Feng Gong crosstalk "Idea Company"

Creative Company (Sketch) Screenwriter: Xu Junsheng Characters:: Boss (Wuneng), Guest (Police). Props: a set of desks and chairs, a book and a broken bowl. Three RMB (10 yuan) (one table and two chairs on the stage) Boss (me): I just started a company called Universal Idea Company. What? What? What does a creative company do? Of course, it's for advice. As long as you have problems that can't be solved, come to our company and our company will help you solve them. Our company's goal is ... "exchange our wisdom for your darts". Oh, no, it's "for your smile". It just opened today, so let's applaud it. Guest (1): Global Creative Company? What's new? Go, go in and have a look, maybe you can meet some good luck! Boss: Oh, here comes God. Hello, God. Customer: Have you misunderstood, sir? My name is neither Shang nor Di! Boss: You misunderstood. I mean, the customer is God. Customer: Oh, misunderstanding, misunderstanding. Boss: Please go in, please go in. Customer: May I have your name, please? Boss: My surname is Wu, and my single name is Neng. This is my business card. Guest (Reception): Wu Neng, general manager, chairman and technician of Global Creative Company. Oh, it's boss Wu. Nice to meet you. Boss: Oh, you're welcome. Customer: What does your company do? Boss: Our company specializes in making suggestions to help you solve the problems you feel troublesome. Oh, so how many employees are there in your company? Boss: Oh, just me at the moment. Do you have any problems that need our company to help you solve? G (hesitating): I wonder if it can be solved? Boss: Go ahead, go ahead, there's nothing I can't solve. G: To tell you the truth, I'm short of money recently. Can you think of a way to make money at once? Boss (to himself): No money? What are you doing here without money? Get rid of him, no, I have to establish a good image of our company first. No money, right? I have an idea for you to make money immediately, but I don't know if you will do it. G: I will do anything as long as it is not illegal. Boss (putting his feet on the table): You shine my shoes, and I'll pay you the service fee later. (throwing a piece of cloth on the ground) Guest (frightened): You call this an idea. Boss: I don't think there is any way to make money faster. G: How much did you pay? Boss (takes out a stack of money and shakes it in his hand): How much do you think I can give? G (thinking): That's good. Give me the money. Boss: This is your service charge. (Give the guest ten yuan) Guest: Ah, not bad. Boss: Wait, where did you get your money? G: I'll shine your shoes. Boss: Whose idea was this? G: You ... Boss: You used the idea of our company. Take the money. G: how much is it Boss: Ten dollars. Guest (want to give money, return it): No, didn't I shine your shoes for nothing? Boss: You can say that, but this is the rule. You might as well bring it here. G: alas! (no patience to pay. You are really something. Actually, I just tried you. I still have a little money. (Showing a stack of money) Boss: Oh, money is easier said than done. Oh, money is easier said than done. Do you have any problems that need our company to help you solve? G: It is really difficult for society to make money now. Can you give me an idea to make more money quickly? Boss (standing up, meditating): If you want to make money, more and faster. Then you must become a star. G: a star? Boss: That's right. Look at singer Andy Lau and movie star Jet Li. They are all rich people, but now there are too many singers and movie stars, and we shouldn't be that kind of stars. G: What stars? Boss: A comedian. G: a comedian? Boss: Yes, as long as you can make everyone laugh, you can become a comedian. But you have to smile first. Now smile at me. G (rustic laughter): Hey! Hey! Boss: Oh, yes. How can this smile be a comedian? Um ... okay, I'll show you. (Take the step of female modeling). "Sir, I am Wuneng, a comedian. Hey, hey ... "Why don't you laugh? G (rustic laughter): Hey! Hey! Boss: You have no sense of humor. I don't think you are suitable for this job. G: What else can I do? Boss: Well ... I'm telling you, you can be a "sir". G: what, sir? Boss: Fortune teller! G: fortune teller? Boss: Yes, (takes out a fortune-telling book from the table). You can make a lot of money as long as you learn this book. G: Really? Boss: Of course. You know what? Practice first and do a divination for me. See how lucky I am? Guest; All right. (Open the book). (to himself) According to this book, this guy is not a good guy. (turning around) What is it? Boss: Pig. G: What's your name? Boss: Wuneng. G: pigs are incompetent! Old: You are still a pig! G: According to this book, people like you are: one person is blind, three points are immoral, four bodies are not, the grain is not divided, six bodies are incomplete, seven bodies are upside down, and nine bodies are disgraceful. It's not a thing at all. Boss (eyes wide with anger): Do you tell people fortune like this? Guest: But that's what the book says! Boss: That won't do either. Will people give you money if you expose their shortcomings? I think you are too straight to do it. Guest; Then what else can I do? Boss: It seems that I have to show my unique skills. You, be an "actor": an actor, no, I can't do this. Boss: It's not difficult. There is only one line. (takes out a broken bowl from the table and hands it to the guest) You, take this, go to the street, find a suitable person, say "have pity on me" to him, and then you put the money in. G: Really? Boss: Of course, I don't believe you. G: OK. (Walking to the front desk, loudly) Have pity on me, have pity on me. Hey, two points ... (talking to the boss). Have pity on me, have pity on me. Boss: Forget it, I will pity you once. (Pulls out a stack of money from his pocket, picks out three tens and puts them in the bowl) Guest: Hey, not bad, not bad. Boss: Is that a good idea? G: ok, ok. Boss: Take the money. G: how much is it Boss: Thirty. Guest: (Give the boss thirty dollars and take the money back): No way, isn't an idea ten dollars? Boss: Yes, comedians, fortune tellers and actors. Three ideas, not thirty? Take the money, take the money. Guest (impatient to give money) Boss (happy to take money): Haha, back again. G: (Suddenly, his expression is grim) We have been playing for a long time. It's time for you to know who I am. (pulls out his work permit and throws it on the table) Boss (look, I'm scared): You are a policeman! G: that's right. Boss: Police, what's wrong with the police? I have no choice. What can you do to me? G: You don't have a model? Your pure bad ideas are against social order. Come on, come to my house. Boss: Where are you going? G: public security bureau. Boss: Oh, I am wronged, I am wronged. (The guest pawns the boss, the same below) (End)

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