Short joke story

In classic fairy tales, based on children's learning ability and understanding ability, the original text is reinterpreted and carefully processed. The following is a joke story I brought, I hope it will help you.

Little joke story 1 clever chief

A chief has a hobby of listening to stories. One day, he entertained his guests. At his repeated request, a foreign guest told a very interesting story: the guest met a very pretentious person in the city, and the guest said to him, "Guess what I put in my pocket? If you guess right, I will give you half of these eggs; If you can guess the number of eggs, I will give you all ten eggs. " The man thought for a long time and said, "friend, although I am not stupid, I can't know everything." I can't guess. "The guest said," Guess again, this thing is white outside and yellow inside. ""I guessed right! " The man said loudly, "that must be a pile of white radishes with a potato hidden in the middle." Hearing this, the guests all laughed, and the chief laughed even more. At last he asked, "That's a real fool. Dear friend, now please tell us what's in your pocket. "

Short joke story 2 valuables

The father held his five-year-old son in his lap and watched the basketball game with rapt attention. Seeing the athletes return to the revolution to grab the ball, the child asked, "Dad, basketball must be very expensive, right?" Dad said in surprise, "honey, what makes you think so?" The child said, "If it's not expensive, why do they buy one each?"

Little joke story 3 hitchhiking

A naval officer stood next to the driver on the bus and didn't sit down to avoid damaging his neatly ironed uniform. A drunk got on the bus, walked up to the officer, pulled his sleeve and said he wanted to buy a ticket. The officer ignored him. But the drunk insisted, so the officer turned and said, "Friend, I'm not a conductor, I'm a naval officer." "Then," replied the drunk, "stop the boat. I want to take a bus. "

Little joke story 4 smart daughter

Daughter: "Mom, do you like apples?"

Mom: "I like it."

Daughter: "Do you like it very much?"

Mom: "I like it very much."

Daughter: "Then don't buy me an apple."

Mom: "Why?"

Daughter: "You will eat it all on the way."

Joke Story 5 Careless Professor

Professor Foldin is always careless. His wife asked him to throw a bag of garbage into the dustbin outside the building, but he got on the subway in a daze, went to the laboratory and finally went home with the garbage.

The wife was surprised: "What do you have?" Foldin said, "Oh, I forgot to throw out the garbage."

The wife took it and looked even more surprised: "Where did you get a pack of ham?"

Short joke story 6 noble and ignorant

Kennedy gambled with others and lost miserably. After a little thought, he said to himself, "well, I'll bet on the most precious thing."

The gambler asked quickly, "What good things? Take it out and see! "

Kennedy took out his heart and shouted, "I bet my life!" " "

The gambler burst into laughter: "What is the value of life? We have been dead for a long time! "

Short joke story 7 Time flies.

When the pension system was implemented before the First World War, there was an old fisherman named Dai Lewis, who was over 70 years old and fully qualified for a pension. However, he could not produce a birth certificate to prove it. One day, a local official visited him.

This is their conversation: "Dai, where were you born?" "Cork County"

"Don't you remember when you were born?" "I don't remember. That was a long time ago. "

When did you leave Ireland? "I left home at the age of thirteen and went to a farm in northern Scotland, where I lived for nineteen years. Later, he worked as a guide for a fisherman in southern Scotland for 25 years. After that, I worked as a gamekeeper for seventeen years and then moved here. " Dai, how long have you lived here? He asked the chef in the kitchen loudly. His wife: "Mary, how long have we been married?" 34 years? "

The official put down his pen and said, "According to what you just said, you should be 108 years old." "God, how time flies!"

Short joke story 8 bet

John and Mike bet two thousand dollars that he could dance with Madonna, and he really won. Then he bet that he could have dinner with Clinton, and Mike lost again. Finally, John made a bet that he could talk to the teacher.

The emperor attended a major religious ceremony together. At the ceremony, John stood with the Pope. In the distance, he saw a man beside Mike whispering to him, and Mike fainted on the ground.

Afterwards, Mike explained that I wasn't surprised that you were with Madonna, and there was nothing wrong with having dinner with Clinton, but when you and the Pope appeared, the person next to me asked me a question, and I was surprised.

I feel dizzy. He asked, "Who is the man next to John?"

Little joke story 9 Two little raccoons.

Two little raccoons, one with a black nose, called Xiaohei; One is a white nose, called Xiaobai. They are neighbors and good friends. However, one day, Xiaohe and Xiaobai quarreled. After that, they never spoke again. One night, Xiao Bai came home and felt very hungry. However, there is nothing at home except cooking corn. At this time, the smell of bees came from next door. Xiaobai suddenly thought, "I wonder what Xiaohei is doing?" So he decided to have a look. There is a small hole in the wall between Xiao Bai and Xiao Hei's house. Xiaobai looked into the hole and saw Xiaoheijia looking here, too. Xiaohe smiled shyly: "Come and eat bees!" " "The little white said," come on, I'll treat you to corn! Xiaohe added, "Why don't we tear down the wall and become a family?" So, they started work together and soon pulled down the wall. Xiaobai and Xiaohei are singing, eating boiled corn and bees. How happy they are!

Little joke story 10 have soup.

One day, mother cat caught a big loach in the river. Ha! Children can drink delicious loach soup. When the mother cat comes home, she washes the loach and orders loach soup. Mother cat put some salt in the pot for a while, monosodium glutamate in the pot for a while and onion and ginger in the pot for a while. When the soup was cooked, Mother Cat brought the delicious soup to the table and cried happily, "Come and eat delicious loach soup, children!" " "Mother cat and the children drank loach soup and went to wash the dishes when they saw the loach still swimming in the basin. Just now, mother cat was busy putting salt and monosodium glutamate. Mother cat put loach soup into the pot. Clear soup! Are these stories funny?

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