Law of conservation of love

"Do you know the law of conservation of energy?"

"Yes, the total energy remains the same."

The person opposite nodded slightly.

Although I am a liberal arts student, I am not ignorant of the basic knowledge of this kind of science.

"yes. Energy will neither be produced out of thin air nor disappear out of thin air. It will only be transformed from one form to another, or from one object to another, and the total amount of energy will remain unchanged. "

I'm not here for class! I have to take the liberty to ask, "Does this have anything to do with the question I asked?"

"Have you ever heard of the law of conservation of love?"

With a nervous and slightly excited tone, I tentatively replied, "69?"

He didn't directly deny my answer, but the obvious jitter of his eyelids has betrayed his true thoughts. The atmosphere became awkward, and he quickly let himself go back to the rest position with a slight cough.

"The law of conservation of love is actually the same as the law of conservation of energy. The law of conservation of energy is that the total energy of an isolated system is constant, and the law of conservation of love is that the total love of an isolated system is constant. The prerequisite for the law to be established is the situation of' isolated system', as you asked me: how to get rid of singles on Tanabata? Completely in line with the premise of' isolated system'. If you have a good life, I don't think you will be single so far. "

What the other party said makes sense. I eagerly asked, "Is there any specific way to solve my problem?"

I saw him slowly shaking his head: "The first step is like this, the second step is like that, and in the end, no matter what, you can catch up with the person you like. Without this panacea, suitors all over the world will follow the same template to find love. "

When my disappointment was about to show, he immediately rekindled my hope with a "but".

"But ... there are ways to get 100% out of singles, and there are two."

"What, what, tell me!"

A monkey scratching his head, a rabbit rushing to a tree, a dog waiting for a bone, and an ant on hot bricks are probably what I am now.

"It's simple to say, just two words: Yan and money."

"Get out!" Suddenly swallowed the word back. "You make fun of me! If there are these two things, I will ask you for advice! " I just muttered the second half of the sentence in my mind.

"Although there is no specific way to make you successful, I will tell you some guiding suggestions at the beginning. Energy will only change from one form to another, or from one object to another. So is love. "

The above conversation took place between me and a fortune teller three days ago. Although he felt that he was essentially different from those swindlers who claimed to know their destiny, he answered questions for the public with the scientific spirit of materialism, but it did not prevent me from asking him how to get rid of the feudal shackles of single aristocrats and move towards a harmonious society with noble love.

Walking in the street that day, every detail of the familiar scene is different. Small colored lights are wrapped around the branches of roadside trees, and new advertising slogans are posted in temporary shops, with pink as the main color. The convenience store I visited just now also put chocolate in a prominent position.

"Really ..." I opened the calendar on my mobile phone with an unknown feeling, and sure enough, three days later, it was Qixi Valentine's Day! Knowing this cruel fact, imagine the scene that day. Under the bright neon lights, the crowded streets are full of men and women holding hands. They are extremely happy in the ambiguous and sweet pink atmosphere that day. And I must be lonely and melancholy in my room, because I dare not go out on the street. Anxiety reached its peak at this time, and a strong idea stirred in my mind: I must get rid of being single this Tanabata!

I have seen a cartoon called Tales of Tahrir before, and there is a passage in it that is extremely appropriate at this moment.

"Humans are so strange. If no one sympathizes, you won't care how painful the wound is; If no one laughs, you won't care how ugly the scar is; If no one compares, who knows what the future is ... "

So driven by anxiety, I found a fortune teller.

He helped me a lot. He told me that the law of conservation of love is an important theoretical basis for me to get rid of being single. Since the total amount of love remains unchanged and will only be transferred from one object to another, then I will break up a couple and there will always be opportunities for love to be transferred to me! The first person to discover this rule is a fucking genius! This is absolutely the same as the theory of relativity, and his name should be as immortal as Einstein. Now it is impossible to prove who is the initiator of the law of conservation of love. Although it has disappeared in the long river of history, its knowledge still shines brilliantly.

Today, in order to get rid of the goal of being single and prove the greatness of the law of conservation of love, I walked into this millet cafe.

The choice of coffee shop as a place is a decision made after careful consideration and deliberation. There is no doubt that the streets of Tanabata are crowded with noisy people. In that case, the simplest and most effective way to break up couples is to chop their other half directly, but this obviously doesn't work. The place where the weapon of speech can play its greatest role is naturally a coffee shop in a semi-private space. I read in a book that coffee shop is the best place to eavesdrop. The author calls this kind of behavior "governor", because people who talk about things in coffee shops are nothing more than a logical collapse and nowhere to perform, both of them. So all I have to do is find the couple in the cafe, and the work is half done.

And this coffee shop is not chosen because there is a favorite coffee in it, but because of its name-Mi Li.

In order to pursue their own happiness, it is necessary to break up other couples, which sounds crazy in the eyes of others and of course unreasonable. The law of the jungle, the winner is king, natural selection, I can find a hundred reasons to prove the rationality of my behavior, but I don't shy away from being honest about my selfishness, but no one can strangle me to defend my right to pursue love.

"If you know me, I am worried; What do I want if you don't know me?

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The poem "Mi Li" is the best footnote of my mood.

There is a man and a woman sitting in the corner of the shop. It seems that they should be lovers. There is no one at the next table. I sigh luck in my mind. Come and sit down, order good coffee and review your knowledge. I learned the law of conservation of love myself. I have been reading a book called "The FBI teaches you 10 seconds to master super attacks" for three days. Although I don't know it backwards, I know it very well.

"Like a difficult detective, I can instantly understand people's hearts like a negotiator and influence others subtly. An American police attack cheats that you can understand at a glance, understand as soon as you learn, and use as soon as you use it. "

This sentence printed on the cover successfully attracted me to buy this book. If the law of conservation of love is a guiding general outline, then this book is a concrete operational guide.

The first chapter of the book is "Know yourself and yourself, and understand people's hearts from micro-reactions".

The woman at the next table wore delicate makeup and a frosty scowl, while the man sitting opposite her was indifferent, but he would not give in.

"What do you want!"

The woman wrinkled her beautiful arch eyebrows and her body trembled slightly because of restraint.

"I don't want anything."

The man pursed his lips, did not look at the woman, and repeatedly unlocked it with his mobile phone.

The two are still having a meaningless quarrel. Obviously, their feelings are indeed contradictory. What I want to do is to enlarge the contradiction between them enough to destroy this relationship.

The second chapter is "The lion pounced on the rabbit and took the lead".

I'm going to pretend to be a girl's boyfriend and ask who that man is. Finally, the man will abuse ugly words such as bitch and bitch and leave the cafe angrily.

Then I will carry out the third chapter's "understanding with emotion, moving with reason" and the fourth chapter's "making progress by retreating, making achievements by detours". Take this opportunity to catch up with this woman whose feelings have been hit hard and complete my goal of getting rid of singles.

"I am her boyfriend." When I stood in front of them and finished this sentence, I felt a sense of uneasiness, especially when I saw that person shine at the moment.

The man put on an expression of being caught cheating and said something that made me dumbfounded: "hmm." He is my boyfriend. Now that you have met him, I'd better make it clear today. "

"I think every man I want.

I think everyone I ever loved.

Fell out of a dating magazine

Will disappear from my heart. "

Wang Ruolin's Paradise Lost is playing in the cafe.

"Do you know that this song has a Chinese version? The title of the song is "Happiness with You". Isn't it nice? " The woman's tone is calm, but it is a sign of volcanic eruption. There was a flat thunder, and the woman's hand was thumped on the table, and the coffee wet her palm from the overturned cup.

"Said your mother a force! Break up! "

While I was still in a daze because of this series of unexpected events, the woman had already carried her bag, abused smelly men and dead homosexuals, and angrily left the cafe that made her feel disgusted.

I looked at the other men and was at a loss for a moment. The development direction of this story has deviated from the script I planned.

"Who are you?" He and I said at the same time.

"Mental derangement, who is your boyfriend? Are you out of your mind? " I took the lead.

"You said, you are my boyfriend."

"I mean that woman just now is too lazy to waste time with you." With that, I turned and left. Unexpectedly, he caught me and wouldn't let me leave. I quickly knocked off his hand and stepped back to pose as a warning.

"Who do you think her boyfriend is?" A problem full of gunpowder.

"Of course I am ... nonsense." He is full of hostility, and I am afraid.

"Why did you do that? Is it fun? " His face softened a little, but I knew I had to answer this question seriously, or his fist would not hesitate to hit me in the face.

Of course I can't reveal the existence of the law of conservation of love, so I have to say, "Do you know FFF Group? A gang whose duty is to burn heterosexuals. I haven't been in love since I was born, so I no longer believe in love. Even the love of others is just worthless in my eyes. But it is illegal to burn couples, and it is innocent to break them up. What's more, today is my day of action. You can think of me as a member of the FFF Group. "

"There is something wrong with your brain." The man muttered in a low voice

Even if I can hear clearly, I can't have an attack at this time. Because of the commotion just now, I always feel that we are the focus of the store at the moment. Although no one looks directly at us, our eyes will certainly pay attention to it. Plus they can imagine whispering, now I just want to get out of here quickly.

"Although it is different from what you think, the purpose is still completed. However, you don't look so satisfied. "

This man is really difficult to deal with, and the only doubt has not been put down.

I can only continue to talk nonsense after the previous lies: "How can I feel satisfied? Today, the world seems to be occupied by a couple. It took me half a day to break up a couple, which is too inefficient! " Speaking of which, I think I should be able to evacuate safely, but I didn't expect to be stopped.

"Do you have anything else?" My tone has shown impatience.

"If I go out later, I am afraid that she will cry at the door." This should be the first time I talked to him today that he was serious.

She? Oh, I suddenly realized.

He went on to further explain: "Suppose she is at the door. If you go out, she will be surprised that you go out alone. I don't think you will admit that you are my boyfriend when questioned, so it will be exposed." I've come this far, just in case, it's better to be on the safe side. "

"Aren't you gay?"

Are you my boyfriend? He solved my problem with a sharp answer.

"No obligation to help you!"

Seeing that I threatened to leave, the man quickly said, "You still want to fall in love. I can introduce you to a girlfriend! "

If I have worked so hard, it is for this purpose.

Seeing my hesitation, he immediately added, "It's my sister. If you are interested, I can fix you two up. "

"Is it nice?"

The man was shocked by my direct way of asking questions and reacted immediately. He even said that he was good-looking, and showed me the photo of his sister in his mobile phone.

Hmm. It's really beautiful.

Then she readily gave me her contact information, and I typed the note as a "girlfriend" and saved it in the address book.

I opened my seat and sat on it safely, as if some agreement had been reached.

"In this case, let's take this opportunity to get to know each other. My name is Wang Han. "

"I am Pan Ran."

After introducing each other, I fell into an awkward silence and didn't know what to say for a while.

A moment later, I still couldn't help asking the question in my heart: "Straight gay has only one purpose-picking up girls. You want to break up by pretending to be gay. What are you playing, brother? "

This man who can betray his sister without hesitation seems to want to say more at this time.

"Are you terminally ill? Or AIDS? "

"No."

"Why is that? You see, if I marry your sister, you will be my brother-in-law, and now is a good time to enhance our mutual understanding. " Shameless, I'm sure Wang Han feels the same way, but I prefer to use another nice word to describe it myself-perseverance.

Under my questioning, Wang Han finally spoke his heart: "What day is it today? You know that, right? Tanabata, China's Valentine's Day, is the day when cowherd and weaver girl meet. Why is it such a precious day for the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl to meet? Because the mother of the weaver girl, the Queen Mother, drew a galaxy with a hairpin, which blocked them. Only on the seventh day of the seventh lunar month can they meet. Everyone hates the Queen Mother, making trouble without reason, hitting Yuanyang, a typical feudal parent. But I understand the queen mother very well and even agree with her. You think you will get married and have a daughter in the future, and love her like the apple of your eye. As a result, one day I lost my news about her, and when I found her, I found that my daughter had been detained to give birth to someone else, who was still illiterate and poor. You might as well not hack that man to death. Empress Gui is the mother of the gods. She didn't let the heavenly generals kill Cowherd directly, nor did she cause him disaster. She just brought her daughter home. The queen mother's behavior is undoubtedly very reasonable. No mother in the world wants her daughter to live a happy life, so I understand and support this practice. Hey. "

Having said that, Wang Han didn't want to go further. It's almost time, we left the cafe one after another, and I approached my original goal in an unexpected way. Although I didn't get rid of being single, I got on the right track step by step. I walked home easily.

Ding, the sound effect of the message received by the mobile phone.

From: girlfriend

"I heard that you are my brother's boyfriend."

The anger of being teased made me give up going home and rush directly to the fortune teller who told me the law of conservation of love. The reason why I didn't look for Wang Han was because I couldn't find anyone else. It was a mistake not to ask his contact information at that time. And in order to vent my anger, let me believe that the fortune teller with this bullshit deception law is the most suitable person at this time.

"If you don't make it clear to me today, I will smash your broken stall!"

"Isn't this the gentleman the other day? Even if you ask me, I don't know what to say. "

Seeing that what he said makes sense, I have to tell you what happened, and it is useless to emphasize his law of conservation of love.

Just listen to his clear voice and smile: "You understand it wrong. The law of conservation of love is not to let you break up other couples to complete yourself. As I said, it is the same as the law of conservation of energy. Do you know the English expression of the word energy? This is a word from Greek. In Greek, it means in activity, which refers to an internal ability movement. Isn't love the same? If you follow the rules, love will not come to you. You only have the opportunity to harvest love if you keep pursuing and are always in the activity. "

Before the end of Tanabata, I chose to reply with banter.

"I heard that you are my girlfriend."