the light will shine ... My aunt knocked on that broken drum: poop-poop. ...

Hearing this, the old lady said, These two gentlemen are really diligent. The one who plays, his arms are round! How hard it takes! Look at this lady's drums. Although the sound is similar, it is not much different from muffled thunder. Ok, ok, ok! After all, it's from Beijing,' dried melon'-another taste!

Light makes light makes light ... "Shut up, sir, and open the book!" "I saw the Monkey King vs. Pig Bajie ..." "My husband gave me a book with the title Gao Lao Zhuang, and Bajie got married." The neighbor's fourth aunt asked, "Second aunt! How do you know it's Gao Laozhuang? "

"Didn't you hear? The monkey and Bajie are fighting! This book is about a fight between a monkey in Gaolaozhuang and Bajie, so I will stop fighting and go to the Western Heaven to learn from the scriptures. " -and the old lady heard that The Journey to the West, familiar with this book.

"I saw the Monkey King vs. Pig Bajie." "Teacher Wang sang very seriously, fearing that he didn't hear clearly, he made up again." "I saw the Monkey King vs. Pig Bajie, and Pig Bajie vs. the Monkey King." "yes! The monkey hit Bajie, but Bajie didn't hit the monkey! "

"I'm looking at the Monkey King War Pig Bajie and the Monkey King Hunting Bajie. The Monkey King beat Pig Bajie, and Pig Bajie beat the Monkey King. If you want to ask the Monkey King why he beat Pig Bajie, he only beat the Monkey King for that Pig Bajie ... "-OK! That's what the carpenter said (saw)! Why don't you sing it! Singing bad? She must study! Hula, hula, it's all gone! -Then don't go! Don't say those who haven't come to sing for many years, haven't come to sing all their lives, and no one listens to this. Who is angry with her? As they walked, he muttered, "What the hell is this? It is from Beijing! It took me more than half an hour. Otherwise, my soles will be fine. How do you say this? " Supposedly, everyone left, so we stopped singing. My aunt didn't care about this, and then she sang "the Monkey King vs. Pig ..."

"come on You two have a rest! " "Old lady! We are not tired. " "I know you are not tired, but the monkey and Bajie are tired and have been playing for a long time!" (to himself again): "Good! No skin and no face! Can't you see that everyone has left? I live here, or I must leave. " "Old lady! Stop singing! Is it time to eat? " "ah! Do you still want to eat this kind of thing? " "What ah, don't eat not hungry? The Monkey King has been playing with Pig Bajie for a long time! " "Forget it, don't mention that, eat!"

The old lady went to the kitchen and got four dry cakes, which were sticky. They have been put on hold for at least two days, and hitting their heads can make a bag. "Eat, that's enough." My uncle and aunt picked it up and chewed it. "well! Hard point. " -put two days, isn't that difficult? "Old lady, how can we eat if we don't even order food?" "Want to eat food? The spectrum is not small! " The old lady went to the kitchen and got a lump on her head: "Eat, here comes the food!" " ""old lady, this cake is too dry! Let's have something thin! " "ah? I still want to slip away! There are many in the kitchen water tank. "-good! Cold water.

My uncle took a big bowl and scooped up a bowl of cold water. Dry cake is a knot in one's heart, come to a bowl of cold water to sew. Almost a master can't get down. Uncle is full of energy, and both cakes are coming down! Aunt chewed for almost a minute and a half, and there was still half left. My uncle said, "Take it, take it, and don't buy it tomorrow morning!" " "-good! He is not disappointed at all. With enough water and food, I asked the old lady, "Where shall we sleep, old lady?" "You want to sleep when you are full? You take off the door panel, find two benches and sleep in the main room! "

My uncle put up the door panel and slept with my aunt! No sooner had my head touched the pillow than I began to snore! That's good. Eat and sleep. The old lady was so angry that she went to bed in the back room without eating dinner. Sleeping in the dead of night, I heard the outside: Hoo ... Boom! Happy ... boom! Happy ... boom! Happy ... boom! Like thunder, even the house was shaken.

Hanging straight. You see, my uncle and aunt are both fat, full of 150 kg! I always snore when I sleep. The other end shouted ... boom! The other end shouted ... boom! Thunder and shooting-together! The old lady can't stand it in the back room. Come out!

"Sir, Sir, wake up, don't sleep! Let's talk about a book. You say reading is better than snoring! " Oh!

(Ye Lizhong described Zhang Lou Ji in Ye Lizhong)