Hasa fortune-telling

Misunderstanding: In Alaska, a young couple got married and had children. His wife died in childbirth, leaving a child. He is busy living and looking after the house. He trained a dog because no one helped to look after the children. Dogs are smart and obedient, can take care of children, can bite bottles to feed children and can raise children. One day, the master went out and asked him to take care of the children. He went to another village and couldn't come back that day because of the heavy snow. When he got home the next day, the dog immediately heard the sound and came out to see his master. He opened the door and saw blood everywhere. He looked up, there was blood on the bed and the child was gone. The dog is nearby, and its mouth is full of blood. After discovering this situation, the owner thought that the dog was sexually assaulted and ate the child. In a rage, he cut the dog's head with a knife and killed it. Then I suddenly heard the child's voice, saw him climb out from under the bed and picked him up. Although he had blood on him, he was not hurt. He's weird. I don't know what's going on. Look at the dog's body. There is no meat on his leg. There is a wolf next to him, still biting dog meat in his mouth. The dog saved the little master, but he was killed by the master by mistake. This is really the most amazing misunderstanding in the world. Note: Misunderstandings often occur when people are ignorant, irrational, impatient, lack of thinking, unable to understand each other in many ways, self-reflective and extremely impulsive. At the beginning of misunderstanding, I always only think about each other's mistakes; So the misunderstanding will get deeper and deeper and get out of hand. If people misunderstand ignorant animals and puppies, there will still be such terrible and serious consequences. If there is misunderstanding between people, the consequences will be even more unimaginable. Nails: A boy has a bad temper, so his father gave him a bag of nails. And told him that whenever he lost his temper, he would nail a nail in the fence in the backyard. On the first day, the boy nailed 37 nails. Slowly, the number of nails hammered down every day decreased. He found it easier to control his temper than to hammer those nails. Finally, one day, the boy will never lose patience and lose his temper again. He told his father about it, and his father told him that from now on, as long as he could control his temper, he would pull out a nail. Day by day passed, and finally the boy told his father that he had finally pulled out all the nails. My father took him by the hand and came to the backyard, saying, You have done well, my good boy. But look at those holes in the fence. These fences will never be repaired. What you say when you are angry will leave a scar like these nails. If you stab someone with a knife, no matter how many times you say you're sorry, the wound will last forever. The pain of words is as unbearable as the real pain. Note: People often get hurt forever because of some persistent insistence. If we can all start from ourselves and start to be tolerant of others, I believe you (you) will receive many unexpected effects ... helping others to open a window is to let themselves see a more complete sky ... think twice before you act: most colleagues are very excited because the unit has newly transferred a supervisor, who is said to be an able person and is specially sent to rectify business; However, as the days passed, the new supervisor did nothing. Every day, he walks into the office politely and hides in it. It's rare to go out. Those nervous bad elements are even more rampant now. He is an able man there! He is very nice, and he is more gullible than the previous supervisor! Four months later, just when I was really disappointed in the new director, the new director flew into a rage-all the bad guys were fired and the capable people were promoted. He started quickly and judged things accurately, and he was almost like a completely different person from the conservative one in April. At the year-end dinner, the new supervisor made a speech after three rounds of drinking: "I believe everyone must be puzzled by my performance during my new arrival and the radical measures taken later." Now listen to a story and you will understand: "I have a friend who bought a house with a yard." As soon as he moved in, he cleaned up the yard thoroughly, cleared all the weeds and planted his newly bought flowers. One day, the original owner visited. My friend just found out that he actually used peony as a grass shovel. Later, he bought another house. Although the yard was more messy, he stayed where he was. Sure enough, plants that were thought to be miscellaneous trees in winter bloomed in spring. I thought spring was a weed, but summer turned into brocade; A small tree that hasn't moved for half a year turns red in autumn. It was not until late autumn that it really realized which plants were useless, and vigorously eradicated and preserved all the precious vegetation. At this point, the supervisor raised his glass and said, "Let me propose a toast to all of you here, because if this office is a garden, you are all rare trees in it. Rare trees can't blossom and bear fruit all year round. You can recognize them only by long-term observation! Leniency: This is the story of a soldier who came back from Vietnam War. He called his parents from San Francisco and told them, "Mom and Dad, I'm back, but I have a reluctant request. I want to take a friend home. " "Of course!" They replied, "We'll be happy to see it. But my son went on. But there's one thing I want to tell you first. He was seriously injured in the Vietnam War and lost an arm and a foot. Now he is desperate. I want to invite him back to live with us. "I'm sorry, son, but maybe we can help him find a place to live." The father went on to say, "Son, you don't know what you are talking about. Disabled people like him will bring a great burden to our lives. We have our own lives to live, and we can't let him ruin them like this. I suggest you go home first and forget about him. He will find his own sky. Just then, the son hung up and his parents never heard from him again. A few days later, the parents got a call from the San Francisco Police Department, telling them that their dear son had fallen to his death. The police think this is just a simple suicide case. So they flew to San Francisco heartbroken and led by the police to the morgue to identify their son's body. That's their son, yes, but surprisingly, the son has only one arm and one leg. The parents in the story are like most of us. It's easy to like people who look good or talk funny, but it's too difficult to like people who bring us inconvenience and unhappiness. We are always more willing to keep our distance from those who are not as healthy, beautiful and intelligent as us. However, thank God, some people are not so cruel to us. They will love us without regrets, and they will always accept us no matter how bad we are. Before you go to bed tonight, pray to God for strength to accept others, no matter who they are. Ask him to help us meet people who are different from us. There is a magical thing called "friendship", which is hidden in everyone's heart. You don't know how and when it happened, but you know it always brings us special gifts. You will also understand that friendship is the most precious gift given by God! Friends are like rare treasures. They bring laughter and inspire us to succeed. They listen to our inner words and share every compliment with us. Their hearts are always open to us. Tell your friends how much you care about them now. Trust once in class, the professor came to the classroom and said to us, "There is no class today, so let's do a' trust' experiment. "He asked us to line up in two rows facing him, and then the students in the front row leaned back without any help and were caught by the students behind. After listening to the professor's words, the students in the front and back rows smiled at each other and smiled tacitly. We have played this game many times in private. Every time the students in the front row fall backwards, the students standing behind quickly pull themselves out, so that the students in front will fall on their backs because they lose their center of gravity. Later, some students said that after playing this game, the students in front would never really fall backwards again. Seeing that we were all ready, the professor said "Go ahead". After listening to his instructions, many students standing in front began to lean back bit by bit, but everyone secretly controlled the balance of their bodies so as not to lose their center of gravity. When the students at the back saw it, they knew that the people in front didn't really come down, just symbolically reached out and touched the clothes of the students in front. At this time, a scene that we didn't expect appeared. A boy who usually sits in front of me in class, height 1 m 80, falls straight back, followed by a little girl. Seeing the boy jump on her, he paused for a moment, and then tried his best to hug him. I can see that the girls are struggling, but they still hold the boys firmly. After the experiment, the professor stepped onto the platform. He pointed to the boy and the girl and said to everyone, "Today's' trust' experiment was the most successful. Students, what is trust? Trust is like this male classmate just now, without any vigilance and doubt, giving himself completely to others; And this female classmate showed us the best example of' trustworthy', that is, no matter how difficult she is, she will do well what others give her. The two of them succeeded in this experiment because they deduced mutual trust to the extreme. In life, we are always eager for the trust of others, hoping that others will trust us, but how many people can trust others? A person is happy to be trusted by others, but a person who trusts others is noble. Students, let's try to be a noble person first, and then be a happy person ... "As soon as the professor's voice fell, applause broke out in the classroom ... Q: If there is a restaurant near your home, the food is expensive and unpalatable, and there are cockroaches crawling on the table, will you come again and again because it is very close and convenient? A: You will definitely say, what kind of bad question is this? Who would be stupid enough to spend money on it? But in the same situation, on another occasion, I might do something similar. Many men and women complain that their lovers or spouses are immoral, half-hearted and irresponsible. Knowing that there is no good result together, resentment is more than love, but "I don't know why" still wants to mix with him and can't get rid of it. To put it bluntly, it is for unwillingness and habit. Isn't this different from going to a restaurant? -be a man, why be too persistent. ! Q: If you accidentally lost $65,438+000 and only knew that it seemed to be lost somewhere you walked, would you spend $200 to get it back? A: A super stupid question. However, similar things happen constantly in life. I did something wrong, knowing that I had a problem, but I refused to admit it. Instead, it took twice as long to find an excuse to make others' impression of themselves greatly reduced. Being scolded by others, but spending countless hours feeling sad, is the same. Angry for one thing, at the expense of others, at the expense of blood, at the expense of time, just for revenge, isn't it just as boring? Losing a person's feelings, knowing that everything is irreversible, is still so sad, and it will be sad for several years, and it will be ruined as soon as you drink. In fact, it's useless at all, just losing more. -be a man, why bother yourself? ! Q: Are you afraid to go out because you open the newspaper and find that there are car accidents every day? What kind of bad question is this? Of course not. It's called giving up eating because of choking. But many people say that the divorce rate is so high that I dare not fall in love. That's natural. There are also many women who see many reports about this and worry about their other half. Isn't this a similar reaction? The so-called optimism is to believe that although the road is difficult and dangerous, I am still the one who will cross the road safely. As long as I am careful, I don't have to be afraid to cross the road. -to be a man, you must first believe in yourself! Q: Do you believe that everyone can succeed in business casually? A: Of course not. However, it is observed that after listening to the advice from successful people who have racked their brains, some people always ask another question, such as reading more books and practicing more? Isn't that hard? We all want to learn English well in 3 minutes and solve all the problems in 5 minutes. Is it that easy to succeed? Of course, change is difficult. Success is outstanding only because you are not afraid of being sleepy. Once I took a taxi, I heard that the driver saw that he was a high-end car before and after, and sighed, "Alas, why are others so rich and my money so hard to earn?" I had a whim and asked him, "What kind of money do you think there is in the world?" He couldn't answer, and it took him a long time to say, as if other people's money was easier to earn. In fact, it is very difficult for any successful person to do it. We really shouldn't complain about our lives. -Be a man by yourself! Q: Do you think a basketball coach can lead a perfect victory without going to the basketball court and closing his eyes? A: Sick, of course not. However, many friends don't have time to take care of themselves, but they desperately invest in cafes, restaurants and companies that they don't understand at all, and they are eager to spend their hard-earned savings and become a confused investor. I always lose more than I earn, but I think it's because of bad luck, not because of my ideas. -Be a man, remember to reflect on yourself! Cruel laughing punishment1During the Thirty Years' War in Europe in the 7th century, someone invented a kind of "laughing punishment". This punishment is to bind the hands and feet of the prisoner or prisoner of war tightly, then coat the soles of the feet with honey, white sugar juice or salt, and then take a goat to lick the delicious food at the feet of the prisoner. In this way, the victim's itching was unbearable and could not be restrained, and eventually he died of laughter. According to analysis, the human body continues to laugh wildly, which will make the air in the lungs less and less, and lose the ability to breathe, thus causing extreme hypoxia and suffocation. The cruelty of corporal punishment in disguise is actually tantamount to torture, but this means of execution seems to bring some pleasure to the torturers. The fatuous judge and the stupid robber 1983 In February, three British robbers robbed 200 pounds. On the way to escape by car, they had to abandon the car and walk, but left their business cards, letters and other sundries in the car. The police quickly arrested them all according to their business cards. During the trial of this case, a judge said to the robbers, "There are no such stupid robbers as you. Now, I allow you to rob again. If you can get the police to solve the case within a week, I will release you. Otherwise, I will severely punish you for stupid robbery! " I'm afraid this is unique in the world. Family cell In recent years, there has been a phenomenon of overcrowding in American prisons, which has caused the relevant authorities a deep headache. In order to solve this thorny problem, Tom Moody, a 30-year-old product manufacturer in Florida, recently invented a unique set of electronic supervision settings, which made it possible to make a major reform in the American judicial system-to establish a "family cell" for misdemeanor criminals to serve their sentences at home. Tom Moody invented this electronic listening device, which is two independent electronic devices: transmitter and monitor. The so-called "launcher" is actually a "bracelet" fixed on the prisoner's arm. This plastic transmitter "bracelet" filled with electronic components is 4 cm wide, and it is not afraid of any collision. It has good sealing performance and has no influence on the prisoner's body. However, if the prisoner wants to release it from his arm, it will send a special signal immediately. The so-called "watchdog" is actually a machine "guard" placed in the prisoner's home. The display is16cm high,14cm long and10cm wide. It will timely and faithfully report all the movements of prisoners to the electronic monitoring center of the police department. In principle, prisoners can only move within 500 meters from prison guards. If the prisoner goes beyond this activity range, the electronic warden will immediately send an alarm signal to the nearby police station. It is reported that an electronic "bracelet" only needs 10 USD. Although it costs 15000 dollars to build an electronic monitoring center, some American state governments have decided to adopt Tom Moody's invention to build a "family cell" system, because it can reduce the excessive pressure of prisoners in American prisons and save a lot of money in the long run. A joke was imprisoned for 69 years. Siruton, a teenager born in Ireland, was imprisoned for 69 years for making fun of the baldness of French King Louis XIV. West Luton was originally the heir of a rich man in Europe. 1674, he was nine years old and studied at Clermont Middle School in Paris. One day King Louis XIV visited the school. The school authorities thought it was a great honor, so they changed the name of the school to "King Louis Middle School". Naughty Siruton jokingly said to the class: "The king is bald, and the school was originally called Cremonte (French means bald), so it is very appropriate. Isn't it necessary to change? " It was a joke, but it was reported to the school authorities and soon reached the king's ears. The king flew into a rage at this. As a result, Siruton was sent to the Bastille for disrespect and was held in solitary confinement for 69 years. When West Luton was released, the beautiful young man who was radiant in the past had become an old man who was faltering. Punish beautiful women for wearing skull masks. In Italy, there was a beautiful woman named Rosala Mon Tapponi. Whenever she appears on the streets of the ancient city of Florence, it will inevitably lead to a wave of marriage proposal. Young people worked hard to woo her, and even some cowardly young people committed suicide because they could not get Rosa's love. The parents of these young people blamed Rosanna for their son's death, so they took Rosanna to court. In this regard, the judge sentenced her to face punishment, which is to leave a brand on her face with a red-hot soldering iron. However, because of her beauty, no executioner is willing to do so. Finally, the judge had to change her sentence and ordered her to wear a skull mask for a long time. So, poor girl has been wearing a skull mask for 40 years until her beauty completely disappears. In order to protect people's lives and property, police all over the world try their best to give advice to drivers to avoid or reduce various traffic accidents. During the traffic safety week, the Ministry of Communications of Sanfo City, Malaysia posted a notice in the city: Sir, if you drive less than 30 miles per hour, you can enjoy the beautiful scenery of the city; More than 60 miles, please visit the court; More than 80 miles, welcome to the latest emergency hospital in this city; 100 Miles, please rest in peace! Next to an American highway, there is such a sign: Three people have died here. Would you like to be the fourth? At the sharp turn of a highway on the west coast of the United States, there is an eye-catching placard: If your car can swim, please don't brake and go straight ahead. At the entrance of a small border town in Mexico, there is a traffic sign that reads: Please pay attention to your steering wheel-there are no doctors, hospitals and medicines in this city. There is a Pan-American Highway in Chile. There are some graves scattered along the yellow sand rolling road. The tombstones of these graves are nailed with car license plates. The owners of these graves died in a car accident. These license plate tombstones can not only commemorate the unfortunate deceased, but also remind passing drivers to drive carefully. For safety reasons, drivers will stop at the grave to water flowers or offer flowers to mourn when passing by. For half a century, the police have often used instruments to lie on criminal suspects and test the unconscious response of people's nervous system to something. However, Steve, the police chief of Liszt, East Hasal, Illinois, invented a new lie detector technology without any instruments-visual lie detector. Steve's new technology is based on the following principle: "There is a certain pattern of eye movement. When people recall and make up things, their eyes will have different activity patterns. " So "as long as you observe a person's eye movements, facial expressions and mental state, you can judge whether he is lying." He pointed out in particular that anyone can master this new technology and apply it to police work and daily life. Steve used this polygraph technique to help his colleagues all over the country solve hundreds of cases. There was once a case in which a female student aged 18 was killed. After a year's investigation, the police only narrowed down the scope of the murderer to two people, and there was not enough evidence to prosecute them. After Steve intervened in the case, he analyzed that a girl in the victim's dormitory might have some clues and began to question her. When asked about her name and address, I found that her eyes turned to the left when she answered, but when asked about the killer's name, her eyes turned to the right. He immediately interrupted the girl and told her, "You are lying!" In this way, during the two-hour trial, when the female student's eyes turned right, Steve stopped talking; When her eyes turn left, let her continue her statement. Finally, the female student explained the whole process of killing the female classmate. After 23 years of a hair lawsuit 1900, the court in Garchburg, France ruled on a house sale dispute accepted 23 years ago: the seller returned a hair received from the buyer Busano 23 years ago to the other party. Why bother? Struggled for a hair for 23 years. Busano, the buyer, said: "A hair may not be important to a person, but the hair I gave to the seller is not ordinary hair. A person is a proof of his credit." It turns out that there is a custom in Garchburg. In any business activity, the buyer must give one of his hair to the seller as a credit certificate. 23 years ago, Busano signed the above-mentioned sales contract with the seller to buy a house. He pulled a hair from his head and gave it to the hair seller. However, the seller changed his mind and didn't want to sell the house. Therefore, both parties terminated the contract. Busano asked the seller to give back his hair. Because the seller refused to accept Busano's hair, there was a dispute and went to court, which lasted for 23 years. The Biography of the Three Kingdoms Jian Yong, which vindicates the people, records that when Liu Bei was the master of Shu, there was a long drought and no rain for one year, and there were four food shortages. In order to survive the famine, Liu Bei ordered the prohibition of using grain to make wine, and offenders were punished. In order to prevent food abuse, he sent officials to look around. In one place, officials found a set of brewing equipment in an ordinary family. No matter how people explained it, Liu Bei put him in prison. Jian Yong thought that Liu Bei had mishandled the matter. He repeatedly complained for innocent people in front of Liu Bei and advised Liu Bei to show mercy, but Liu Bei wouldn't listen. One day, Jian Yong accompanied Liu Bei for a walk in the wild. They suddenly saw a man and a woman walking on the road ahead. He thought about it and said to Liu Bei, "Master, give an order to arrest that man and woman." Liu Bei inexplicably asked, "Why do you arrest people casually?" "Lonely men and few women, in the wild, there must be adultery." Liu Bei said: "There must be evidence to catch rape!" Jian Yong imitated Liu Bei's attitude in handling the case of wine storage, saying, "These two men and women are mature men and women, and both have devices for adultery. How can they not be caught? " When Liu Bei heard this, he immediately regretted it. When he got back, he ordered those who didn't need food to make wine to be released, even though they had brewing equipment at home. There is a farmer named Pomegranate in a village in Luozhulin, who has always been honest. One day, pomegranate borrowed a piece of white cloth from a neighbor's house because his wife was ill and had no money to see a doctor, and drove the donkey into the city to sell it. On the way, I met a blind man who was divining and asked for a ride into town. Pomegranate sympathized with the blind man's difficulties, so she helped him to the donkey's back and led the donkey ahead. When he arrived in the city, the blind man got off the donkey with a white cloth in his arms, and then turned his head and left. Pomegranate asked inexplicably, "What? Do you want to rely on my cloth? " Not to be outdone, the blind man said, "After riding your donkey for a while, how did my cloth become yours?" The quarrel between the two men attracted a crowd of onlookers. At this time, someone in the crowd asked the blind man, "You said this cloth is yours. What evidence do you have? " The blind man said, "My cloth is three feet seven feet long and one foot eight wide. I don't trust you to measure it. " "This person has a lot of weight, really not bad. It turned out that when the blind man was riding on the donkey's back, he secretly measured the cloth by hand. This can blow up the pot, and everyone present accused pomegranate of not covering the blind. Pomegranate has always been capable, but it is jiaozi in the teapot-there are people who can't pour it out. At this moment, I feel that my heart is full of grievances. Coincidentally, this day happened to be the time for Luo to visit relatives in the city. He saw the scene clearly. Luo knew pomegranate very well. When people's discussion subsided a little, he deliberately said loudly, "Hey, fortune teller, you can dye this blue cloth brighter!" " "The blind man quickly said:" There is a dyeing room at the mother's house. How can it be dyed badly? " This blue cloth is very valuable! When Luo saw that he was exposed, he quickly took the opportunity to say, "Look, everyone, is this cloth his?" People immediately realized that the cloth was not blind. So he turned to reprimand the blind man for his good conscience and wrong pomegranate cloth. The blind man reached out and slapped his face. Xiao Yu, a member of the public security criminal police team, was ordered to follow the leader of a smuggling gang. After changing into plain clothes, he boarded a passenger ship bound for Chongqing with the stowaway and shared a cabin with the stowaway. When the ship sailed to the Three Gorges, the passengers walked out of the cabin and watched the beautiful scenery on both sides. Smugglers have also gone out. In order to keep an eye on the criminal's suitcase, Xiaoyu pretended to be fascinated by reading and stayed alone in the cabin. After a while, a coquettish girl walked into the hut and saw Xiaoyu alone. She smiled and walked to his bed. Before he could understand what was going on, the woman suddenly turned pale, tore open her shirt button, revealing her white chest, and whispered to Xiaoyu, "Give me your wallet quickly, or I will call someone, saying that you are a hooligan and flirting with me." Xiao Yu was surprised. He didn't expect to kill such a "journey" halfway. After giving money to the smuggler, how can he track her down? If she shouts something bad, he can't say anything. If you go to the police, you can make it clear, but if you reveal your identity, all your efforts will be in vain. Now expose your identity, catch the liar, and alert the snake, and the smuggler will escape. Xiao Yu's brain is running at full speed. Suddenly he had a brainwave, then gesticulated and screamed, and wrote on a piece of paper with a pen: "I am deaf and dumb, and I don't know what you are talking about." The woman froze, but she didn't know what to do. Seeing that there was no one in the room, she quickly wrote what she had just said on paper with a pen and handed it to Xiaoyu. Xiao Yu is quick of eye and load, and when he sees the other party tearing the note, he grabs it and stuffs it into his pocket. Suddenly stood up and said, "Get out, or I'll give the note to the police." When the woman saw the mute suddenly speak, she controlled herself and had to leave angrily. At 4 o'clock in the afternoon of February 1990 1 1 Sunday, the H.R. Jige village in Turpan Basin of Huozhou was boiling. A "parallel bars Samsung" colonel eloquently publicized the conscription policy, attracting dozens of pairs of eyes, and many young people signed up on the spot with his encouragement. At this time, a beautiful young Uighur girl came forward and asked sweetly, "Chief, can I sign up?"? "? I have a skill, and I can dance Maixilaifu. ""great! Our military region song and dance troupe lacks dancers. What's your name? How old are you? " "Adalan, the meaning of justice." "Ok, you pay the registration fee for 20 yuan first." "Well, I'm willing to be 200 instead of 20 yuan." The girl's chest is straight and her feet are close together, which is the standard attention. She asked the colonel, "Do I look like a soldier to you?" "I like it, I like it." "Chief, someone bet me that he insisted that the military officer's card was blue and I said it was red." "You're right!" "The soldier proved that what I said was also red." "Yes, yes." The colonel patted the girl on the shoulder as he spoke. Adalan shook off the colonel's hand and snapped, "Your play should be over, what a fake colonel!" It turns out that Adalan is the second lieutenant battalion chief of a certain unit in Xinjiang Military Region. She is on holiday, visiting relatives and passing through the village. When she saw that the "Colonel" was behaving abnormally, after several temptations, she confirmed that it was an impostor. After the trial, the fake colonel was an agricultural worker and the colonel's military uniform was stolen from a bathroom. RanStrAndNum}