There is a joke that seems to be a teacher, a Taoist and a monk. A long joke. Who will send me the complete one?

The most classic, sad and touching love story in the world,

There is only one sentence: teacher, just follow the old woman. .......

A monk and a nun .. Maybe they knew each other before they became monks. When they were young, the young man who had not yet become a monk was madly in love with the girl who had not yet become a monk. The girl has no feelings for this young man. The young man pursued desperately, but the girl refused desperately.

Finally, one day, the girl couldn't stand the entanglement of the young man, and she converted to Buddhism with the mentality of being hard to fill, and became a nun. In order to get close to the girl, the young man thought that converting to Buddhism was also a way to get close to the girl, so he was also shaved as a monk in a nearby temple. But even if he recites the scriptures every day, he can vaguely see a beautiful girl behind the majestic Buddha's light. ......

But the purpose of these two monks becoming monks is not sincere to the Buddha: one is to escape and the other is to pursue. Time gradually passed in their inner suffering, and they were upgraded from a little novice monk and a little nun to an old woman and a teacher respectively.

But even when the old monk is old, he still remembers the woman when he was young. He felt that it was a great satisfaction to hold the hand of the girl who was no longer young and watch the sunset, even though she was old and wrinkled.

So, he finally said this sentence: Teacher, you should follow the old woman. .......

Kindness and perfection are one of the essences of Buddhism. I believe that the Buddhist rent will not only blame them for their devotion to Buddhism for many years, but also advise the old nun: just follow him. ........