Tempting fortune-telling _ tantalizing fortune-telling routines

1. I went to get back together with my ex-girlfriend after breaking up with you. Why? Because you're my ex-girlfriend after the breakup.

2. Will you find a mistress after marriage? Not if your wife were you. If it's not me, it's you.

Nobody likes me. Hello, my name is nobody.

Do you feel heavy behind my back? The whole world is behind you. Do you think it is heavy?

Your sense of existence is like air. Really? I can't live without you.

6. Can you do me a favor? What busy? Help me fall in love with me.

7. You got a tan. Secretly protect you

8. Where are you from? No, you are my sweetheart.

9. What does the person you like look like? Go home and look at yourself in the mirror.

10. Go, I'm afraid I'll hold you back. It's okay. My legs are thick.

1 1. Do you smell anything? No, the air has become sweet since you came out.

12. Do you know the difference between drinking stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

13. Do you know what I like? What wine and your everlasting?

14. Do you know how to eat this dish? Is it the best? Eat while it's hot I will feed it to you.

15. Which hurts you more, the iron stick or the wooden stick? I feel sorry for the iron bar.

16. Why hasn't my order come yet? Our future.

17. I feel very selfish. Where is selfishness? I only like you and don't give other girls any chance.

18. May I kiss you? Shameless. Then kiss me.

19. Let's learn to swim together, shall we? So that we can love each other.

20. I have put up with you for a long time. Gee, how can you put up with it all your life?

2 1. What kind of noodles do I want to eat?

22. I want to lose weight. They are all thinner than me. I like you, not them.

23. I have a life suggestion that will benefit you for life! What life advice? Stay with me all my life.

24. liking you is a very troublesome thing. But I just like to make trouble.

25. A family has three husbands, wives and sons. Husband and son go out to travel, which wives are left?

26. Why can a compass draw a circle because ... its heart has not changed.

27. Since I met you, I feel that life is too short. Why is the sweet part so long?

Why didn't the teacher teach you to take valuables with you when you were a child?

29. Will you like me? No. Then I will teach you.

30. You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life. Why is it because I am so happy to see you?

3 1. You are wind, I am sand, you are Hami, I am melon, you are toothpaste, and I am a brush.

32.do you like strawberries? I like it! Then let's plant strawberries!

33. Do you have a lighter? No. Then how did you light up my heart?

34. Do you smell something burning? Don't! I love your heart is burning!

35. Is there anything you can't do? I won't leave you.

36. It's good that you have gained weight again. There is another circle where I can like you.

37. W: I seem to have gained weight again. Man: No, you are getting fatter in my heart.

If I push you into the garden, I won't find you. Why? Because you are as beautiful as a flower.

39. Why do you keep playing games? Because I can't bear to hit you.

40. Hey, can you smile? What are you laughing at? Because I forgot to put sugar in my coffee!

4 1. I don't have to sympathize with others, but you are not others. You are mine.

42. I ask you why the world is sour and sweet. Why? It's sweet when I look at you, and sour when I miss you.

43. Pork, beef and mutton. Do you know what kind of meat I like? No, I like your heart.

Dialogue routines between Liao and Han

1. The tiger doesn't show the mountains and dew, so you can take me as your boyfriend.

2. Your eyes are really beautiful and only suitable for me.

You lost me and I became someone else's little princess.

4. What do you like? I like you. Where are you going? Fuck your heart.

When you came to me, I was so excited that I could finish the whole set of broadcast gymnastics.

6. Do you have a girlfriend? No, well, now you have it.

7. The fortune teller said I was Wang Mi. Do you want to verify it?

8. My dimples are really beautiful. I want to keep a small goldfish in your dimple.

9. My eyes are small and I can only see you.

10. I like you so much that your mother hit you unreasonably.

1 1. I find that you can't even read 26 English letters. Why do I love you?

12. I think you approached me just to hurt me and make me like you so much.

13. My mother said that when I grow up, I will marry you.

14. Our friendship has come to an end because I want to fall in love with you.

15. If I like you for more than two minutes, I can't get rid of it.

16. It's troublesome to like you, but I just like making trouble.

17. A good girl like me will never know who she lost in the future.

18. Brother, are you nearsighted? No wonder you can't see that I like you.

19. Brother, do you like low sugar or seven sugar? Do you know what sugar I like? I like your breasts.

Everything here is fine except you.

2 1. This is the school uniform, this is the camouflage uniform, and you are my little happiness.

22. This is a dumbbell, this is a barbell, and you are an elf who fell to the earth.

As long as you remember me, I don't mind the whole world forgetting me.

24. Since I fell in love with you, I have been out of focus, because my focus has become you.

There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is not a rumor.

26. Will you like me? No, I'll teach you.

27. The number 1 to 9. If I am 9, where are you 8? Why is it because I want to be by your side?

28. I have a cold! Pay attention to your health, because you have no resistance when you see you.

29. I am too kind! Why? Because my heart is full of you.

30. I have a good eye for people. Then who do you think I am? You are my man.

3 1. Will we all be hit by arrows? Cupid's arrow

32. My blood sugar is very low. Please tell me something sweet.

33. I want to change my look recently. What look? We can not live without you

34. Little brother, let me give you something. Do you want it? Me? Do you want it?

Old drivers pick up girls and have a big conversation, and girls' hearts are bursting.

1, remember your identity.

What is my identity?

You are my man!

2. Has anyone ever confessed to you?

There used to be one.

Then I'm the second.

Do you know what is the happiest door in the world?

What door?

We!

Are you tired of playing guitar?

No, I can't even play the guitar ~ ~

Then why can you keep plucking my heartstrings?

I looked in the mirror this morning, and then I thought of looking for you.

why

For so many days, you know, every time I see something good, I want to give it to you.

The old driver's routine is a collection of conversations with girls, and the girl's heart is bursting.

6. Shall we exchange gifts together?

All right.

Well, from now on, you are mine and I am yours.

I'll tell you how to lose two pounds in a week.

Ok, how to reduce it?

Put your heart in my position.

8. We may have been shot by an arrow.

Huh?

Cupid's arrow.

I'm a little short of money recently. ..

Why? Don't you have money? Are you going to borrow money from me?

Boys hold girls' hands tightly at this time (sweet ~ ~)

Pick up hot chicks's Daily Conversations

1. Shall we exchange gifts together? All right. Well, from now on, you are mine and I am yours.

Send my name to your account book. How many days will it arrive?

Nobody wants me except you. I just don't want anyone except you.

How can I kiss you in the dark without breaking your lamp?

I miss you very much at this time. Please take care of yourself for me.

6. It is not difficult to type the name again, and the input method will come out by itself.

7. For you, it won't change whether it is sunny or rainy.

8. I always want to sneak a look at you when I am hungry, probably because I am delicious.

9. I just want to be a person after meeting you. What person? Your people

10. It's a long night, and I have no mood to sleep. Let's talk.

1 1. Guess what uniform I like, I'm subdued by you.

12. If you bother me again, you will marry me.

13. Come here. I want to talk to you one day.

14. You are a lovely boy, and so am I.

15. You are the joy of youth. Read backwards.

16. What do you like? I like you. Where are you going? Fuck your heart.

17. When you are here, you are everything; When you are away, everything is yours!

18. Why are you so short? Because I have always been a mini!

19. That's very kind of you. I haven't eaten sugar since I met you.

20. Do you know what is the best wine? Forever.

2 1. Do you know why I am so tall? Why do I support you? Because the sky is falling.

22. Do you know what kind of God I like? Your eyes.

23. Do you know what I cherish most? This is the first word of this sentence.

24. The youth you walk with is once in a lifetime.

25. If you like, I like you. If you don't, I have a unrequited love. Would you?

If I don't please you, fall in love with me.

27. I have scolded you a hundred times in my heart, all because I love you.

28. I always miss you after eating too much salt.

29. My dimples are really beautiful. I want to keep a small goldfish in your dimple.

30. My love for you is like a tractor.

3 1. I like you for more than two minutes and can't get rid of it.

32. I want to be super cool, but if you chat with me, I won't be cool for a while.

I want you to coax me, not make me cry.

34. I'm a little afraid of you. Afraid you'll steal my heart.

A good girl like me will never know who she lost.

36. I didn't think life was short and sweet until I met you.

37. In my eyes, you are particularly beautiful, from eyelashes to dandruff.

38. Why don't you sleep? I miss you, I can't sleep.

39. This is underwear and this is coat. You are the only one for me.

40. This is a pencil, this is a pen, and you are my baby.

4 1. This is a pencil, this is Hong Kong dollars, and you are my baby.

42. This is your palm, this is Bi Xin, and you are my sweetheart.

43. This is salted duck egg, and that is tea egg. You are my little bastard.

44. This is the school uniform, this is the camouflage uniform, and you are my little happiness.

As long as you remember me, I don't mind the whole world forgetting me.

46. Tired of being a lovely girl, I kind of want to be your wife.