Lin Yi Fortune Telling _ Yi Ling Fortune Telling

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1, Xu Fengnian continued: "Afraid of Xiao Xu." Xu Zhihu was surprised and joked: "That's strange. Anyone in the world can be afraid of King Beiliang, but you should be afraid of our father? " Xu Fengnian murmured, "I'm afraid Xiao Xu is getting old." Xu Zhihu was silent. Fire fighting prince

You are leaving your alliance to make fun of poor Michael.

When Fan Wenfang was asked when she would get married, she jokingly said: Getting married is a little scary!

The price of wisdom is worth it. This is a joke about the outlook on life.

The president of a mining company once liked his translation very much, but he also joked that "obviously, she is the mole".

6. He pointed kindly and jokingly, smiled to himself and walked to the breast wall.

7. If they are wrong, they will make jokes; If they are wrong, they will refer to Mulberry's complaint.

8. After seeing our results, I once teased a very clever friend. According to Kuder's investigation, bricklayer is his first career choice.

9. If you joke with the donkey, you will be slapped by the donkey's tail.

10, the person who once made us proud to mention it to others and made fun of him proudly. Why didn't he dare to mention it again? Yao Chen

1 1, Taobao, a major online shopping website in China, said that this was obviously a joke, and Taobao immediately removed this webpage after learning about it.

12, Allen once joked: "You don't have to tell Denzel what he is going to do. After he comes in, all you have to do is discuss communication with him. " .

13. Looking at Yu Xue's worry, Xue Ran joked loudly: "Sister Yu Ning, are you thinking about your little lover?" Long time no see, you miss it so much? " .

14, watching Lifan's whole team practice hard, even Zhou Ting, the national security general who came to meet, jokingly said to Lifan's teaching assistant Niu Lihong, "What is the idea of practicing so hard?" Can we meet happily after that? " .

15, seeing the appearance of Dean Qi sweating like a pig, Zheng Tianle jokingly said, I said Lao Qi, a provincial party secretary makes you so tired.

16, his joking words brought me back to my free thoughts. Look at the fan in your hand again, only to see that it is beautifully made, exquisite and fragrant. The fan is made of silk, with patterns painted on the fan bones, exquisite in shape, gorgeous in color, elegant and generous.

17 After listening to the jokes of the cultivators, all the people who worked in the fields gave out bursts of well-meaning laughter, and at the same time, they couldn't help thinking of the warm and delicious white-flour jiaozi, which was delicious only in dreams! Haha, thank you for your kind words.

18, under his tall nose, there is a clever little mouth. I always smile. If I am angry, my lips will become high. At this time, everyone joked: You can really hang two oil bottles!

19, under his tall nose, there is a clever little mouth. Usually, I always smile. If I get angry, my mouth will get stuck. At this time, everyone joked: "You can really hang two oil bottles!" " .

Yi looks in the mirror before going to the stars. A girl next to me: "No need to take pictures, you are the most handsome!" " "Ai Bao lovely nodded. Wang Ye joked aside and said, "You really admit it! " .

2 1, Harry Fawkes, who works in the municipal engineering department, pretends to be cheerful and keeps joking.

22. After getting on the bus, a beautiful lady took out a tissue from her bag and wiped it on her seat. The gentleman next to him saw it and joked, "Love cleanliness and don't love the environment, just like laying eggs. Eggs don't need chickens."

23. "Wow, you are so organized here!" I exclaimed. "Maybe I should organize my things like you." I joked.

24, 8 18, send a dime, send you eight cents: get rich, get angry and let everyone praise; Give orders to everyone and develop for everyone; The fortune turns to good luck, and the hair is joking; Thought-provoking diligent summary, carry forward and make it last forever!

25. The jokes in a bad drama are only interesting when they are safe and don't hurt others. April 1 is April Fool's Day every year, and people are used to joking with friends on that day.

26. Out of curiosity, the witness hid behind a stone, chatted with several fishermen, and watched the "fishing brother" calmly fishing in the strong wind with a joking attitude.

Hyun Bin expressed satisfaction with his performance and hoped that the audience would like it. If the audience feels bad, "I will definitely perform the next one", Hyun Bin joked.

28. In the first few days, Jing Ya and Fang Ming were very embarrassed. Xiao Min often teased them about it, which made Jing Ya blush. After a few days, she got used to it and didn't shy away from anything.

29. "Our housekeeper, which one is good? If they are a little wrong, they joke, joke, and if they are a little wrong, they complain and talk nonsense

30. At twelve o'clock, the restaurant began to serve food. A group of people sit around two tables, talking and laughing about their experiences in recent years, or making fun of several ambiguous classmates in the class. At that time, it was fun.

3 1, Dong Hao joked, staring at Wang Zeyang's confused eyes.

32. His words caused a burst of laughter. Liangzi jokingly said, "Maybe others have practiced dragon paws, but they haven't stolen their peaches. If they choose, they can pay! " .

33-year-old girl 16-year-old, many things have been understood. Yaer Zhao and Zhao Fan are very close, so they often tell some jokes.

34. Li Mingshan quipped: Han Yu, your name has been so loud recently that I can almost hear the cocoon of your deeds.

35. Lin Er has covered her face with laughter, and she still remembers to joke: "No way! If you don't know, it is not a crime. Go! " .

36. An old man next to him said, "Miss Dai, do you also have classes?" She jokingly said, "A lot of art won't make you feel heavy."

37. 15 At about 0: 00 on February 28th, an off-road vehicle crashed into a bank in China, panshi city. This scene was posted on Weibo by netizens, who jokingly called it "robbing a bank".

38. Because Ruby Lin fell down at home a few days ago and got ten stitches, she jokingly said, "Can you give me another wish and not leave a scar?" .

39. Liu Yonghao's hairstyle, which has remained unchanged for more than ten years, has been teased by CCTV hosts for a long time, saying that his least favorite industry is the barber industry.

40. She sat silently reciting her lines whenever she was free, and gradually joined the ranks of everyone, joking with everyone.

4 1, sitting on the plastic stool in the business hall, Yang Xing fiddled with the ten yuan and five yuan tickets under the woven bag and joked, "Angkor has moved all his family."

42. When we met yesterday, Jeff, the chairman of Giovanni Clothing Company, made such a joke.

43. Zhao Benshan, wearing a pink gown, joked that wearing such eye-catching clothes was only for the good luck of Song Zu Ying's trip to the United States.

44. In order to imitate Ma Ying Nine's slow speech, Ben Lee, who was already very slow, deliberately slowed down his speech. Some people even joked that it would be dark after Ben Lee finished singing a song.

45. Wang Lan jokingly looked at Wei Yunuo, her right-hand man and good sister, who had been helping her out.

46. Internet buzzwords are the product of loneliness. When people are bored, they are just for fun. It is neither fish nor fowl to put them on the big stage of the Spring Festival Gala celebrated by the whole country.

47. Humor is plain and contains profound philosophy, which means that just like a clown wearing an old T-shirt, he is knowledgeable and honest, which makes people curious about Mount Emei and inspires him countless times.

48. This is a joke from the aspect of choosing words.

49. Juaner playfully reached out and pushed Chen Jue's back, which made her stumble and hit her head on a sharp stone in a hurry.

50. Shen Fang knew that she was well informed and deliberately joked: "Liuhe, which Liuhe is it?" .

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52, this damn potato store manager, you have to joke, you don't need to ask someone to say hello.

Zhaoyang and the maids ran for several miles, leaving the coachman far behind. Only then did the girls take off their veils. A maid joked, "Princess, do you think General Chen will wait for us in front?" .

54, come on, there are ticket friends, get together to talk about lottery classics, say some strange stories in the newspaper, and then mix popular obscene words to ridicule, and it will be black.

55. Wang Zhexiu laughed and joked, but he didn't realize that he would live for the rest of his life. On the contrary, he is much more relaxed.

56. At this time, Wanimal saw several families in Orange Island in twos and threes, all fishermen. There is a fishing net drying on the beach, and the mother fish is turning over the dried fish to mend the fishing net. When she saw Wanimal, several fishermen joked, "Where did you get such good dice? It's so white. "

57. The days when we teased each other, encouraged each other, compared each other, and then stimulated each other always made people feel that they were not alone and not so lonely.

58. Seeing that Lao Yuan is a treasure, Li Cheng couldn't help joking: "Uncle Yuan, you are busy at your home all day and don't go out much. You know a lot.

59. Probably because I usually like to play a joke on my neighbors, I gradually got to know them soon after I moved here.

60. For Longjie's banter, Lao Kong only responded with a wry smile. It turned out that he killed the price drop. He discussed with the board how to retreat, and then retreated. And willing to retire! Sign an agreement with Lao Kong, and the board of directors will pay the money and take the key handed over by Lao Kong.

6 1, Huang Kou shook the folding fan in his hand and slowly walked out of the soldiers. He jokingly looked at Ouyang Yunxi, who was extremely flustered at the moment, with a mocking smile.

62. Sewage overflows and smoke fills the air. You can't open the window during the day and you can't sleep at night. More than 70 households can't stand it. A resident joked: the smell of oil smoke is spicy and pungent, and the shouts are loud and loud.

63. Elon joked aside to ease the atmosphere. "I really want to sleep in elegant arms!" .

64. Looking at Aleith in rags, like being struck by lightning, Fan Jian couldn't help joking: "Old man, what's wrong with you?" Be struck by lightning.

65. This old fortune teller likes to tease him best. In the past, Li Haotian would lose his temper. At least, he would stare at him instead of yelling.

66. The new combination of three judges, Zhou Libo, Cai Guoqing and Fan Bingbing, surprised the audience. Cai Guoqing, in particular, dressed in a flowered suit and orange pants, fooled netizens and was ridiculed as "showing off Fan Bingbing".

67. Du Yan teased Nangong Tian in a harmonious play. After Nangong Tian's education, Du Yan has become cheerful now. When two people are together, they feel like friends Well, I'm going back to rest. Yes, master.

68. Hang up and listen to cross talk. Degang Guo joked on stage: You should listen carefully and say hello when you go to the toilet.

69. Korean film and television talents are entering China in large numbers, and they are also generating income for Korea. Some people jokingly call this the "New Korean Wave".

70. His face was tanned and his skin became rough. The villagers jokingly called him "Dr. Black".

7 1, Lin Feng stood up slowly, patted his tattered clothes gently, and then seemed to realize when he looked at Boss Zhang and said jokingly, "Do you think you should take these lingshi or I should?" .

72. Yun Hao sat in the seat next to him, smiling and watching his parents banter with each other. While deeply enjoying this family happiness, he lowered his head and smiled at the stars and iron stars worn on his chest.

73. Wu Xiaomin joked: "Lao Zheng, I think you are adding insult to injury!" Zheng Jun smiled at Liu Yun, and Liu Yun looked at him.

74. Chat with your family, talk about the outside world and play jokes on each other.

75. After a casual banter, Zhou Gang heard the door of the next office ring, made a casual gesture and asked, "Is Director Xiao back?" .

76. He Xue Lu turned a blind eye to the rumors outside. When she saw Jiang Xiwen, her eyes narrowed. She joked unscrupulously, "Hey, what brings our big boss to today's newspaper?" .

77. When the fields are resting, the younger generation is happy to play jokes on each other.

78. With the fall of the tuning hammer in the hand of the chief auctioneer, a stone in the heart of the inverse extinction also fell, and then jokingly said to the dome.

79. Many netizens who have visited the 95306 website joked that "Tielaoda" wants to transform into Taobao and JD.COM, but in fact, he is going to retail and sell small commodities.

80. Sitting outside Terminal 4 of London Heathrow Airport with Liu Xiang's parents, chatting and joking.

8 1, Xiao Di is very active and excited to chat with Lu Bing. Mo Ling will also play a joke by the way.

82. Obviously, Bea Hayden, who has become an acquaintance with the owner of the bird shop, is still teasing the parrot in the shop to kiss in front of the camera and jokingly saying, "You love kissing!" .

83. Fat Yang quipped, Look how many teeth are there in your mouth. You are really a toothless person.

84. The two joked with each other, talked and laughed, hugged each other, gradually met their eyes, touched their lips, and got into the business.

85. I laughed and joked with her: "Does that mean that the person you like likes me and you let go?"

86. Looking at Ye Shan's uncomfortable appearance, Lin Yizheng didn't tease him again. He opened the porcelain box, and a cool breath suddenly spread, which made people feel a shock.

87. No, I have already started teasing Zhao. In fact, it can be seen at a glance that Zhao didn't do anything last night, but Doby Zhao is always a good thing. Li Shu is really a bad guy.

88. Seeing that Evergreen would threaten people, I was a little surprised to leave Luo and tease him again. It seems that you are finally more interesting.

89. Hao Hao joked that he was completely unaware of Shen Yangxing's eyes.

90. They grew up in the same compound. When they were young, adults liked to make fun of these two little guys when they were free.

9 1, bald Tan Guangheng said with a smile, "There are no worries of 3,000", and he even jokingly asked Liu Zhaoming to give him the role of a monk.

92. Sean joked and immediately became serious: However, it is time to end this war.

93. After emergency door-to-door investigation, the blisters on Chen Yong's feet disappeared, disappeared and rose again, and finally turned into thick cocoons. His face was tanned and his skin became rough. The villagers jokingly called him "Dr. Black".

94. Xin Yu also knows that this person's IQ may really be only three years old. Once, he joked that if you don't know what's bad, you can take my last name.

95. As soon as I came to Taiwan Province Province, I came to this classroom where everyone often came. As soon as I entered the door, I saw Xu Baorou joking with Wisconsin Park.

96. Watching the fat woman go away, Chu Han joked: Why not have a drink? Maybe you can have an affair.

97. Residents who know them joked that Peter and Xiaoquan, like "village head" and "secretary", conquered all the "diehards" in the yard.

98. When Wu Yutian saw that Fluttershy was going to be furious and blink, he couldn't help joking.

99. Chunniang keeps her hands and feet, but she always has a smile on her face. Several good aunts who often come and go played a few jokes, and Chunniang's pink cheeks became more and more angry.

100 During the break, Jaco joked with his companions, and the old people burst into knowing laughter from time to time.

10 1. At the same time, near the Jiangshi Public Security Bureau, he rushed into the director's office while Shen was talking to someone. Seeing this, he joked: "Director Song has nothing to do, so he will go to Sanbaotang. Is the forensic center short of equipment and funds again? " .

102, Wan also joked that when he didn't come to Lanzhou, he was deeply impressed by the desert and yellow sand in Lanzhou, so when the company sent him to expand his business, he thought about whether to come here for a long time.

103, Cher looked at the wolf and joked with a smile, don't flatter yourself. You just saw Catwoman, and you drove her away. I saw all this.

104, Jia Cong often joked that you and Taozi are twins, stuck together at school and together again on Sundays.

105, Charlene Choi is giving ChuHan a big sister when a playful voice comes.

106, Puppy was relieved, so he quipped, after all, what you want can't be done overnight. As the saying goes, one's hands are tied, so let nature take its course.

107, Lingwu covered her head inappropriately and joked, but I gave her a hard look.

108, some netizens joked that it was really a "road paved with money".

109. When they arrived at the commercial street, the sisters went into this store for a while and then into that store. They didn't shy away from it in the sex shop, and they made jokes with casual smiles on purpose, which provoked the clerk to come straight to the point and made the potatoes next to them blush, which was embarrassing.