Chinese character joke

Little novice monk asked the old monk who was meditating, "Master, where is compassion?"

The old monk raised his right hand, pointed to the door, closed his eyes and said nothing.

Little novice monk suddenly realized that everything in the world, whether it is dignitaries, peddlers, or flowers, birds, insects and fish, has compassion everywhere!

When the old monk saw the little novice monk standing there motionless, he said, "The white one on the table outside the door is the porcelain cup!" " "

2. Eat only one ton

The young man decided to hold a wedding in his hometown.

The man's father sent a telegram to his in-laws in the city and asked, "How many people can come? Be prepared. "

My in-laws called back and said, "Not many people can go, just prepare a ton of rice." He wrote "ton" as "ton"

Soon I received a telegram from the countryside: "The wedding was postponed for one month, because it was difficult to get a ton of rice for a while."

Step 3: Bet.

In the stands, two strangers are arguing

A: "Team A is sure to win. If you are wrong, write my surname backwards! "

B: "Team A is sure to lose. Otherwise, write my last name horizontally! "

A: "What's your name?"

B: "What about you, Tian?"

A: "Wang."

4. The meaning of Chinese characters

Mr. Li said to his son, "Chinese characters have sounds, shapes and meanings, such as the word' ye'. Its traditional Chinese character is' ye', which means that his father is a little hard of hearing, so he is a grandfather."

The son said, "I see,' Dad' is a strict father."

Mr. Li said, "If you don't want to call me dad, just call me dad."

The son said, "Many dads are called dads, and I only have one dad. I can only call dad. "

5, each straw bag

Xiao Shenyang, the powerful minister, built a new mansion and asked Ji Xiaolan to write a plaque.

Ji Xiaolan began to write the word "bamboo shoots" for him, saying that it meant "loose and gorgeous bamboo branches".

Little Shenyang happily hangs it in the hall. When Emperor Qianlong saw it, he said to Shenyang, "You have been teased by Ji Xiaolan! If you take the word' bamboo shoots' apart, isn't it the word' each straw bag'? "

Small Shenyang suddenly cried and laughed.

6. The old man lost his teeth.

The two brothers took their grandfather to the hospital.

Seeing that the word "age" on the registration form was wrongly printed as "order", the younger brother said to the doctor, "The word" order "is missing a tooth."

The doctor said, "it's a tooth, because we are an elderly clinic!" "

7. Dr. Qu Yuan

In history class, the teacher asked the same student, "Who is Qu Yuan?"

"It's a doctor." The students answered.

"Nonsense!"

"What nonsense? The book says he is a doctor! "

(Note: "Doctor" is an ancient official name. Under the ancient monarch, there were three levels: Qing, doctor and scholar. Later, it became the name of the general. )

8. A new interpretation of the word "hui"

Son: "Dad, how do you spell the simplified word" Hui "?"

Father: "There is a cloud under the herringbone."

Son: "Why?"

Father: "at the meeting, you can say what others say: it's called conformity."

9. The other party

Mr. Zhou took the business card handed over by Mr. Chen, looked at it and said, "Mr. Dong, I've heard a lot about you."

Mr. Chen also looked at Mr. Zhou's business card and said, "Are you Mr. Ji?"

Mr. Zhou is unhappy: "My name is Zhou. Why did you skin me?" What have I done to you? "

Mr. Chen said, "My family name is Chen. If you only cut off my ear, I'm not allowed to skin you? "

10, where where?

Hemingway didn't know the China people's "where! Where! " This is a self-deprecating word.

Once he attended a wedding and politely praised the bride as beautiful. The groom on the side said on behalf of the bride, "Where! Where! "

Unexpectedly, this foreign man was shocked! So he used China's straightforward words: "Hair, eyebrows, eyes, ears, nose and mouth are beautiful!"

As a result, the audience burst into laughter