Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen, I want to chase such a girl? What should we do now?

If you are unfortunate enough to like a petty bourgeoisie MM, please read the following first:

Literature: Literature is always the best weapon to win a woman's heart. At least you should know the names that petty bourgeoisie often say: Haruki Murakami, roland barthes and Che. Wagla, Zhang Ailing, Yu Jie, Quinlan Sandra, Sarah Bleiman, etc. You should also know some famous sentences in their works, and pretend to say them in the form of petty bourgeoisie inadvertently, but remember to use abbreviations or nicknames when referring to the authors to show intimacy.

Foreign language: You should have a very high level of English, even if you don't have it, you should pretend to have it, especially when watching imported blockbusters without subtitles. The way is to find a D version of the disc and listen to it first; It is best to know Japanese when watching Japanese cartoons with your girlfriend. The learning method is to play the original Japanese game. In addition, you should be able to express the following feelings in French, German, Spanish, Portuguese and other languages: Goodbye, I miss you, I love you, yes, ah.

Music: In addition to understanding Mozart, Chopin, Lao Chai and other antiques, of course, you should also know something about pop music in the United States, Europe and Japan, and in some cases, you can also use your knowledge of singers from Hong Kong and Taiwan. Remember the most important thing: don't snore when listening to the concert. In addition, you should master at least one musical instrument (harmonica is not included), preferably guitar; If you can still play Happy Birthday on the piano on your girlfriend's birthday, I believe it is quite lethal.

Computer: Of course, you should have a notebook and use it correctly. If you can use QQ, you can send e-cards; You should explain to your girlfriend in three sentences why the computer virus will not be transmitted to her puppy; ; You'd better make a web page too, and ask for your girlfriend's artistic photo and name on the web page. Click on it, and a lot of hearts, "I love you" and love poems will pop up.

Thought: Always show your deep side and hide your superficial nature. The specific method is to make a profound philosophical torture on simple things, express them in a way that no one can understand, and simplify complex things at the same time. In addition, you should show that your emotions are closely related to natural changes.

Metaphysics: You should master at least three fortune-telling methods, and astrology is an essential one. You'd better read your palm.

Exercise: you must be able to play tennis, and you must reach the level of ensuring that playing time is longer than picking up the ball; You can also play bowling, preferably above 180, so that you can get some small prizes such as key chains for your girlfriend in the bowling alley; If you have the conditions, you should also master a few strokes of golf in case you accidentally hit your girlfriend or sprain your waist while practicing hitting the ball.

Clothing: Your clothes must reflect the proper taste of petty bourgeoisie, that is to say, from shirts and ties to belts and socks, you must name the brand. Of course, you can choose fakes.

Manners: behave appropriately, that is to say, when spitting or picking your nose, you can't have acquaintances around you; In daily conversation, you must remember to mix a lot of foreign words. Whether it is appropriate or not, whether it is necessary or not is not the key. The key is to maintain a high utilization rate.

Habits: You should give up your preference for hard liquor and drink mixed alcoholic drinks instead; Summon up the courage to drink the Chinese medicine and Zhai coffee that I drank when I was a child.

Money: There must be more than three credit cards in your wallet, at least one of which must have the ability to pay and overdraw.

Well, if you guarantee that you meet the above standards, then I congratulate you and you win; If you don't feel tired after getting it, and you are willing to marry her, then I assure you that this marriage will at least

Collect your predecessors' experiences in chasing girls, and now write them for your reference:

1. Thick-skinned: This is very important. Jordan chan said in the movie "Young and Dangerous": If a man is thick-skinned, he has successfully chased half the girls. Hey hey! ! Later, I tried to bail.

2. Infatuation: No matter how wronged you are, you should show indifference, and find an opportunity to say to her on a special occasion: "XXX (name) I know you don't like me, and I know that feelings can't be forced, but ... (Remember: your eyes must be gentle to the extreme at this time, and then look at her affectionately) Say: You can't stop me from loving you, I will. I beg you not to take me as your burden. You can try to live your own life. I just hope ... just a little hope (eyes must be wet) that you can let me accompany you to take care of you and protect you ... although ... even if (tears are needed at this time, it's hard to say) treat me as a brother, as a younger brother, others can't help it, as long as. It's enough to be as sad as possible. That's enough. .......... (muttering to herself) At this moment, remember never to tell a girl that my life is yours and I can't live without you. Girls hate it when a boy dies in front of her.

3. Sweet mouth and smooth tongue: I can't teach you this, I can only rely on you. At this point, I want to remind you that no matter what clothes she wears or what makeup she wears, as long as she asks you, you must say "good-looking" and make it up. Girls naturally like to be flattered.

4. Stability: This is all compatible with the third point. If you are not steady, girls will say that you are a playboy, and if you are not smooth-tongued, girls will say that you don't understand interest. Ha ha!

5. Romance: It's up to you. It is enough to choose the right time to surprise her. This trick will greatly expose the rich, so don't be afraid to spend money.

6. Be careful: no matter what you do, you should think of her first, (don't think you will suffer ... and so on) take care of her in every possible way, and you must make her feel that she can't live without you.

7 Summary: If you have learned all the above points, I feel that there is no girl you can't catch up with (this sentence does not include those who have too big a difference in appearance, such as men who look like turtles and women who look like angels). In short, use the word "heart" to understand what she thinks, what she thinks. Finally, may all lovers get married.

Warning: Don't cheat girls with the above points. If found, I will inform my spoony brothers to get up and beat up the bad guys.

[repost] chasing girls must read: tips! ! ! ! ! ! !

Right or wrong on the first date

1) Pay attention to her so that she can pay attention to you-

I hope she pays attention to you, in fact, it is best to start from herself, including paying attention to her daily dress, paying attention to some details in her life, what she likes to eat, what hobbies and interests she has, and so on. Once you have a chance to talk to her, you can naturally open the topic and discuss it. When she knows that you are paying close attention to her, she will unexpectedly draw her attention to you and may leave a deep impression.

2) Avoid an unstable first date.

After all, the first date is very important. Most girls prefer frank words to evasive ones. Therefore, instead of simply asking her when she will be free and other vague questions, it is better to boldly assume a date to show your sincerity. Otherwise, girls will be confused and don't know if your date is true or not. An erratic date is not sincere enough, so it is more than a failure.

3) Careful, caring and sincere-

She agreed to your date, which initially proved that she did not resist you, and even had a good impression and had the opportunity to develop into friends. At this time, you might as well pay attention to her dress that day and give her a gentle compliment, which is enough to make her happy.

In addition, you should make preparations before the date, such as finding out what dishes she likes to eat in advance, or booking three restaurants with different mood and food (of course, it is best to concentrate in the same area), so that she can choose at that time, which will naturally make her feel that you are so cautious, and the most important thing is that you are sincere. You can't ignore the opportunity to show your grace, such as driving the door, pulling the seat and sending her home. Remember, she will be special.

4) Avoid talking about past relationships-

You like a girl and have a lot to say to her, which is understandable, including your past and present. But many men make a mistake, that is, they put their past love history into their mouths on the first date, hoping that the other person can understand their past, but this often ignores the feelings of girls. Did you hear about your ex-girlfriend because she was dating you? Besides, most girls like to be unique in their boyfriends' hearts, and they will never let their boyfriends have another person in their hearts. Jealousy has long been closely linked with love, and it is not controlled by reason. Therefore, once old feelings are involved, it is better to be careful and considerate of each other's feelings.

5) Give her a small gift to make her happy-

Consider it a small gift. Choose a delicate gift for her in advance, such as a fresh and gorgeous tulip, a box of beautifully packaged chocolates, a necklace with simple design and an interesting little book. Gifts are more important than money, and it is best to be small. You shouldn't act in a hurry. Buying her gold ornaments or expensive leather bags on the first date will only scare her, and then she will give you a push.

6) Avoid boring topics and boring conversations-

If we can seize the opportunity to have a chat with her, we should communicate well. You can pay more attention to her recent situation, hobbies or views on things, ask questions to deepen your understanding and understanding of her, and let the topic continue naturally, instead of having a yes or no, which will be boring.

Similarly, you should talk about what you think the other person is interested in, not just your expertise or ambition. Don't bore her on the first date, then there may be no next date.

7) It is recommended that the whole appointment be successfully completed-

After dinner, ask her about eating. Ask her if she is interested in going to another store or staying for dessert. It will make her feel considerate. Dessert after dinner is a good suggestion. You can use this time to talk and laugh. After dinner, you should send her home. Before you leave, simply say to her: [It's good to be with you tonight]. That will make her happy. At this time, と

I believe she has no room to refuse you.

How to chase girls

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The following information comes from the game Beauty Terminator. Enjoy it!

The more times you touch a woman, the easier it is for her to fall in love with you.

After touching a woman, you can enhance each other's intimacy (physical contact is the best way to get closer to a woman, but how to touch a woman without trace requires excellent skills). It would be perfect if I had a chance to touch her knees or hands. But if you meet on the first date, don't do this. In coffee shops and restaurants, you'd better choose juxtaposed positions (that's how opportunities are made).

In terms of women's body, the left side (roughly the left side, yes, but for left-handed women, it is the right side) is a non-daily area, which is easy to feel itchy, while the left side of the breast is a sensitive area for women. So, it's best to have a woman on your left. If you hold her from the left rear with your left hand, she will fall into your arms. Then look forward to further good results.

& lt the difference between a popular man and an unpopular man >

Popular men always stay away from unsatisfactory women, but for desirable women, there are ways to put her around.

Women are bound to be curious about men who attract attention (curiosity is a fatal wound for women). This curiosity can be used for interesting conversations and fresh intelligence information.

If you are unpopular, even if the other person is curious, you can only try your best to avoid seeing you. Unpopular men are always lonely around you. Whenever you want to be in a lively atmosphere, you must be confident (self-confidence without arrogance is the only way to chase your girlfriend, remember! ), and good interpersonal relationships, I believe that in this way, a good girl will belong to you.

& lt from friends to lovers >

I finally got a chance to ask her out, but I didn't know what gift to bring. On this occasion, it is best to bring a flower, so that you may pin it on her chest (giving gifts is knowledge, but it is unwise to put flowers on the chest of an "unfamiliar" woman) or give it, which naturally forms an opportunity to kiss each other.

As for dining, you may be cautious for the first time, but after the second time, you can choose food for two people to enhance mutual intimacy.

If you can have a big bite with her, then your relationship is not just a friend, but a lover.

& lt Give yourself a chance to step into her inner world >

After the other person becomes your girlfriend, many people worry that their relationship will not go on. In fact, if these people don't care too much, they will often let the opportunity to improve their mood slip away quietly. In the female ethnic group, they attach great importance to the boys who want to help women with their coats, because at the moment of taking off their coats, if there are men present, it is easy for women to have the illusion of lovers. When riding in the car, if you can say: put the forgotten things on my side, it will bring you closer to her. But if these behaviors are not used properly, they will be self-defeating.

& lt create an accident >

Mystery is very important to women. Men who meet by chance are more attractive to women than men introduced by others or known in the workplace. If this accidental situation happens repeatedly, women will be convinced of the existence of fate.

But can you create a second chance? In fact, everyone can do this. If you want to meet a girl anyway, you can check her commuting route and other related matters in detail, so it will be much easier to create a second chance.

Only by accepting a woman's sight can you become a successful man. Women always pay attention to the nature of men's true colors, so when they know that men's true colors are not their favorite type, they are likely to take the opportunity to run away.

It's better to make some changes if it can meet her preferences. In addition, excellent memory is a characteristic of women. Some men forget a sentence, but women remember it clearly, so you must remember everything you said to her.

& lt What kind of gift does she want? & gt

As for giving gifts, if your girlfriend likes small things, you can send rings, watches or flowers. If she likes big things, you can send big dolls or large and numerous bouquets, which will win her heart.

Generally speaking, people who like small things are mostly mature people, because these things can be placed within their control, so most of them will not follow their inclinations. Women who like big dolls are a little childish, so she may haunt her boyfriend when she is happy. However, it is also possible that after hugging the doll, she doesn't want to hug you anymore.

In this respect, although women who like small things will make you pay more, it seems easier to cultivate long-term love.

& lt If you give in to women's words or attitudes too much, you are sure to fail >

Women are cute and scary animals. The main difference between men and women is that they both have two personalities. They look quite gentle on the surface, but they can be said to be sluts at heart. Men who are not good at pursuing women easily succumb to this horror.

Men who are not used to facing such women will succumb to women's words or smiles and become opinionated.

& lt How to pursue a more intellectual and emotional girl? & gt

Generally speaking, there are two kinds of women, one is infatuation with men who can hold themselves high, and the other is infatuation with men who always belittle themselves.

Men who are not good at understanding women always beautify women, so they can't give objective opinions.

On the contrary, if a man is good at communicating with women, even if he says something unpleasant, he can stop blushing and panting, and there are often some good opportunities around him.

& lt Sometimes you might as well spoil her >

Of course, it is best for men and women to have the same personality. There are often two people in the world who are called "made for each other". These people have a lot in common except before they met. When they live together, they also have many similarities.

In fact, if men and women can complement each other, it is also a good combination. Women who are bosses often show their strong side to others in order to prove their income. If your female companion is in this category, you might as well find an opportunity to act coquettish in turn. A woman with high self-esteem is more likely to catch her heart.

This kind of girl, what she says is basically the same as what she does. The most important thing is to satisfy her self-esteem, so sometimes you might as well play the slave of love. When you get along with these women, as long as you remember the principle of never opposing her, it will be unexpectedly easy to pursue them and will be an ideal object.

& lt show your gentleness and thoughtfulness >

You shouldn't do such gentle behavior too deliberately. You should seize the opportunity and do it calmly.

It is very important if you can smile kindly at dogs and kittens, or show compassion for flowers and grass. At this time, she will feel that you have such feelings for these little things, and your feelings for women are beyond doubt. At the same time, she will also make sure that you are a very gentle man. In this way, you have already succeeded halfway.

& lt The sea and sunset are the best combination to seduce women >

Women have longed for water since ancient times (yes, the best place for dating is the sunset by the sea! ! )。

In most romantic songs, it seems that the sun is not set at noon, and there is no one who is not immersed in sadness because he sees the sunset at the seaside. A relationship must be immersed in sadness first, and only when you feel a person's loneliness can you appreciate the taste of feelings. If a woman agrees with this scene, she will agree with this emotion.

& lt Give her dreams in communication >

Some people think that girls are easy to be cheated, but is this really the case? In fact, when girls face their ideal prince charming, even if they are cheated, they will have willing ideas. So when a well-dressed man appears in front of them, these girls are likely to gamble their luck according to their own wishes.

So, the most important thing is that you should give each other some dreams. At first, you can't change your attitude or commitment to approach her. To be clear, you should give her dreams. If you keep her dream, your relationship will be deeper.

If your girlfriend yawns lightly on a date, it's not that she's tired, but that you say she's tired of you (be careful and to the point, it's important to know whether a woman is impatient with you), or that she signals you to pay attention to the time on your watch, which shows that she already wants to go home.

If her thoughts are strong, she may act without looking at you, and then you may not exist in her heart.

If a woman is with the man she loves, she often doesn't care about her surroundings. If these women are self-centered, it's not too much, but if women look at something else, you should be prepared to end this relationship at any time.

If women say "men are really annoying", many women like to add the word "annoying" after a sentence. However, in this usage, there are two different meanings worthy of attention. When "hate" is generally used to express it, it often appears in men and women who are close to each other. If they are not very close, the other person may give you a contemptuous look in silence, so if a woman is willing to talk to you, it is relatively comparative.

In order to increase the intimacy between you, you have to show her your masculinity as soon as possible, but if men make women feel unclean, they are likely to discourage them.

& lt Observe women by talking & gt；;

What kind of person is she? If she can talk continuously, it's easy to doubt what's going on in her mind.

Humans always want others to take a look at themselves, so both men and women always arrange their appearance properly, but their appearance is not complete enough, so they can also let others know more about themselves through conversation.

Women whose voices change quickly will express their inner excitement with their voices, and soft tone is also a type that can make people enjoy themselves.

However, you should pay special attention to women who talk like neighbors. She may be very jealous, and a woman with a low voice quality may be more masculine.

& lt Women who often listen to walkman are more self-centered & gt；;

Recently, you can often see some women wearing walkman on the bus. In fact, some of these women who use headphones to suppress their hearing are actually trying to escape loneliness and immerse themselves in the music world. However, some women are willing to take off their headphones for men, but this requires considerable vigilance, because this is one of the types of self-centered people.

& lt Women are usually attracted by [first impressions].

It has been reported that women should be careful about their first impression of (-), and many people died at this point! ! )

Men with beards have a higher opinion than men without beards. Appearance, posture and clothes are all important factors that determine the first impression, so it is not good if these first impressions are not brought into play. Usually, the first impression given by appearance is deeply embedded in the other person's heart, so the first impression is very important. If a man can pay attention to his dress attitude, he will win in love.

It's too easy for boys to chase girls. After reading this article, you will become an expert.

Don't say anything until it's ripe. Some boys have only dated people a few times, and then they propose to establish a "further" relationship. In nine cases, the soup will be muddy. The beauty of love is that you don't have to say anything. Clear, clear, but not beautiful. Originally, people were willing to come out and talk to you alone, indicating that girls have a good impression on you. But sometimes you can't even say it yourself, but you are eager to point it out and destroy this hazy beauty, so don't blame others for staying away. Look around at the love that died before it started. Many of them are caused by boys not mastering the temperature.

Put your fist away for a better attack. What if the girl refuses? Some people say that we should pursue hard and persevere. Actually, it is not. Unless you are a person who doesn't care about anything, it is hard for you to bear the dirty eyes of girls and the mocking eyes of peers. Why don't you stop and take a break? This not only protects your dignity, but also leaves a way out, thus creating opportunities for future counterattacks. Let her wander in the crowd. When she hits a wall, go to her again, and she will realize that you are the one who loves her most. Even if you really can't give up, you should pay attention to the ways and means to find her. Don't let her find you annoying. This is usually difficult to do.

Don't be too explicit and learn to care about her silently. Treat her with your honesty and kindness. Only in this way can you get her attention among a large group of boys screaming around her. Remember, only special you will attract her special attention.

Don't enter unless absolutely necessary. A boy who always runs to the girls' dormitory will not attract girls too much affection. Some student union cadres often run to the girls' dormitory under the pretext of work, and then stay there all the time, which brings a lot of inconvenience to others and the effect will only be counterproductive. The root cause of this result is still too explicit.

Strategic contempt ... tactical value ... Sometimes the girl you like will have some contact with you, such as talking, chatting, working together and so on. You'd better look at these things with a normal heart, and don't have a burden, you'd better suffer from loss. For example, don't pay too much attention to what she casually says. Some boys are easy to be romantic, which is the reason. However, we should pay enough attention to every such opportunity. For example, the first conversation should pay attention to discretion, and it is best not to involve the scope of love. Let's talk about childhood. It's not good to go straight to the point! Girls should be wary of you like wolves.

Might as well kiss up less. You praised her for her beauty. If she is really beautiful, then you are only the 700th person to praise her for her beauty, and what impressed her most is probably the first person to praise her like this. If she is plain-looking, there is no telling what will happen if you praise her like this. If she finds out you're not sincere, you're dead. Remember, you can only coax a girl after she becomes your girlfriend. Before catching up with her, you didn't master the performance of the temperature.

Don't be so macho. A boy finally invited a girl he had admired for a long time to dinner, which cost him half a month's living expenses. Later, when he went to pay the bill, he found that the girl had already paid the bill for him and he wanted to pay her back. Girls don't want to. He was angry that the girl stripped him of his face. The girl cried with anger. Girls pay for him, which shows that they have a good impression on him. He lost his temper instead of trying to please him. No wonder he is going to be single. Few girls will have a good impression on boys who don't respect women, remember! Remember!

Unite the majority. Almost every girl has one or two closest girlfriends. When everything else is blocked, they are your road to success. You can know whether girls are interested in you through them, and you can also convey your meaning through them. This is much better than what you said directly. Don't ignore this new force. I have seen the boy succeed in this way more than once.

Finally, I want to remind you that there is never a fixed formula for love. The way others succeed may be your failure; The way others fail may be just your beauty. I only mention some principles here, and I must not copy them mechanically. If it ruins your good deeds, don't come to me. If a girl doesn't like you, even the Jade Emperor can't help it. As the ancients said, it is the best policy to defeat the enemy without fighting.