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Please help us find ancient poems, two-part allegorical sayings, couplets or jokes that reflect the homophonic characteristics of Chinese characters! Thank you. Okay, extra points!

1. joke: a blind man walks into a cigarette shop. (touching the lamp).

● Air bag-pretend to be crazy and sell silly. (install wind).

●. Song Jiang's strategist-useless. (Wu Yong).

● The old woman went to the henhouse-idiot. (running eggs).

Low straw hat throw pole-be careful. (leaving the rope).

Brother is not at home-come on. (sister-in-law).

My nephew plays with lanterns as usual. (According to uncle).

●. The rain hits Huangmei's head-unlucky. (pour plums).

● Half a grain of cotton-no way. (bullet-free)

●. Bald man with an umbrella-lawless. (no hair can't).

● Shorty transition-peace of mind. (Pan Xin).

● Horse shops buy pigs-that's not true. There is no such city.

●/kloc-weather in 0/2 months-hands and feet. Frozen hands and feet.

A father kowtows to his son-hang it all. There is no such gift.

● Public toilets are still being stoned-causing public outrage. (causing male feces).

Wear a fur coat backwards-pretend. Pretending to be a sheep.

● Confucius moved-completely lost. All the books.

●. Pregnant women walk on a wooden bridge-despair. (The risk is quite high).

●. Grandma's dead son-hopeless. (No uncle).

The husband slapped a face. (wife is cold).

● Scholar's towel-guaranteed to lose. (Bao Shu).

The tortoise climbed the threshold-but look at this. But look at this page.

● It's not surprising that the needle is still picking towels. (Not enough for a flag).

● Slash the bamboo with a blunt knife-hard. (it won't ring).

How dare you tie a chicken feather to a telephone pole? What a big duster.

Knock melon seeds and bug-everyone has it. There are all kinds of benevolence.

3. Ancient Poetry: Lotus (pity) has pains.

Pear-shaped (separated) intra-abdominal acid in children

Wentingyun

Light a candle at the bottom of the well and you can play Go together. (candle indication, expired)

Linglong dice Anhoudou, what do you know about bone acacia?

Bamboo branch Liu Yuxi

The willows in Jiang Shuiping are green, and I can hear the songs on the Langjiang River.

Rain in the east, sunrise in the east, said it was not sunny, but it was still sunny. (Sunshine-Affection)

Two apes cut down trees in the deep mountain, and the little monkey dared to look (sentence)

How does the old beast solve the problem (hoof)-solve the problem?

Lotus root and lotus root, (why do I get a couple)

Apricots don't need plums (fortunately, they don't need media)

A dog gnaws at a river (monk) bone-Su Shi

Poem (corpse) on the East Slope of Water —— Fo Yin

Su Shi-the first spring of Xiangyang family.

Go beyond it (Fish) Celebrate the Good Man-Fo Yin.

He Danshang (monk) on Shiguta

Embroidered in front of the beauty hall (scholar)

Confucius was born on the weekend of the week.

Light dance (martial arts) began in Hanzhong (light dance: lightning; Hanzhong: the sky)

Lantern cage lights, paper (orange) shells used to be just windproof.

Drum drum, tangerine peel can't knock half (summer)

Light grass and drums-I don't want to. (Silence).

Rush's crutch-you can't be the master. I can't do it.

Low salt shop chat-nothing to do. It's too salty to cook.

Zhang Tianshi doesn't need to cross the sea by boat-it has its own laws. (have their own methods).

● Blow the horn through the window-it has a good reputation. (singing outside).

●. The Dragon King moved-fierce. (out of the sea)

Laojiu's brother.-Really? (old ten).

* Buried in an empty coffin-supercilious. There is no one in the Woods.

Low. The tortoise in the solution-the rule. (turtle lifts).

Wear gloves in June-conservative. (hand protection).

Raw peanuts-you must make noise. I'm going to explode.

The shoemaker doesn't have an awl-that's good. (needle and thread)

It is just right for any girl to marry Zheng Jia. (Zheng Heshi).

The monk's home-the temple. (wonderful).

Wash Huang Lian by the river-why bother? The river is bitter.

● Blind people wear glasses-pseudo-intelligence. (pretending to be clear).

● Dreams become butterflies-daydreams. (Want to fly).

● Monkeys learn to walk-pretend. (fake orangutan).

●. Hardcover Maotai-very old. (Good wine)

●. Spider trawl-selfish. (from silk).

●. The blind take the blind-busy. (blind and blind).

Long live the leaves with nosebleeds. I am red.

●. What should come is coming-get to the bottom of it. (tattoo to the end).

● Walking in the watermelon field. (The circle where the left and right sides intersect).

● Take off your old shoes and put on new ones-turn over a new leaf. (changing shoes).

● Sacks and straw bags-each generation is worse than the next. One bag is not as good as one.

The beans at the bottom of the bowl-lifelike. (the grain enters the eye).

● Selling cloth without feet-bad intentions. (deliberate accident).

Low poor carpenter entrepreneurship-only one sentence. There is only a saw.

● Brick kiln fire-rumor. (kiln smoke).

There is no oil in the lamp-wasting your heart. (Waste of energy).

Zhong Kui married his sister-fooling around. Ghost marriage.

● The dung boat crossed the river-playing dead. (loading shit).

● Stick to Huang Lian-suffering year after year. (sticky)

● Open a drawer in the drugstore-for fun. (looking for pills)

Frogs dive well-I don't understand. (poop-poop).

● Riding a horse in an opera-no way. (on foot)

● Stir-fry pickles without soy sauce-as scheduled. Salt comes first.

● Eating jiaozi without stuffing-naughty. (pick the skin).

● From Henan to Hunan-more difficult. (South Canada).

● Carry a lantern and move a stone-do it. (copy).

● The earth temple was washed away by the flood-be careful. (Liu Shen).

● The whip in the cultivated land-bragging. (urging cattle).

●. The backbone of children-the generation of small people. The back of the villain.

● Aviation somersault-from wrong to right. (inverted flight test).

●. The mouse falls into the water tank-fashionable. (wet hair).

The old monk lives in a cave-he has nothing. (No temple).

● The freighter goes out to sea-a layman. (Foreign Airlines).

● Burning flagpole-sigh. (long charcoal).

●. Weasel in the henhouse-speculation. (stealing chickens).

● Soak the stone in the sauce jar-it's a long story. One salt is hard to get in.

● There are reasons for setting off firecrackers in the well. (with a round sound).

● It is not easy for an old hen to hold an empty nest. (No eggs).

● Eat ginseng on your ass-spare. (added).

●. The mother of Pi Di-too thick-skinned. (Empress Dowager Pi).

● Millennium stone Buddha statue-honest man. (Old Stone Man).

●. Lead the sheep into the photo studio-make a fool of yourself. (Make a sheep face)

● Growing vegetables on the wall-no chance. There is no garden.

● Talking to fans-. (rumor)

Low. Twelve taels of silver-for sure. (one ingot).

● Sleep in the toilet-not far from death. It's not far from shit

●. Tang Priest's book-serious. A true sutra

● Eat in a small bowl and watch the weather. (author Tim).

● The meat pot was thrown into the river-groggy. (heavy meat).

The tortoise has chicken feathers in its belly-anxious to return. The turtle's heart is like an arrow.

There is a hole behind the temple-great. The temple is finished.

●. Shouxing Qi Xianhe-No road. No deer.

Put down eighteen dollars twice-I've heard about it for a long time. (nine articles).

● Girls in dyehouses don't wear white shoes-naturally. (self-dyeing).

Low. Tie a pigtail behind your ass-breaking the law and discipline. (tail hair disorder).

● The stove has turned over-unlucky. (Pour coal).

● The rice cooker smokes-confused. The rice is burnt.

2. Homophonic joke: A county magistrate with a strong accent went to the village to give a report: rabbit, shrimp, pig tail! No pickles, pickles are too expensive! Attention, comrades and villagers! Stop talking and have a meeting now! After the county magistrate finished, the host said: Sausage pickles, please! Now, please talk to the township head! The township head said: Rabbit, the dog ate today's meal, and everyone is a big jerk! Comrades, that's enough for today. We are all big bowls! No pickles, I'll pick up a piece of shit and lick it for you. Don't talk, I'll tell you a story.

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