Fortune tellers often say fortune in comedy ~

One: your life is not good, you must change your fortune (you must turn evil spirits to solve disasters, etc.) )

This is the most common deception, ranking first in fortune-telling tricks.

For example:

Your name is not pleasant to hear. You should change it.

Your fate will be like your father's. You should worship the gods.

Your horoscope must be changed.

Your feng shui is wrong, change it.

Remember, anyone who blames fate for everything and says that he can change your destiny for you is a magic stick. If your life is bad, you can say this is the name, which is even worse.

Two: You are a villain this year.

For example:

You are a villain this year.

You are too old this year.

You made a peach blossom this year.

You have money but no money this year.

These statements have their own explanatory logic in traditional life sciences, but now fortune tellers just use them to intimidate everyone. It has lost the positive significance of helping people cultivate themselves and settle down, and has no reliable value. Who doesn't make a villain? Who doesn't commit peach blossoms? Why can't you turn a villain into a nobleman? Can't you turn rotten peach blossoms into good ones? Instead of trusting fortune tellers?

Three: You are short of water.

For example:

You are short of water (fire, gold, wood, earth). In fact, everyone has five elements, and you don't lack anything! Press lone star. )

There is no marriage in your name.

You are divorced and destined to get married three times.

You lack interest in your chart.

You lack official luck in horoscope.

These statements are widely empty and difficult to prove, but as long as you happen now, you will think that he is right and fall for it. This is a kind of deception.

Fourth: You have bad luck this year.

For example:

You have had a bad year.

If your Tang Yin is black, you will be in danger.

If you commit a crime this year, something will happen.

Your name indicates that there is something wrong with your marriage.

Your astrolabe shows professional problems.

Your horoscope indicates that there is something wrong with money.

But my favorite is "You have a bad omen"