Drink jokes and incisive sentences

It is said that drinking can solve thousands of troubles in the world, and it can make you feel deeply when drinking, and it can also make you forget your troubles for a short time, but you can make fun of it when drinking. Let's share the incisive sentences about drinking.

The incisive sentence of drinking is 1 1. If I want to drink well, you must drink first.

2. Take a bite back and watch the stupid drinker.

3. Don't get drunk once in life, and regret it all your life; If you get drunk often in your life, you will regret it all your life.

4, wine is a pack of medicine, you can't sleep without drinking!

5, will drink a bucket and a jar, the winery director will let you be!

6. Drink carefully and don't get drunk after drinking.

7. I'll get you some drinks, and you can carry them when I'm drunk.

8. Show your skill in times of crisis. My sister drinks a glass of Song He wine for my brother.

9. You pay, I die, and drinking together becomes a mental illness.

10, I know that there are thousands of glasses missing, so I can drink as much as I can, and I can't run away.

1 1, in order not to hurt my feelings, I drink; I want to drink a little so as not to harm my health.

12, the key is the right atmosphere.

13, once you give up drinking, you fail.

14, Bai Di's words in the cloud, half a catty.

15, the wine is dry and the sun and the moon grow in the pot.

16, drunk and awake, different mentality!

17, move your ass to show respect.

18, backed by Jialing River, used as soup.

19, bottle in one hand and diploma in the other; There is a vase outside and a vinegar bottle at home; We should level the superiors and level the subordinates!

20, as long as the feelings are iron! Not afraid of stomach bleeding!

2 1, a hundred cups will make you drunk, and a pillow will make you spring.

22, wine nourishes spiritual water nourishes people, and does not return to the soul until dawn.

23. I have stories and wine. Would you like to go with me?

24. Only when you are drunk can you know the strength of wine, and only when you have loved it can you know the weight.

25, today's wine, drunk today, don't live too tired; All the good things are over, and all the bad things are over. I just want to be in a better mood.

26. When will there be a bright moon? I take my glass from a distance. I don't know the palace in the sky, and I don't know the month and time. I want to go home by wind, but I'm afraid of Qionglou Yuyu. I can't stand the cold at the top of the mountain. I dance to find out what my shadow looks like on the earth.

27, drinking and talking about friendship, this person is a brother.

28, such a good wine, drink it forever!

29. Guests will get drunk, otherwise the host will be ashamed.

30. It's easy to stand and talk, but drinking doesn't count.

3 1, swim all the way to the end against Yanghe Daqu.

32, eldest brother, you drink this wine first, I'll clean it up.

Don't drink too much in the morning. How many tables are left tonight? Don't get drunk when drinking at noon, and the department will have a meeting in the afternoon; You can't drink at night, lest your wife look everywhere.

34. I don't want to drink, I don't want to, I can't control it.

35, wine, drink less blood circulation, wine, drink too much can not live.

36. Red wine, white wine and wine, our friendship lasts forever.

37. One cup after another, three cups is not too much.

38, deep feelings, a stuffy.

39. The longer the wine, the more mellow it is, and the longer friends meet, the more true it is; The water is getting clearer and clearer, and the vicissitudes of life are getting lighter and lighter.

40. It's better to doze off than to be drunk.

I want to drink because I won't think of you when I'm drunk. But you dare not get drunk because you talk a lot.

I have been brave for too long and decided to live for you alone.

3, it's easy for a few friends to get drunk, and it doesn't matter if one person gets drunk. I don't know if this is self-mockery or comfort.

4. Will goodwill be guaranteed? I think the Milky Way is a long way. Cen Can old man, 70 years old, still sells wine, with thousands of pots and pans at the door.

5, leisurely, red wine beauty, wine fragrance with endless drunkenness, drunk but not drunk.

6. I will never drink alone again before I forget you. I'm afraid I can't help calling again, which will make you angry.

7. Brother is not drunk, but lonely.

8. Bad luck has formed a bitter frost on my temples, and heartache and fatigue are a thick layer of dust in my wine.

9. The best way not to get drunk is not to drink. People who drink like this know a lot, but they hardly do anything.

10, it's not lonely to drink alone, but lonely to drink alone.

1 1, a person won't come to me again even after drinking. People who have no time to tell their deep love quietly say to the wind, you want to be happy, I am here with you!

12. Sometimes, I don't expect people who can drink to accompany me. If someone can accompany me, even if I don't say a word.

13, wine is accompanied by loneliness, not loneliness. I found out after I was drunk, but I didn't remember the people around me. It's just that the wine soaked my whole body, from my heart to my heart.

14, enjoy the time. Frozen, in the swaying red wine cup, looking for once sweet moisture and gentleness.

15, don't drink alone, it hurts your stomach, don't smoke alone, it hurts your lungs, and don't wait for him, it hurts.

16, the years are still long, you are kind-hearted, and someone will accompany you to ride and drink everywhere.

17, the song is not finished, people are scattered, the wine is not drunk, and the heart is broken.

18, well, smoking for the first time is a little choking; It's a little spicy for the first time; It hurts to love someone for the first time. This cigarette, this wine, this person is unforgettable.

19, I went to drink that night, how much I wanted to get drunk, and then I listened to who else was in my heart. It's a pity that I didn't get drunk that night. When I got home, I fell on the bed and cried. I admit I miss him.

He told me that if I quit drinking, my stomach would hurt. I said putting down the cup would break my heart.

2 1, since we can't be together, let that emotion stay in our hearts and memories.

22. She always cries when drinking, saying that she would lose without you.

23. If you are drunk today, you will worry about tomorrow.

24. One cries and one laughs. One drinks and one makes trouble.

I only have loneliness and wine: I don't blame him for not accompanying me.

26. The people who accompany you to drink are not necessarily friends, but those who get drunk and send you home are true friends.

27. I intend to get drunk. When drinking is a song, strong music is still tasteless. I don't regret that my belt is getting wider and wider, which makes people haggard for Iraq.

28. Wine is a catalyst for inspiration and emotion. It is said that this person wants to drink to the moon, and there are hundreds of drinking poems.

29, wine luminous cup, want to drink pipa immediately. Don't laugh when you are drunk on the battlefield. How many people fought in ancient times?

I don't like the taste of wine, but I like the feeling of being drunk.

3 1 but since the water is still flowing, although we cut it with a sword, sadness will come back, although we drown them with wine.

32, like a person, listening to songs, staring blankly, watching the scenery, like a person, drinking, enjoying the moon, just waiting for you.

33. Drink and chat under the apricot tree at night until the moonlight is cool. In my dream, I went to the empty valley, where Pteris pteridoptera was flourishing and birds were singing clearly. I slept under the tree together. When I wake up, I am still young, and you are not old.

34. I advise you to drink a glass of wine and go out of Yangguan for no reason.

35. The drunken body began to fly, and I learned to get drunk after you left.

36. Before drinking, I belonged to the world; After drinking, the world belongs to me.

37, heartbreaking drinking, drinking hurts the lungs, and finally heartless.

38, drunk, from the class is not the crime of alcohol, but the degree of affection is too high.

39, a person drinking is lonely, a group of people drinking is lonely for fun. Five or six glasses of beer, thinking that a person is drunk. Let's drink to the loneliness at dawn.

I don't like drinking, I'm just drunk.

The joke about drinking is incisive. The third sentence 1. We are all bosom friends when we get together. I'll have two comfortable glasses of wine first.

2, Qian Shan mangrove mountains and clouds, wine to smoke.

3, the wine knows that there are thousands of cups, how much can you drink, and run if you can't drink it.

I promised to give up drinking, so I'll have another drink tonight to celebrate the start of drinking.

5, the white emperor in the cloud, half a catty.

6. To make the guests drink well, you must drink well first.

7, wine is food, the more you drink, the younger you are.

8. One, two, two gargle, three, two, four, two is not wine, five, two, six, two, two, two, seven, two, eight, two are still screaming.

9, half a catty of improper wine, a catty of wall support, half a catty to go, I am not going.

10, men don't drink and can't make good friends.

1 1. Show your skills in a crisis. My sister will drink a glass of Song He for my brother.

12, wine gives courage, and wine makes people sad.

13, alcohol consumption is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine virtue is morality.

14, the biggest sorrow is: I love what is in the cup, but I regret my ignorance.

15, spicy wine to wash teeth, beer as tea.

16, what can't a glass of wine do? If there is, then two cups.

17, the sky is blue, the sea is blue, and the cup is handed down.

18, can't drink, no future.

19, drunk, I refuse to accept anyone, just hold the wall.

20. Every bosom friend has a thousand glasses of wine. Drink as much as you can. You can't drink and run.

2 1, wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends stay in the heart.

22, deep feelings, a stuffy. Feelings are shallow, lick it. Strong feelings, not enough to drink. Feelings are too weak to drink.

23, today's wine is drunk today, pour the stove and drink cold water.

24, people walk in the rivers and lakes, can not do without wine, people float in the rivers and lakes, how can we not drink high.

25. Time flies like lightning, so it's hard to catch up.

26, six sixes. Hello, brother. Who's afraid of who? Turtles are afraid of hammers.

27, thousands of water Qian Shan total feeling, drink less line not line.

28. A hundred rivers return to the East China Sea. When can I drink again? If you don't drink now, you will be sad later.

29. If the road is rough, shout, who will drink if you don't drink?

30, if others don't know, unless you drink.

3 1, drink wine with friends and sing poems to people.

32. Guests will get drunk, otherwise the host will be ashamed.

33. Excited heart and trembling hands, I poured a glass of wine for the leader, but the leader didn't think I was ugly.

34. Drink nine taels at a time and focus on training.

35, can drink a wine or two, such a friend is bold enough. Those who can drink two taels can drink five taels, and such friends can be cultivated. You can drink half a catty or one catty. This kind of buddy is the most intimate. Can drink a catty and a bucket, and later promoted to vice president. If you can drink a can, the director of the winery will let you go.

36. The sound of a thousand years comes to the pillow, and the shadow falls on the five old peaks in the cup.

37. The average woman doesn't drink, but the women who drink are unusual.

38. The style of wine is style, and the bottle is level.

39. I will never drink again in my life. If you see me drinking again, forget it.

40, heartbreaking drinking, drinking hurts the lungs, and finally heartless.