Fortune-telling Ma Ge _ Ma Gan Fortune-telling

Very incisive funny copy in the circle of friends

1. Besides marrying you and transferring money, don't take your likes and misses too seriously. It is better to make a lot of money if you are caring and careful.

2. Mom: You should get married! Me: Is it necessary to be happy when you get married? I have a classmate.

Third marriage. Why bother? Mom: If the marriage is not good, people can get married.

Three times?

My wife came back from a business trip and saw the photos of our classmates' reunion. My first love sat next to me side by side. Wife: I knew you wouldn't forget this fox! Me: Where do you want to go? What's the point of just sitting together? My wife slapped me: that means you need to be beaten!

Doctor: "Can you see the words on the wall?" Patient: "What word, where?" The doctor stamped his foot and said, "There is nothing wrong with your hearing. Next. "

5. being used by others? As long as you become a loser, no one can take advantage of you.

6. A man's anger is like setting off firecrackers, and it ends with a bang. A woman's anger is like lighting mosquito-repellent incense, keeping the temperature high and going back and forth.

Seven. Girls fall in love with one person supporting a dormitory, while boys fall in love with one person supporting a dormitory.

Eight. When I was poor, I thought I would be happy if I had money. When I really have money, I find that having money is not just happiness. This is a godsend.

9. You are worried about how to make money. I'm worried about how to spend money now. Who can tell me how to use 100 yuan next month?

10. My friend borrowed 10,000 yuan from me, and I transferred it to him on WeChat. He still has to receive it at the end of the year.

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Nine. Think about missing a piece, forget it! Unexpectedly, his phone came: Kyle, did you get it? I will pay you more bank interest.

More than eight yuan, but I deducted the cash withdrawal from WeChat.

Ten dollars, that's not enough.

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9。 Thinking of the long and auspicious Spring Festival, I posted a few extra hairs ... Listen to his tone, if I don't give you a red envelope, it's because I'm not interesting enough!

1 1. Who is smarter than a genius? You have no chance. You should compete with his stupidity and win.

Twelve. Q: If someone gives it to you because you are ugly.

500 dollars, will you accept the money? A: Of course, otherwise I am not only ugly, but also stupid.

13. I have been versatile since I was a child. There is also a particularly useful instrument. Whenever I quit, I always play the best!

14. Others stay in bed because they have money. They can stay up as late as they want. I'm different. I stay in bed because I have no money, so I can save a meal.

15. Learn and learn. Why do you have to take the exam? There is no trust between people.

16. Boyfriends are amazing things. With a boyfriend, a lovely girl can become a woman, and a woman can even become a mineral spring.

In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately next month, I have spent all my money in advance, so I am clean and upright.

18. Men can't find a girlfriend, so they can only tell their fortune. Fortune teller: You are doomed to have no women in the first half of your life. The man's eyes lit up: what about the second half? The fortune teller said: You will get used to it for the rest of your life.

19. Only girls can understand that there are always some clothes in the closet, which is a pity to throw away and stupid to wear. I used to buy it as a poor dog, but now I think it is ugly! Every season will say, no clothes to wear.

20. Today, someone asked me why I am still single. I smiled and said, "Because the factory configuration is too low, the upgrade is useless!" !

My future husband must be a road idiot, or he hasn't found me yet.

Twenty-two When I broke up with my ex, I was fine during the day, but I couldn't restrain my inner emotions at night, hiding under the quilt and laughing secretly.

Twenty-three I just saw a man like you. I chased like crazy, only remember that there was no you in this city, and I stopped. I put down the brick in my hand and almost hit the wrong person.

24. The so-called maturity is nothing more than recognition of the years, and right and wrong are indisputable. Regardless of gains and losses, put your shirt into your belt and take a thermos when you go out.