Funny copywriting in friends circle

1. Don't be depressed. Although you haven't traveled 1 times, at least 1 people say they are fat!

When I am sad, I open my wallet. There is nothing in it. It is balanced. At least I have a wallet, but there is nothing in it.

I said that I like a very good boy, but I feel that I have no chance. My mother said what are you afraid of? Although you are poor, you have the opportunity to meet such a good person, which shows that he is doomed to this robbery.

I thought what I wanted was a career, but I just wanted a salary.

5. Others care whether you fly high or not. No matter whether you are tired or not, only I really care whether your wings are delicious in stewed coke or braised pork!

6. Waiting for the bus at the station, a student said to me with a donation box, "Sir, many people have donated money to poor college students." Deeply moved, I silently took the donation box and said, "Thank you!" " "

7. Although I can't cook, I can order a good takeaway!

8. In the past, mail was slow, and I only loved one person in my life. Now the network technology is developed, and 50 people can be green in one day.

9. Once, my bus card was accidentally cracked, and I could see the chip, so I simply took it out. When I went to work by bus the next day, I stuck the chip on my index finger with double-sided tape. When I got on the bus, I gently touched the card reader with my index finger, ticking ... I still can't forget the astonished eyes of the whole car.

10. Failure is success. Damn it, I already have many mothers, but none of them are pregnant.

1 1. Men can't find a girlfriend, so they can only tell their fortune. Fortune teller: You are doomed to have no women in the first half of your life. The man's eyes lit up: What about the rest of his life? Fortune teller: You'll get used to it for the rest of your life.

12. If someone asks me, how did I get through those difficult years? I only have one answer: there is a powerful spiritual force supporting me, called "I want to die but dare not."

13. Girls should be good to themselves. Don't blame yourself if you can blame your boyfriend.

14. You never know how comfortable it is to stay at home until you go out for a walk.

15. Advise some girls wandering around the scenic spot to be more self-respecting: wear antlers like frozen, so you can steal two pieces of ginger from the vegetable market.

16. It's windy outside today, and I'm scared. If everyone else is blown away, I can't. That's a real pity.

17. At the current rate of rising house prices, I don't want to afford a set of affordable housing. I just hope I can afford an affordable grave when I get old!

18. Society can really change people. I used to be an excellent person at school, but now I am a good person. This is what the girls told me.

19. Society is really cruel, but don't underestimate your adaptability. After all, you have lived for so many years.

20. When I was in love, my dad disagreed with my relationship with my husband until my husband came to see me for the first time and took off his shoes ... My dad held his breath and said, young man, it tastes like my daughter. Take it away!

2 1. I was walking on the road on a rainy day, and a big Ben flew past me and splashed me with mud. Looking at the distant Big Ben, I secretly vowed in my heart that when I have money, I must buy a raincoat of my own.

22. Please cherish the people who are kind to you, or you will miss this, and you don't know when you will meet another blind person.

I got paid a few days ago. On my way home from work, I saw a poor beggar and gave him a few dollars. I went to the bank to deposit money after dinner, and I met him again. He saved 5 thousand and I saved 1 thousand.

I remember that every time I take an English exam in high school every month, the teacher will draw a dragon ball on my test paper. As long as I collect seven, I can ask my father to go to school once. What a painful understanding.