I wish you couples half brothers.

1. You haven't been lovelorn once, and you don't even know how cheap you are!

If there is an afterlife, I want to make a quilt, either lying in bed or basking in the sun.

3. When I go to bed at noon, I set the automatic reply to "Then what?" As a result, a classmate chatted with it all noon.

Edison once went out to play with a couple and came back to invent the light bulb.

You haven't been lovelorn once, and you don't even know how cheap you are!

God, I will never call you grandpa again. You don't love my grandson.

7. I played very hard when I was young, and now I play very hard.

8. Now everyone has to queue up to cut in line.

9. I wish there are lovers and half brothers in the world.

10. Small sample, looks quite ambiguous, but the figure is a bit decadent.

1 1. You're putting bricks on the toilet and lifting yourself too high.

12. an upright man is open and poised, a man, did his homework. Business women don't know how to hate their country and do their homework all day.

13. Your words can drive all my emotions.

14. A bosom friend is an appropriate tacit understanding, and a bosom friend is a perfect friend.

15. Are you in a state where you can't see the future and can't go back to the past?

16. I have a heart to lose weight! But there's still one mouth to eat!

17. Fart and play when you are bored.

18. Life makes us spin, so that we can go further.

19. Men's meticulous attraction is second only to women's nudity.

20. People who don't like me are lucky enough to add trouble to your heart, and my heart is really comfortable.

2 1. The early bird may not catch the worm, but the overnight bird is likely to arrive first.

22. Real trust is when you say: I fart, she will never cover her nose.

23. Even if you die, you should leave a widow for the world.

25. Looking back now, I feel that there will be a big wave of zombies coming in soon, but I haven't even planted sunflowers yet …

26. Why is there no coffee ribbon floating around when I eat Dove? Why can't you see a big piece of beef when you eat Master Kong?

27. I'm so busy these days that my hair is beginning to fall out. My friend comforted me that it was a season change, and I always felt that it was very likely to stop production.

28. If there is an afterlife, I want to make a quilt, either lying in bed or basking in the sun.

29. The child wants to buy a toy plane with a dollar. The waiter said: Your money is fake. The child said: Is your plane real?

30. Being strong means playing B with yourself.

I wish all lovers in the world are long-lost brothers and sisters-hilarious quotations

I was pulled out before I could flirt.

The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

The funniest joke in the world is love.

It's best not to use your own photo for your avatar, otherwise it's unlucky to go offline.

Sometimes it's like suffering from depression, and suddenly I feel bad. Occasionally, like having autism, I suddenly don't want to talk.

If Shuai Neng is a meal, my face can support 200 million people.

This morning in spring, I woke up carefree, yawned at home, couldn't sleep at night and couldn't wake up during the day.

One week before the exam, I want to: strive for the first place; The day before: just work hard; After the exam: Focus on participation.

Boss, buy a conscience and take it home to feed our heartless dog.

As the saying goes, people are jealous of talents, and it is better to be stupid.

Hey, boss, does he have a coke? Give me a bottle of sprite. .

Others attract bees and butterflies, but you attract flies.

Dreaming about dream of eating spaghetti, I woke up in the morning and found my shoelaces gone.

I feel terrible. Who can get a sentence "Where are you?" I'll be right there. "

Many people regard home as a place to eat and sleep.

Look at your low profile. How can you show off in an ostentatious manner?

Give birth to a baby like crayon Shinchan in the future. Very promising

I always feel something is missing when I fail the exam now, don't I?

I love you, love you, just like a mouse loves you.

I always thought you were special, but I didn't expect you to be such a special scum.

There are so many poor people in the world, why do you count me in?

Q: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me!

I wish all lovers in the world are long-lost brothers and sisters.

I will be called beautiful when I have a daughter, and others will call me beautiful mother when they see me.

Ask how sad you can be, like a group of eunuchs going to the sky.

I am not a fortune teller in the square. I can't say so much as you want to hear.

People who are willing to stay and argue with you are the ones who really love you!

Clap your head and make a decision, clap your chest and promise to leave.

I'm tall, tall and intelligent. I use BBK!

After having a son, I have to call Li Gang.

In the workplace, like Conan, you should have a domineering attitude of letting others die wherever you go.

Self-esteem, but not narcissism; Confident, but not arrogant.

When you put on the wedding dress, I also put on the cassock.

Don't wait until everyone says you are ugly to find out that you are really ugly.

Funny phrase, I wish all lovers in the world are long-lost brothers and sisters.

If the teacher had not told me not to litter, I would have thrown you out.

Hello! I said, can you close your eyes when I kiss you …

More cheaters and fools are obviously not enough. No matter how much money you have, you obviously won't use it. .

Don't talk to me in vernacular, I can't understand Mandarin.

I've seen so many episodes of Pleasant Goat, but I've never seen Big Wolf eat sheep. I can only say that the director is too hurtful.

Why can't I find hard-made pictures here?

How do you feel when the loser says heartfelt wishes to both of you?

I want to have a good rest during the day because I want to sleep at night. ...

Do you think I'll watch you die? Absolutely not. I close my eyes.

10 An uncle of KFC said that he should eat enough. I patted him on the shoulder and said, Uncle, I hope you will eat the top.

1 1 Hello! I said, miss, when I take off your clothes, can you stretch your arms and lift your legs …

12 The furthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, but that I am in telecom and you are in Netcom.

13 Xiao Sheng, I don't study well because I take a bath every day and wash everything I have learned.

14 A best friend is always a wallet. When he was thin, we felt extremely distressed. . .

15 Drunk people love ecstasy. If you win, sister, you will be a god.

16 if handsome can be a meal, then I can feed1300 million people.

17 bus congestion is a comprehensive sport including Sanda, yoga, judo and balance beam.

I blew up the 18 divorce office because I was afraid you would divorce me.

19 When I saw the return of the new Pearl, I found that many people around me were swallows who could not be killed, didn't they?

Once upon a time, there was a cucumber. She felt that there were too many pimples on her face, so she sliced it herself and applied it to her face.

I am in a bad mood these days. The whole world is boring. Only you are annoying.

Are you the ever-victorious general of the legendary invincible fairy tale series?

I wish all lovers in the world are long-lost brothers and sisters.

Once upon a time, a lady was a king. Now, I tell you, no, the mistress is the king.

The fortune teller said that I was a soldier for half my life, running around for half my life, and I would meet two distinguished people, Feng and Chu …

Cowherd and Weaver Girl told us that the closest lovers tonight will be separated tomorrow morning.

Yo-ho, I want to keep the tickets for the zoo when I see you.

Even if the sky falls, there are experts to hold on.

One day you left, and I cried, leaving my happy tears.

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1. Valentine's Day is coming. Are you considering being a dog or being my boyfriend?

It's Valentine's Day soon. The whole world smells of love, and only I smell of single dog.

I am not afraid to spend Valentine's Day alone, but I am afraid that the person I like will spend it with others.

4. Valentine's Day suggests not drying gifts, but drying boyfriends or girlfriends, maybe with the same model, maybe with explosions.

If you are embarrassed to express your feelings on Valentine's Day, you can send me a red envelope.

6. Don't tell me Happy Valentine's Day unless you want to spend it with me.

7. Just now, a girl said she liked me, so I deleted her. Nima tried to cheat me on my Valentine's Day gift!

8. Last Valentine's Day, four bachelors ate hot pot together. I swear I will leave them next year. As a result, I did it, and now I am only a bachelor.

9. The other party refused your dog food and kicked over your dog basin.

10. In a group of student parties, there is always a god-like single dog who can answer all love questions.

1 1. Dogs have long been gone since they lived to your age. You should be a single turtle.

12. As single dog, only static electricity crackles with me in winter.

13. Like a cat in an old alley, I am free, but I have no home. It's the first time I've heard that being single is so fresh and refined.

14. Don't let single dog go out in winter. If you fall down, it will become a thriving ice!

15. It's not that easy to show love, and single dog also has Ta's temper.

16. In retrospect, time has changed many things, but it can't change the fact that you are single dog.

17. Asking what Valentine's Day is in the world is killing single dog.

18. Don't always belong to single dog and single dog. You should be a single turtle by age, a single pig by size and a single fool by IQ.

19. I finally know the reason why I am single. Those who like it don't like me, and those who like it don't know.

20. Part I: I was single last year, single this year, and I seem to be single next year. Downward: Colleagues have owners, and classmates have owners. It seems that they all have owners of the same age. Horizontal criticism: I am single.

2 1. Stop calling yourself single dog. At your age, the dog is old and dead.

22. We agreed to be single dog together, but you secretly teased the cat.

23. You should walk more when you are young. Walk more, and you will find that the whole world is lovers, and you are the only one in single dog.

24. On such a cold day, single dog may be covered in ice and ice.

25. The single boy's name is single dog. Do you have a description of single girls? A teenager who has been single for a year replied: the dog ignores it.

26. If you don't want to make a single dog to show your love to others on Valentine's Day, you should take the initiative to tell Lao Zi.

27. Teach you the most effective way to leave single dog and be my wife.

28. Being a younger brother in single dog is not easy. When necessary, he is also a brother and guest boyfriend. Of course, he is a grandson at most.

29. There is a kind of boyfriend calling someone else's boyfriend, and there is a kind of Valentine's Day calling someone else's Valentine's Day.

30. Don't ask me why I am single, excellent and willful!

3 1. If you are still single on Valentine's Day, don't worry. God looks at you and says, I want to leave a special person for this girl.

32. Do you know why you are still single? Because your vision is in place, your strength has not kept up.