Huangdi Wealth _ Feng Shui Master Huangdi

20 10 quick male jokes are at least 20 urgent.

1:?

Wu Yi and Liu Xin went out for an outing and slept in tents at night. ?

In the middle of the night, while they were still awake, Liu Xin asked Wu Yi, What do you think of the stars in the sky? ?

Wu Yi said shyly: I think, as creatures on the earth, we are really too small. ?

Liu Xin (angry): 250! Our tent was stolen! ?

Some of them are changed from books, please forgive me?

2:?

Well Lee and Sean have lunch together, and Sean watches The Journey to the West while eating. ?

Well Lee was deeply moved when he ate the box lunch. You said, Sean, why should we sing? ?

Sean: Purdue beings. ...

3:?

Well Lee borrowed money from Sarah, and Sarah lent it to him?

Li Wei thanked me a thousand times and said, "When I have money, I will marry you. ?

Sarah was frightened. ?

Li Wei wants to say: I'll pay you back when I withdraw the money. ?

Visible children's shoes, how important is it to learn Chinese well?

4:?

When Tan Jiexi was a soldier, when the first mate was chatting with others, he often liked to cut in. The last straw of the first mate called Tan Jiexi again; ?

Next time, if you interrupt me while I'm chatting with others, I'll shoot you. ?

Tan Jiexi, shut up right now. ?

Once again, the officer chatted with the guests to discuss what leaves were the biggest. The official said buttonwood leaves, the guest said poplar leaves, and the two quarreled endlessly. ?

Finally, the last straw of Tan Jiexi patted the table and jumped up.

Shoot, shoot, banana leaves are the biggest! ?

5:?

Liu Xin keeps a parrot. This parrot is very clever. He can learn anything by saying it twice. ?

Once again, Liu Xin went out to buy food and left the parrot at home. Then he made an appointment with a plumber to repair the water and electricity. ?

The plumber came after he left Liu Xingang and knocked at the door.

who is it? The parrot inside is talking. ?

Repair water and electricity. ?

who is it? The parrot asked again. ?

Repair water and electricity. ?

who is it? Is the parrot still asking?

Water and electricity repairman People who fix water and electricity can't stand it. ?

who is it? The parrot continued. ?

Water and electricity repairman The plumber fainted. ?

After that, who repaired the water and electricity, who repaired the water and electricity, asked several times, from morning till night, and finally the plumber fainted in front of Liu Xin's house. ?

Liu Xin bought a big bag of things and went home. When he saw a "corpse" lying at the door, he asked:

Who is he? ?

Parrot replied: fix the water and electricity! ?

6:?

One day, Sean Joan Wu was walking in the forest. Soon, they got lost. At this moment, a witch came. The witch said savagely, what bad luck you met me! However, as long as you eat ten fruits and play with ten fruits in ten minutes, you can walk out of this forest! But if you don't finish eating, you will go to heaven! Sean found ten apples in the forest and ate them! But after eating the fifth one, the time is up! So Sean went to heaven ~ Wu Congming in June! Found ten strawberries! But by the ninth, I kept laughing. Time's up ~ he's in heaven, too! Sean scolded June Wu in heaven: you could have finished eating! ?

Why are you laughing there? Wu Shuo in June: Me. . Me. . See. . Ten watermelons from Kung Fu?

7:?

Martial arts: Do you know who the song Legend is for? ?

Sean: Who? ?

Wushu: Nezha. ...

Sean: Why ...?

Martial arts: When I miss you, you make trouble in the sea ~ ~ ~ (mind)?

Sean: ...?

8:?

One day, Wu Yi and Jun Yu went to apply together. Because Jun Yu is a little hard of hearing, he asked Wu Yi to tell him the answer after the interview. ?

Examiner: Which character in The Journey to the West do you like best? ?

Martial arts: the Monkey King?

Examiner: Do you believe there are aliens in the world? ?

Wushu: Although scientists have not identified it yet, I believe there is. ?

The examiner was very satisfied and told Wu Yi to wait outside. Wu Yi told Jun Yu the answer. So Jun Yu went in. ?

Examiner: What's your name? ?

Yu Jun: the Monkey King?

Examiner: (Looking up and down) Are you crazy? ?

Yu Jun: Although scientists are not sure yet, I believe there is. ?

Everyone is dizzy ~ ~?

9:?

Wang Ye: Do you know what color celery is? ?

Liu Xin: Celery has shit. ?

Wang Ye: Come on ...?

Liu Xin: No idea.

Wang Ye: Qin Shihuang ~ ~?

Liu Xin: ...?

10:?

Yu Jun: Brother Wuyi .. Am I a silly child? ?

Martial arts: Silly boy, how can you be a silly boy?

Yu Jun: ...?

1 1:?

Sean: Xiaoyi, please borrow a pair of scissors from Xiao Wei! ?

Kung fu: Uh-huh, wait a minute ...?

Well Lee room ...?

Wu Yi: Xiao Wei .. Xiao Xiang borrowed a pair of scissors from me ..?

Well Lee: scissors ... my scissors are broken ... (actually, I don't want to borrow them ...)?

Wushu: Oh ...?

Go back to Sean.

Martial arts: Xiaoxiang ... Xiao Wei said his scissors were broken ... Don't lend them ...?

Sean: What? Don't borrow ... .. Xiao Wei is really stingy .. (angry ..)?

Sean: Well ... there's no choice ... We have to use our own ...?

Martial arts: ...

12:?

One day, Jiang was taken to see God. He found many watches hanging in God's living room, some walking fast and some walking slowly. ?

So he asked God's servant, "Why does God collect so many watches? And these watches don't go so fast? " ?

The servant of God said, "These watches represent the popularity and strength of every fast man. Every fast man has the same watch. If he is popular and powerful, his watch will go fast; if he is unpopular, it will go slowly. ?

Joe Jiang asked, "Why didn't you see Sean's watch?" ?

God's servant said, "Sean's watch was taken to the office by God as an electric fan!" " " ?

13:?

Well Lee: Do you know what mung beans will become after jumping off a building? ?

Jessie: I don't know ...?

Well Lee: It will turn into red beans ...?

Jessie: Why? ?

Well Lee: Too much blood ...?

Jessie: ...?

14:?

Well Lee takes a bus ...?

Pregnant woman: Can't you see I'm pregnant? This pregnant woman wants Well Lee to give up her seat?

Well Lee: (nervous) ... I can see that ... but the baby is not mine ...?

Pregnant women: ...

15:?

Sean: Jessie, can you tell me a historical story? ?

Jessie: One day ... there was a frog ...?

Sean: I want to hear a historical story ...?

Jessie: There was a frog in the Song Dynasty ...?

Sean: ...?

16:?

Jianbo: Xiaoyu .. Why isn't Sunday called Monday?

Yu Jun: Does Xiaoyi know ..?

Jianbo: Xiaoyi .. Why isn't Sunday called Monday ...?

Wushu: Does Wang Ye know ...?

Jianbo: Wang Ye .. Why isn't Sunday called Monday ...

Wang Ye: Does Jesse know?

Jane: Jessie ... why isn't Sunday called Monday ...

Jessie: Does Well Lee know?

Jianbo: Xiao Wei .. Why isn't Sunday called Monday ...

Well Lee: Does Liu Xin know ...?

Jianbo: Liu Xin .. Why isn't Sunday called Monday ...

Liu Xin: Does Sean know ...?

Jianbo: Xiaoxiang .. Why isn't Sunday called Monday?

Sean: I don't know .. why don't you look it up online?

Jianbo used Google to search "Why isn't Sunday called Monday?" ?

The results show that Baidu knows ...?

Jianbo: ...?

17:?

Jessie: A long time ago ... there were two snowmen ... One snowman said "I'm so cold" ... and the other snowman said "I'm so cold" ... and the other snowman said "Let's hug" ... They hugged each other ... Guess what happened? ?

Sean: I don't know.

Jessie: Then they froze to death ...?

Sean: ...?

18:?

Well Lee received a short message with only a colon ... when he saw a letter from Tan Jiexi ... he went to his room ...?

Well Lee: Why did you send me this boring message? ?

Jessie: That text message will waste 1 cent ...?

Well Lee: Then why did you send me such a boring message ...?

Jessie: Because I want you to know ... I'm not that stingy person ...?

Well Lee: ...?

19:?

The director once booked a hotel for fast men ... and wanted to ask if they had free internet service ... but he didn't know what to say ...?

So I asked the other party: Excuse me, do you have any special services here? ?

Recipient: What? .. special purpose .. We are a regular hotel! ..？

Director: ...?

20:?

Sean and Well Lee are ordering in the restaurant ...?

Sean: Master, stir-fry a plate of hot and sour potato shreds ...?

Host: OK ...?

Well Lee: = = I don't like potatoes ...

Sean: Oh? It's easy to handle ... master ... don't put potatoes in the hot and sour potato shreds you just ordered ...?

Master: ...?

2 1:?

No sooner had I fallen asleep than I was bitten by a mosquito. ?

He got up to catch mosquitoes, but he couldn't get out. No way, he pointed to the mosquito and said, "well, I'll go out if you don't go out?

Let's go " ?

As he spoke, he left the room, slammed the door hard and said proudly, "Hum! If I don't come back tonight, I will starve you to death?

! " ?

22( 1): One day, Yu Jun woke up from his sleep and found that the art treasures that were there yesterday were gone. So Xiao Yujun took his mobile phone and wanted to send a message to Ipoh. ?

The message is as follows. ?

"Dear, miss you. Where are you? Come back soon! " ?

Xiao Yujun pressed the send button and fell asleep in a daze, but he didn't know that he had pressed the send button. ?

It just happened. ?

Wheeler: "Jun Yu, this is not good. The yellow emperor will be jealous when he sees it. " ?

Wang Ye: "Actually, we'd better be brothers. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone about you. " ?

Guan: "Yu Jun, you are still young, and some things cannot be forced." ?

Well Lee: "Little goldfish, that, maybe not now. Xiangzi fell asleep next to me! " " ?

Corn said, "Yu Jun, you finally understand my heart." ?

Zhang Jianbo: "What's the matter with you? Did you drink too much? ”？

Tan Jiexi: "I have Dandan!" ?

Liu Xin: "Me. . . I'm recording a song, not now. How about tonight? " ?

Sean: God, don't let little Huizi see it. But I'm still in bed! " ?

Kung Fu: "Baby, what's the matter? I am recording a program now. I’ll be right back. Be good. A Mu ~ "?

I wonder if it's telepathy. Ipoh woke up just after receiving Yu Jun's message, but he only saw Ipoh's message. ?

In a daze, Yu Jun replied to the text message and then lay down again. ?

"Well, I'll wait for you in bed. Come on. People miss you. " ?

However, the confused Jun Yu pressed the batch scheduling again, so. . . . . . ?

Wheeler: "June Wu, I warn you, I only love the Yellow Emperor!" " " ?

Wang Ye: "Son, I have someone I like." ?

Tube: "But. . . Hey, okay. Wait for me. " ?

Corn: "Baby, I'm coming." ?

Zhang Jianbo: "So bold and unrestrained? Are you kidding? ”？

Tan Jiexi: But you can't tell Danny about us! " ?

Well Lee: "I'll come as soon as Xiangzi leaves." ?

Liu Xin: "What's the hurry? Ok, right away! " ?

Sean: "ok, I'll come in a minute." But you can't tell Xiao Xunzi! " ?

Ipoh: "Dear. I'm on my way back. You want to take a bath and go home in 20 minutes! " ?

Sure enough, Jun Yu glanced at Ipoh's message and went to take a shower. He completely ignores other people's text messages. ?

June Wu, June Wu, look, and then pack the next thing! ?

22(2):?

Go ahead. ?

After receiving the text message that martial arts said that he would be back in 20 minutes, Yu Jun went to wash the incense happily, but after washing, he didn't see anyone with martial arts.

I sent a message: "If you don't come back, I have finished washing. Watch it if you don't come back ~?

Wheeler: I'm on my way. I will go with you. Please tell the yellow emperor ~?

Wang Ye: "I am a pure man and can't speak martial arts." ?

Tube: "Things really can't be forced." ?

Well Lee: "Xiangzi is still sleeping. I can't leave. I'll talk about this later. Let's go to your house first! " ?

Corn: "You really know my heart. I'll let you climb the wall in my next life." ?

Zhang Jianbo: "You're not drinking remy martin, are you? Drunk like this, I won't compensate you ~ "?

Tan Jiexi: "Danny won't test me with your mobile phone, will he?" Gentleman's costume: I only have Danny in my heart! " ?

Liu Xin: "My agent sister can't say anything, but I don't think I will spare me if I go for a surprise."

Sean: "I already have a Well Lee, but I can tuck in with you and just chat ~!" " " ?

Kung Fu: Honey, are you angry? I'll go downstairs right away. I'll be right up, okay?

22(3):?

Continue?

Ten minutes later, Yu Jun was tired of waiting at home. ?

Sent a text message: if you don't come, I'll run away from home! ! ! ! ?

Wheeler: I'll be right there. I'm on the No.2 bus ...?

Wang Ye: Hmm. . . ?

Tube: I really can't You ran away from home. Some art will chop me up ~ ~! ! ! ! ?

Well Lee: Ouch! Xiangzi is still awake. I'll call faw right away ~! ! Calm down, okay?

Corn: I'm on the road next to your house. ?

Zhang Jianbo: Oh, my God! You run away from home, I'm finished! ! ! ! Don't look! ! ! I'll call FAW! ! ! ?

Tan Jiexi: Calm down. Take it easy. I called faw.

Liu Xin: Calling Yi Qiqi ...?

Sean: He hasn't got up yet, but he can't come. Go and get Yiqi. ?

Kung Fu: Honey, I'm right at my door. A second later, I received countless "complaint" calls. ?

22(4):?

Again?

Wu Zheng is lying in bed waiting for Ai Bao in June.

And the door was kicked open?

Wheeler: "Yes, your boy is quite leisurely." ?

Wang Ye: "Ah, calling so many people, are you kidding?" ?

Guan: "June Wu, what's the matter?" ?

Corn: "555555. Jun Yuyi cheated my feelings?

Well Lee: Sean, it seems that we were defeated by a child. ?

Sean: "Nothing to say. . . . . "？

Liu Xin: "Well, I thought you were going to commit suicide, and your agent scolded you." ?

Zhang Jianbo: "I don't seem to have drunk." ?

Tan Jiexi: Danny, I thought she was kidnapping you. ?

At this time, Ipoh rushed in and said angrily as soon as he entered the room, "What a June Wu! You tricked me into having a party. " ?

I said innocently, "What happened to the shrimp? Hey! Ipoh, don't go! ! ! ! ! "？

22(5):?

After coaxing everyone out, Yu Jun suddenly wanted to sleep, but he still couldn't let go of Ipoh.

I had to send a text message: "Come back, it's not my fault, is it?" As a result, mm-hmm . . It should be clear to everyone why Jun Yu always finds it hard to accept the "group sending button" and sends a group message in a deranged place again. 、、、、?

Wheeler: "What else do you want?" ?

Wang Ye: "Hey, kid, you are so free." ?

Tube: "Apologize is ok, but I'm as thin as a bone. Why should I go back? " ?

Corn: "I know you lied to me and felt guilty, but can I not go back?" " ?

Well Lee: "Xiangzi said that you ate too many snacks and your brain was short-circuited." ?

Liu Xin: "I haven't settled accounts with you yet! ! ! "？

Zhang Jianbo: "Still going? No, I don't want to lose weight. " ?

Tan Jiexi: "Are you sure that Danny didn't steal your mobile phone?" ?

Sean: "Weizi said you were crazy." ?

Wu Yi: "Since you sincerely apologize, then come out and find me. I am at the * * * Hotel. " ?

Yu: "Ipoh still understands me. . "This time finally sent to?

22(6):?

Said a goldfish PDPD came to XXX Hotel. But I didn't see martial arts.

So I started texting again: "Where are you? I am here! " ?

Still obsessed with the group. . . . . ?

Wheeler: I said, can't you stop? You just kicked me out and came to me again? ! ?

Wang Ye: If you ring the doorbell, I will call the police and say that a child is disturbing the people in broad daylight.

Tube: (⊙ o ⊙) Ah! You came as soon as I got home? You wait,,,,?

Corn Ti: You came if I didn't go back? How much you miss me! ?

Well Lee: Xiangzi said to turn off the mobile phone, but I don't agree. What if something happens to you? ?

Liu Xin: My mobile phone was taken by my agent's sister because SMS disturbed my work. . . ?

Zhang Jianbo: You've lost weight! ?

Tan Jiexi: Danny, I was wrong. . . . ?

Sean: You son of a bitch, I told Will to turn off his cell phone. He wouldn't do that. I think he is going to climb the wall. . I'll take you back when you come?

Kung fu: I'm on the second floor ...?

A certain surplus. . . . ?

22(7):?

At this time, some art children's shoes suddenly need to go to the toilet (...)?

A goldfish said, "I didn't see you."?

Of course, or the public (...)?

Wheeler: I didn't see you either. . . ?

Wang Ye: I'm at home. . . ?

All right, you wait. ?

Corn Ti: Baby, I'm coming. ?

Well Lee: Turn it off and then turn it on. I said, what are you going to do? Xiangzi couldn't watch it anymore. Go to your FAW, and don't bother people here. ?

Liu Xin: My mobile phone was taken by my agent's sister because SMS disturbed my work. . . ?

Zhang Jianbo: Oh? I, uh, I just went out, in the supermarket across the street. . . . At home, actually

Tan Jiexi: Ah Dandan. . . . ?

Sean: Turn it off without explanation?

Kung fu: I'm in the toilet (...)?

22(8):?

I ran into the toilet and couldn't find martial arts, saying that martial arts went out to find him, and he found it again.

"I'm in the toilet now. I didn't see you. " Send e-mails in groups again?

Wheeler: "Toilet? No one. " ?

Wang Ye: I only saw my lonely toilet in the toilet?

Tube: "Didn't you come to my house? When did you go to the toilet again? " ?

Corn: "I'll go home to the toilet to find you right away, and wait." ?

Anonymous: "Sean threw my cell phone into the sewer. If I want to love you, I can only borrow others'. -Hey "?

Liu Xin: After the rehearsal, turn on the computer and say, "June Wu! ! Are you finished? " ?

Zhang Jianbo: "Are you a ghost, in the toilet? Which toilet? ”？

Tan Jiexi: "Danny, I was wrong. Give your mobile phone back to Yu Jun. Don't fool me. I promise not to climb the wall! " ?

Sean: boots: "June Wu, if you are more careful, I will throw it into the sewer!" ! ! ! ! "？

Wu Yi: "Hey, I'll wait for you in Room 609 on the second floor. Don't run around! ! "？

Finally, a goldfish saw Wu Xiaoyi and jumped up happily ...?

After dinner, an artist had to go to work, and a goldfish went back alone. ?