What are the routines for picking up girls?

1, I'm really stupid, what's going on! I can do nothing but like you.

Please pay attention to your words. Why? Because I will kiss you at any time.

I think I am a playboy. Why? Because I like every look of you.

4. It's better to chat with me when it's cloudy in Karen Mok, rainy in Stephanie and sunny in Jay Chou.

I hope the breeze is not dry and the time is not old.

6. I heard that the girl has a good family and I want to hear more about it for the rest of my life.

7. Is your father a thief? Why? He stole the stars as your eyes.

8. Do you know what clothes suit you? Beautiful clothes! No, I conquered it.

9. Do you smell anything? No? Why is the air sweet when it comes out?

10, if I had a child with you, what do you think it would be? What seats? Gemini? No, our masterpiece.

A long time ago, I didn't know how to pick up girls I asked girls to be caring and attentive. I knelt down to flatter countless times, but I was regarded as a good man. I spent a lot of energy and money, but I couldn't get the love of girls. Later, I systematically learned a lot of pick-up skills on the online "Alpine Love Network", which completely made me a lover. I suggest you find it. It turns out that a woman is not chasing you, but needs all kinds of routines to make her chase you.

1 1, little sister, little sister, which seat are you in? Taurus, what about you? I did ... I made it for you.

12, I no longer complain about life, why, I want to hug you.

13, do you know the difference between you and a monkey? I didn't know that monkeys lived in caves, but you lived in my heart.

14, accidentally sent you "I love you" by mistake. If you accept it, save it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me.

15, "Will you shut up?" "I didn't speak." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"

16, I want to have three meals for two people in one room all year round.

17, you are my whole today and tomorrow.

18, "I don't think you are suitable for dating" "Why?" "Suitable for marriage."

19, you must have been a carbonated drink in your last life. Why can I bubble happily when I see you?

20. "Can you stop asking me what you are doing?" "I miss you all the time."

2 1, I have a toothache recently, because I often miss you at night. Too sweet will lead to tooth decay.

22. Do you know why you are taller than me? Why? Because God knows boys have to bow to their wives.

23. I am guilty. What? I'm lighting your heart.

24. There are 100 sweet ways: eating sugar and cake, and thinking of you 98 times a day.

I think you must be very busy, just look at the first three words.

26. When I saw you, I became a vegetarian. Why? Because you are my type.

27. What do you think will happen if we fall into the river? It's freezing! We will be fine, because we are in love.