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Satire Sentence Classic Sentence 2022[ Collection]

Don't wash it, if it weren't for the mud, the broken car would have fallen apart.

I really want to put you in a cage and swim the streets, and try delicious Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs.

People always want to let ghosts and gods know when they do good deeds. They have done bad things and always think that ghosts and gods don't know. We are too difficult to be ghosts.

4. People can do anything, and the word "bitch" is not suitable for you!

Zhuge Liang never took a single soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?

6. Your face is majestic and noble, and it is majestic in the world.

7. Most people only do three things in their life: deceive themselves and be bullied.

It cleared up and the rain stopped. Do you think you can do it again?

9. Hey, sister, stand aside, it's blocking my cell phone signal.

10. Which school did you graduate from? Your annoying degree has been completed as a postdoctoral fellow! !

1 1. The top of the head is as white as silver and the scales are not divided. Eyes on the ass, only clothes and no one!

12. Your brain is full of baba, so everything you think is as confused as a fly.

13. The adulterer is ashamed of himself, his eyebrows are cold, and the cow is wearing a skirt.

14. Are you out of your mind and didn't arrange the water pipe?

15. You waste air when you are alive and land and RMB when you are dead.

16. The reason for constipation is that the gravity of the earth is too small.

17. You can rest assured that even if I am guilty, I will not commit a crime against you. It's just disgusting

18. fighter in scum, vip in scum, your brain was hit by lightning.

19. The longer you are in contact with people, the more you like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people!

20. Men have eight fears: one is that their lover is pregnant, the other is that their wife is desperate, the third is that their young lady is ill, the fourth is that their lover is being soaked, the sixth is that mahjong is being played, the seventh is that money is stolen, and the eighth is that it is invalid.

I thought you were just the middle number, but I didn't expect you to be a combination of two numbers.

22. You are the wind, you are the sand, lingering around the world! How dare your IQ be blown away by the wind, leaving only a head of sand!

23. Loneliness in life; Dream cup; The game is all night; Self-portrait of pornographic photos; Food phobia; Forged certificates; Women are masculine; Boys are sissy; Real-time virtualization; Marriage is uncertain.

24. I tried to control the magic in my heart, but I ignored that you might just be the ghost who played soy sauce.

25. People say that I married you because flowers were inserted in cow dung. In fact, I never thought you were cow dung, but dog shit.

26. Gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.

27. Actually, it's nothing, but as soon as Big Wolf calls, they make up one lie after another.

28. On the road of love, I always stop and go, and my mother says I can't walk.

29. The dream is full, but the reality is very skinny.

30. Put Laozi in the right position, don't fart, and don't take yourself too seriously.

3 1. is a manhole plug and a manhole socket!

32. I don't mean not to laugh, but the powder will fall off when I laugh!

33. Do you have any childhood shadows? I think you have a shadow not only in your childhood, but also in your youth every year.

34. When there is a legend in the Jianghu, I am sorry for the audience.

35. I took a photo of you on a whim and made a computer desktop, but I was infected with a computer virus!

36. At the moment, my thoughts are broad, but my feelings are salty and spicy. -

37. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

38. If you only like icing on the cake, who will give you a gift in the snow?

39. Oh, my God! The world is so crazy, mice are mothers to cats!

40. Now, split personality is a fashion, and that dog is a little split.

Classic Sentence 2022 (40 sentences)

A particularly ironic classic sentence 2022 (1) 1. You are not a VIP, not even an IP, you are just a P.

Your face has become a world-famous brand trademark! The ugliest ones are not as ugly as you.

It's no use being handsome. You can swipe your card with that face after spending.

The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.

Women are the most hypocritical animals in the world. They keep saying that money is not important, the most important thing is that the man she is looking for must be rich!

6. Cowdung is cow dung. Even if you are delicious, flowers will not be inserted in you, because that will insult the aesthetic feeling.

7. Clap your head to make a decision and clap your chest to make sure you leave.

8. Wait, when the tide recedes, when you see the mainland coming out of the sea, you will find how many bones are exposed in broad daylight.

9. It is God's creativity that created you and your courage to live in this world.

10. Why do you cover your face with your ass?

1 1. The farthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, because I was born in my motherland, but I don't know what is happening in my motherland.

12. Your toilet cleaner is used in the same way as Fu.

13. Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant, give you some moonlight and you will be romantic, give you some light and you will be brilliant, and give you some candlelight and you will be flooded.

14. People always want ghosts and gods to know when they do good things, but they always think ghosts and gods don't know when they do bad things. We are too difficult to be ghosts.

15. When there is a legend in the Jianghu, I'm sorry for the audience.

16. Don't be afraid when you see a shadow in front, it's because there is sunshine behind you.

17. Flower world, flower heart, flower man deceives heart; If you achieve your goal, you will change your mind and pity the daughter's heart in the world; Let men break their hearts, men are flowers;

18. The dream is full, but the reality is very skinny.

19. the scourge of damaging the reputation of Asian compatriots, the descendants whose ancestors were humiliated.

20. I don't know why you laugh all day. You smile like a broken cloth shoe.

Classic sentence 2022 (Part II) 2 1. Everyone is a gentleman, and everyone is a villain; Everyone knows how to guard against him, but the most difficult thing to measure is those who say Yao and Shun, share the same aspirations, swear mountains and seas and have traps in their hearts. This hypocritical hypocrite is bound to do something.

22. Camels give birth to donkeys, which is a very strange kind. When you were young, you had to learn the Three Cardinal Principles and the Five Permanent Principles, and behave yourself according to the rules.

23. Is anthomaniac guilty? Don't worry, even if I am guilty, I won't commit a crime against you. It's just disgusting

24. I want to be one of your teeth most, because at least you will hurt without me.

25. I knew at a glance that you were born because your mother had been with aliens for too long.

26. Before encountering temptation, he always sits still; He was indomitable until he was tortured!

27. The light is on! Thank you very much I specialize in helping people solve problems, and I don't care about the rest!

28. I thought you were just a middle number, but I didn't expect you to be a combination of two numbers.

29. Hey, sister, stand aside, it's blocking my cell phone signal.

30. Even believe in advertisements. You must be stupid to study!

3 1. Marriage is the grave of love-if there is no house, you can't even get into the grave!

32. Infidelity must be unfilial; You must not be honest when making friends, and you must not be moral when treating subordinates. Such people are mean people!

33. It's a manhole plug and a manhole socket!

34. Life always likes to throw me as a tug-of-war between angels and demons. To get back at them, I decided to make a straw rope, break it, and then they all rolled away.

35. Besides teeth, there is love.

36. Snoring is loud when sleeping, and underwear is often worn backwards.

37. I'm not a fortune teller on the overpass, and I can't tell you what you like to hear.

38. Every time I watch you eat pork, I feel very sad. Ben was born from the same root. What's the hurry?

39. I don't want to hit you either. As soon as I saw you, I knew you were a mule

40. I would rather understand your desperate resistance under hooligans than bear the fact that you are on cloud nine under men!

Satire, hypocrisy and selfish sentences 2022

Ironic hypocritical and selfish sentence 2022 (1) 1. Your face is majestic and noble, and it is majestic in the world.

Hey, sister, stand aside, it's blocking my cell phone signal.

A person's death is a tragedy.

The reason of constipation is that the gravity of the earth is too small.

Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills!

6. It is God's creativity that created you and your courage to live in this world.

7. Don't think that just because you are younger than me, you can scamper for a few more days. The coffin is filled with dead people, not old people!

8. Snoring is loud when sleeping, and underwear is often worn backwards.

9. Don't talk to me because I don't understand. In others' eyes, it is foolish for me to quarrel with a pig.

10. When I have money, I will take you to the best mental hospital.

1 1. Real good friends are not together with endless topics, but together, even if they don't talk, they won't feel embarrassed.

12. God will regret that he didn't give people a wagging tail, thus reducing the effect of many expressions.

13. You said that you were just fooling around all day, or just fooling around.

14. I always think that as long as one thing is raised at the hearing, it will be basically solved-this is a problem that cannot be discussed.

15. No matter how good, he is also a fat man! Eat every day to become a pig!

16. It cleared up and the rain stopped. Do you think you can do it again?

17. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.

18. You are nothing outstanding, but your face is strong enough. ...

19. Men have eight fears: one is that their lover is pregnant, the other is that their wife is desperate, the third is that their young lady is ill, the fourth is that others will react, the fifth is that their lover is soaked, the sixth is that they are afraid of mahjong shooting, the seventh is that they are afraid of stealing money, and the eighth is that they are afraid of failure.

20. You think you are the sun, and everyone else will revolve around you. You know, there is only one earth in the universe, which may make your arrogance explode.

The second part of sentence 2022 (2 1). There are too many liars, but obviously there are not enough fools.

22. Do a good job and live a wonderful life.

23. Love is not the whole of life. At the age of 20, you should know that it is only a part of life. Immersed in love every day, even men and women trapped by love will despise him.

24. If you chase me naked for two kilometers, I'll call myself a hooligan!

25. Which school did you graduate from? Your annoying degree has been completed as a postdoctoral fellow! !

26. I never understand a problem. Why do people think you are a man?

27. It is inevitable to blame the hand of time and write love as love.

28. Other people's money and wealth are my property.

29. You are the biggest pencil-box I have ever seen. Aren't you tired of holding so many pens?

30. Your face has become a world-famous brand trademark! The ugliest ones are not as ugly as you.

3 1. Look at your teeth. Are you and the dog the same ancestor?

32. Look, look at your face, this is called a shoehorn face, this is an authentic pig kidney face!

33. The light is on! Thank you very much I specialize in helping people solve problems, and I don't care about the rest!

I knew at a glance that you were born because your mother lived with aliens for too long.

35. The death of one person is a tragedy, but the death of millions of people is only a statistic.

36. You are willing to be used as toilet paper by others. People still think that your paper is soft and dirty, and it is hard to scratch your ass.

37. You look relaxed.

38. I want to be one of your teeth most, because at least you will hurt without me.

39. Ask what money is in the world and teach people to live and die together!

40. African animals are on the grassland; European and American animals are in the zoo; Animals in China are on the dining table.

Sarcasm _ Sarcasm

Irony Classic Sentence _ Irony Sentence _ People have no sense of shame and can do anything.

It is better to die early than to have no sense of shame.

People have no sense of shame, and the king's law is difficult to treat.

People have no shame and cannot be treated; A dog is shameless and killed with a stick.

People have no conscience to eat

People are not satisfied.

People are not satisfied, and their throats are deep.

If a person lacks a heart, he will live a long and prosperous life.

The human heart is insufficient, the snake swallows the elephant, the heart is far from wealth, and the fool does not measure himself.

A man's heart is like a cow's stomach.

The human heart is higher than the sky, and the emperor wants to be immortal.

If you want to be beautiful, you scream with cold.

A man's mouth has two layers of skin, but it's okay anyway.

A person's mouth is divided into three parts (referring to people who talk too much and can't be trusted)

Throw away the watermelon and pick up the sesame seeds.

Lazy as a stupid cow and cunning as a fox (Mongolian proverb)

Soft bullying, hard fear.

Soft bullying, hard fear, kneeling at the sight of a tiger.

Go pee and take care of yourself.

Three generations of pigs who shut their houses without reading.

Three loads of cow dung, six baskets (basket: dustpan)

Three points are not like people, seven points are like ghosts.

You can't break a fart with three sticks.

Three awls won't bleed.

Comet (figuratively speaking, a profligate family)

Monks are not monks, they are vulgar, regardless of gender.

Kill a chicken and ask it a hundred times.

Killing cattle and boiling soup pot (metaphor for doing nothing)

Kill without bloodshed/knife

Sigong

Shandong mule learns to bark.

The mountain pig learns to eat badly, and the monkey learns to fuck.

Incite the evil wind, spread the fire of unrest-create trouble; stir up trouble

Angry with Yang.

If the high beam is not straight

See less, more strange.

The snake doesn't mean bend, but that the road is not straight.

The snake passed before hitting the stick.

The snake went over and took the stick, and the thief bolted the door.

I forgot to put my hand behind me, but there is no turning back now.

Ride two horses and two boats.

Big talk, light rain.

A louse bit the newspaper and hurt it (make a mountain out of a molehill)

The lion opens his mouth (to describe people's greed)

I can't open my fingers (figuratively speaking, I can't do things)

You want to extract oil from stones, but you want to make money from Qingshui River.

The world wants money, not life.

It is easy to be wise after the fact.

Whether it's a mule or a horse, take it out for a walk/whether it's a mule or a horse, take it out for a walk (usually in a conversation, the speaker has presupposed that the other person is incompetent)

Reach out too long

Watch the camel, don't brag.

Thin camel and 1000 pounds of meat.

The bookworm lost all his money in business.

Rats cannot produce ivory.

When the Woods are big, there are all kinds of birds.

Two-headed snake, biting water on both sides, wetting the ground (metaphor for profiting from handling something or perfunctory)

Speaking is better than singing.

Say that wind is rain.

A few words will get twice the result with half the effort.

I'm not afraid to laugh my teeth off when I speak.

Put the willow tree in front of the four-door bodhisattva (four-door bodhisattva: kitchen god)

Burning incense in front of the Four Bodhisattvas

I didn't know anything when I died

Die to the brow, but don't know how to die.

The dead cat scared the living mouse to death.

Dead mice can't feel cold.

Four or six don't understand, nonsense.

Can neither cultivate land nor distinguish grains; I can't do manual labor, and I can't tell rice from wheat.

The limbs are developed and the mind is simple.

Instigate widows to sell rice fields

Instigate fools to fight tigers.

Advise fools to twist the fuse/blind people to twist the fuse (square)

Treadmat (refers to the bride walking slowly from the red carpet on the ground to the ceremony table after getting off the sedan chair). Metaphor goes slowly)

Pacific police are very tolerant.

Buy old cows cheaply

Greed for the sheep's head and lost the cow's head.

The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak.

Corrupt officials have no regard for the poverty of the people.

Greed him a bucket of rice and lost half a year's grain.

be insatiably avaricious

I don't know how to measure myself.

It's no use blocking a car with a gladiator's arm.

Lift one thousand catties and put down four taels.

Lift four Liang, put down one thousand Jin.

Unnecessary worries and anxieties

Crows are as black as crows.

Crows in the world are generally black, which cat doesn't eat fishy?

Iron cock (figuratively speaking, stingy)

The miser can't pull out a feather-miser; A stingy person

Iron threshold, paper crotch (referring to the serious family rules on the surface of the big family in the old society, but in essence men and women have done immoral things)

Don't listen to oil and salt.

When I heard the wind, it was raining.

It is said that chicken is easy to sell, and it is sharpened overnight (the way of profiteers)

Tung oil lamp, turn it on (satirizing people who don't take the initiative)

The copper pot doesn't leak.

You can't steal a chicken, but you will eat a handful of rice.

There are sores on the top of the head, pus on the soles of the feet, and the top is rotten.

Deal with different things in the same way

Long hair and short knowledge.

Simple mind and developed limbs

Bald men look for flowers to wear, and ugly people do more harm.

A rabbit's tail can't be long.

Rabbits listen to the north and the south (metaphor for people who can't tell right from wrong)

Push a dead man across the line (figuratively refusing to take responsibility)

Kill the donkey after grinding.

Self-indulgence makes it difficult to succeed at home.

Swallowing gold to commit suicide, both people and money are empty.

Take off your pants. Show it to others.

Dig a hole in the wall (figuratively, knock down a person or a group or make things impossible)

Cut off a piece of meat to cure boils-take a treatment worse than illness.

Frog said he was thick, snake said he was long.

Wear a hat askew and pretend to be a good man.

Wearing a hat and arranging flowers obliquely (satirizing ugliness after drunkenness)

Squat in the pot and put the stove on (referring to people clinging to others casually)

Monks with crooked mouths recite scriptures (figuratively speaking, deliberately distorting the original intention)

Blow the trumpet with a crooked mouth

There are sheep outside and wolves at home.

In sheep's clothing, there is a wolf's heart hidden inside.

If you chase rabbits outside, you will lose your temper in the house.

Wang Po's fucking foot binding is long and smelly.

Wang po sells melons to brag.

Forgot to eat a few bowls of rice by yourself

Kill cattle and eat meat.

Tail up to the sky

Learn to walk first, then learn to climb.

Literature can't secure the world, and it can't secure the world.

Chinese characters are unpredictable, and martial arts are unpredictable (word detection: disassembling or merging the radicals of Chinese characters to take advantage of bad luck,

And said the words were broken. Beating rice: farming. Refers to the incompetence of officials)

No words, no strength.

Mosquitoes can't see blood, and cats can't smell fish.

Conflicts within a family or group.

A lying rabbit can't catch a running rabbit.

Turtles eat barley and waste food.

Wu Wang GUI ba Lu Yi huo

The tortoise laughs and climbs.

No money stinks, but money smells good.

People who have no ambition often yearn for it.

People who take fifty steps back are laughing at people who take a hundred steps back.

Wash your feet with a basin, one basin after another (metaphor for men marrying women, one after another)

I like being covered in a chicken coop. It looks good outside and dirty inside.

A blind cat meets a dead mouse.

Blind fist, old routine

Blind people light candles-it's pure waste.

Blind people are greedy for money.

Write fast but stray from the subject.

Don't deal with it at ordinary times, and complain when you are in trouble.

Salted radish is light and sad.

County magistrate, county magistrate, listen to money (describing officials taking bribes and bending the law)

I want to eat mutton, but I am afraid of embarrassment.

Miss, it is difficult to embroider the door.

A small cage can't hold a big bird.

There is no room for a big bodhisattva in a small temple.

The villain is arrogant.

Small puddles can't keep big jiaozi.

A little wizard is dwarfed by a big wizard.

My heart fell into my stomach.

The scholar rebelled for three years.

Embroidered pillow (figuratively speaking, only those who have no real talent and learning in appearance)

A pillow embroidered with a bag of grass.

Find something to do.

Bed press (metaphor for women's incompetence or overeating at night)

The duck is dead, but its mouth is still hard.

You don't know anything about the fire from the pipe.

The giant of words, the dwarf of action.

This is for Yan people. The guests are ghosts.

There is no one in the eyes/eyes (ironic arrogance)

Eyes on the forehead/head (meaning that some people only see rich and powerful people and look down on ordinary people)

Eyes like a mouse, heart like a tiger.

Cats don't take mice, they only eat chickens.

The officials in Yaoling are very generous (Yaoling: the name of the village)

The jar on Yaoling is a real guy every year. Tuantuan nest: (square) circle. Metaphor has no progress or improvement]

Eat sheep's brain, regardless of sheep's life

Begging for three years, lazy to support the pot.

Pheasants care about their heads and tails.

A mouthful of grass (metaphor for people's words and deeds are chaotic, or people have many bad ideas)

Full of vault tendons [vault tendons: (square) grass]

Mean cunning

You can't eat a penny (square)

One monk carries water to eat, two monks carry water to eat and three monks have water to eat.

The bull's head faces east and the horse's face faces west.

Eat a fat man in one breath (metaphor for people who are eager to succeed)

Nothing, money is like life, two feet stretch out, clean (nothing: describe people as extremely stingy. Stretch one's foot: refers to death)

One year in the soil, two years abroad and three years in denial.

Shovel into the well [(square) indicates a desire for success]

A light bone, not four or two.

Think of yourself first (people's selfishness)

Hit the south wall (describing a person who is stubborn and willful and doesn't know how to improvise)

Deny all knowledge of an event.

A nest of monkeys are all surnamed Sun.

A leaf can't see Mount Tai.

A leaf can't see Mount Tai. Two beans plugged my ears and I couldn't smell the thunder.

Measure the height of a great man by the standard of a small person.

One set of yin and one set of yang.

Li Yin ghost pulls a vertical line and has something to do after dinner (Li Yin ghost: in dialect, it refers to a ghost who takes the life of a woman in labor. Longitudinal thread: in dialect, it refers to the carding line when weaving on the old loom)

Win the cat and lose the cow.

Eggs roll in an oil tank, one is smoother than the other (Zhejiang proverb)

Oily shoe leather (figuratively speaking, thick leather)

With 800 and 1000, the emperor wants to be immortal.

Milk is the mother.

Have a mother, no grandfather to teach/have a mother to teach (ironic uneducated)

Have eyes but don't know the jade of Jingshan (Jing: refers to the ancient state of Chu. Jingshan Jade: Jade discovered by a jade craftsman in Jingshan. Over the years, you have been misinformed that you don't understand gold and jade.

I want to be a bitch and build a chastity memorial arch.

I want the horse to run fast, and I want the horse not to eat grass.

Nice and smart, and cows don't eat grass.

Expect the horse to run fast, but don't let it eat grass-eat your own cake and help yourself.

I want the hen to lay eggs, but I don't give it rice.

A lump on elm's head (describing people's stubbornness)

Jade waves go to four o'clock, and they are still the skin of kings.

Meet a sheep is a hero, meet a hero is a sheep.

Round hand plate (metaphor at a loss)

Guests are not welcome at home, but they know less about their hosts when they go out.

There are bears at home and dragons outside.

Like a tiger at home, like a mouse when going out.

Be a hero in front of the sheep, be a sheep in front of the hero (Mongolian proverb)

If I know today, why should I know?

Sit on the toilet, but don't shit-don't do any work, stick to your post and don't let anyone take over.

It's easy to stand and talk.

Can't play chess well in the long exam (exam: thinking; Bad chess: losing chess)

Draw a gourd according to the script.

The other mountain always looks taller-the grass on the other side of the fence is always greener.

This mountain looks higher than that one, and there is no wood to burn in that mountain.

If you fight for him, you will lose an elbow.

To lie brazenly/completely/blatantly

Shake a whole bottle and a half bottle.

Eat only vegetables [thorns: the long stems of certain vegetables. Cauliflower is cauliflower. Metaphor can only stand praise, not criticism]

See the cow's tail, but not the cow's body.

cannot see the wood for the trees

As long as it is beautiful, it is cold.

Only value the clothes men wear, not the men themselves.

A paper tiger can see through it.

Sell mountain mills, borrow water to sail (metaphor)

Pig eight quit to rake, rake back.

Can't catch the tiger, take it out on the cat.

You can't catch mice and take it out on cats.

The son is a wolf in the mountains, and success is even more rampant.

Self-pulling stone self-pressing foot

I fell and complained about the high threshold.

Dig a hole and bury it yourself.

The walking daughter-in-law defeated her family.

The mouth is two skins, and there is no high or low talk.

Read Buddhist scriptures in your mouth and be a thief in your hand.

Reading amitabha is like a snake's nest.

Yao Shunyu is doing the same thing as a thief and a prostitute with soup in his mouth.

Hard mouth and brittle bones (describe people with hard mouth and soft heart)

I don't know how smelly shit is sitting on it.

Being an emperor means wanting to live forever.

When a monk rings a bell/when a monk rings a bell for a day (metaphor takes up a position and doesn't work well)

If you can't make salt, you can't make acetic acid