Quotations of post-70 s youth

1, the most romantic thing I can think of is to use all the postures with you.

No matter how much Dora loved Nobita, she finally left Nobita.

3. Crazy people with mental disorders are not terrible. What's terrible is a madman in his right mind.

I connected all my memories into a movie, and a tragedy happened.

5, cockroaches are not afraid of cockroach medicine, but we can't even make vitamins!

6. A talented, rich and handsome man can't accompany you to the end.

7. Skipping class is a carnival for one person, and attending class is the loneliness of a group of people.

8. I ate a bowl of sad white bean jelly and ate the feeling of Sprite.

9. In the future, I will marry Tang Yan as my husband. Play if you can, and eat if you can't.

10, feelings are like wrangling, and the injured party will always be the one who refuses to let go.

1 1, I can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human.

12, pick me up right away, not Porsche, Ferrari, black!

13, all relationships that are not aimed at marriage are playing with other people's wives.

14, because you have a double chin, you can't bow your head when you encounter any difficulties.

15, Yao Ming looks better than me and is jealous of me. It's shameless.

16, I want to make a lot of money for my father, and then I will be a rich second generation.

17, don't call me fat, I think you are jealous that I eat better than you!

18, whatever you do, remember to do it for yourself, then there is nothing to complain about.

19, I have been hurt to pieces, and there is no way to be nice to you.

20. The chances of finding true love this year are similar to those of being struck by lightning.

2 1, in this life, having you is enough; Next life, or, together!

22. To live is to spend every second doing what you want to do most.

23. It is not easy to take a day off. Wake up and find it's time to go to bed again!

24. The biggest trouble for men is creditors, and the biggest trouble for women is lovers.

I don't mind you lying to me. What I care about is that your lies can't fool me.

26. My wife and I haven't spoken for 18 months, so I have no chance to interrupt her.

27. I thought you loved me, but you never paid for it.

28. At least I wear glasses. How can I flirt with a good woman?

29. Looking back 500 times in previous lives, I got a "rogue" in this life!

30. Habit becomes nature, and everything you get is actually very important to me.

3 1, who said that men are better than women and have the ability to let men help you have a baby?

I want to touch you and have a bite. If you feel uncomfortable, you can kiss me.

33. When you get close to your boudoir, all the images of ladies roll away.

34. Don't say it's too shameful to abandon the old for the new. Just insist?

35. The bird said, "Good morning, good morning, good morning. Why are you carrying an explosive bag? I'm going to bomb the school.

36. Start school if you are not crazy. If we don't do our homework, we are finished.

37. The only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear underneath.

38. The sorrow of weathered bones blooms with roses for you unconsciously.

39. Wrong love is buying shoes that don't fit, hurting your feet and throwing them away.

40. I work as a migrant worker, but my salary is not more than that of migrant workers.

4 1. Press the night on the bed during the day and the sun will be born.

42. I'm not the kind of person who hits people when they are down. I just sealed the wellhead.

43. In the future, I will be a beautiful woman, not beautiful, but kind.

44. Why do you call dad better than dad, and why don't you call mom better than mom?

45. Congratulations, the signature was published successfully. You can check it in the latest signature.

46. Even if my heart is the liver and lungs of a donkey, it is enough to feed the dog's stomach.

47. Memories bind our time, and time breaks our memories.

48. Girl, what dishes do you cook well at home? I boil water very well.

49. It's not terrible to accept sympathy, and it's sad for those who can't even get sympathy.

When I am able to leave, I will never stay for half a second.

5 1, when the nail is knocked in, time is squeezed out like acne.

52. Some things I experienced and some people made me learn to pretend gradually.

53. I think the problem that I can't live without you has been cured.

54. There is a kind of pain called the preview of the next episode, and there is a kind of despair called waiting for another week.

55, some things are only suitable for collection, can say, can't think, but can't forget.

56. I understand that turning your face is faster than turning pages. What hurts is that you don't turn it over.

57. Sister Lin didn't die of illness, but actually fell from the sky and died.

58. Maybe in your eyes, I am nothing, not even a passerby.

59. A girl with thick legs envies all kinds of thin legs, whether he is a man or a woman.

60. In the future, when people say that you can fart, you can say that you can't fart better than you.

6 1, the person I secretly loved changed his hairstyle yesterday, and I suddenly felt that I had changed my mind.

62. You are not fat at all, but there is a little blank in the photo.

63. Defaming others is like vomiting blood, polluting your mouth first.

64. Finally, we became the last class of students in the teacher's mouth.

65. I want to tell the world loudly: I fell in love with you in those years and I was blind.

66. Forget hatred and spring blossoms. The stage is as big as the heart.

67、? Love? Me? By strangers? Become familiar, and then become familiar? Become a stranger.

68, cold rain, filar silk broken yellow dancing in the cold, broken.

69. Who turns over his first page and then gradually deletes it from the first page.

70. Don't think that just because you look like a wolf, I can treat you as a big pervert.

7 1, I'm not afraid of Singles Day, I'm afraid the person I like is just Singles Day.

72. Along the way with you, I thought there was no disagreement at the end of love.

73. Nine dollars for marriage. Twelve yuan for divorce. Only fools divorce. So expensive!

74. It is said that people share joys and sorrows, but often they only have the same happiness, and no one is with you.

75. I am not a fortune teller on the overpass. I can't say so many things you like to hear.

76. If you have a pear, put it in the refrigerator and it will turn into a frozen pear!

77. Meeting strangers is really troublesome. A lot of lies have to be told.

78. Living an ordinary life in Russia is none of Russia's business.

79. Ben Xian does the math for you, ah! You have to pick up the money, but have some!

80. It takes thousands of years for monkeys to evolve into adults. It only takes two bottles of wine for a person to become a monkey.

8 1, be a young man with exquisite literature and art, chop people and write poems every day.

82. Loneliness is a shadow floating around me, smiling and saying deja vu to me.

83. I found that one thing I insist on most is going to school for more than ten years.

84. The corners of the mouth are full of sunshine, which makes people smile when they meet.

85. The mid-term exam was a fluke. I just want to scare you at the end of the term.

86. There are two tragedies in life: despair and complacency.

When going out to play with friends, "where to go" has become the most difficult problem in the world.

88. It is always men who fall in love at first sight and women who fall in love.

89. True love is when you clearly think the other person is a pig and are afraid of being taken away by others.

90. At first glance, you don't look good. It's better to look carefully than at first sight!

9 1, pretend to drink soy sauce even if you are jealous, and don't let people laugh at you!

92. I want to announce to the world that your summer homework has been contracted by me.

93. A thief met a thief and found that his wallet had changed.

94. Grandma said, "The power is out. Light candles and watch TV.

95. The world is not short of patience, but it expects you to break into a butterfly.

96. Can you stop talking? You exposed your IQ as soon as you opened your mouth.

97. As beautiful as flowers and jade, it seems like a fleeting time. You can go back, but you can't go back to the beginning.

98. Hey, classmate, have you ever seen dinosaurs? Look in the mirror and you will know!

99. I am a mental derangement, and I have been lurking in the normal world for many years.

100, no matter how gorgeous the summer is, it is not as good as having you in the four seasons.

10 1, you are my Youlemei. I can throw you away after drinking.

102, I probably spent my whole life pursuing money, love and freedom.

103, you can't find the right person. In fact, it is very likely that you can't change your wrong self.

104, no matter where you are, I will wait in the same place.

105, I am not good at expressing my inner thoughts, but I will not answer against my will.

106, the world of love, no one is sorry for who, only who knows how to cherish who!

107, it's not that no one is nice to me. Why should I wronged myself and please everywhere?

108, Heaven is about Sri Lanka, but Heaven is not. Aren't you still from Sri Lanka?

109, life is like a play, I am empty and lonely, because I live too much.

1 10 God gave me ten slender fingers, but I used them to dig my nose excrement.

1 1 1. I thought I was decadent. Today, I realized that my morning paper was scrapped.

1 12, my life has two sides, A and B, and yours has two sides, S and B.

1 13, even if love makes me fall again, scars should be a kind of pride.

1 14, I met you, and I realized that dinosaurs could actually appear again.

1 15, give birth to a handsome and lovely doll in the future, and let her husband take him to the world.

1 16, don't talk to me with your excretory organs, it's rude, thank you.

1 17, there is still a kind of food in the world, which is either eaten upside down.

1 18, Chang 'e, just walk along the canopy. Look how old the Jade Emperor is!

1 19, don't you think you have reached the invincible and shameless state?

120, some promises are not beyond my power, but I need time to prove them.

12 1, don't be with people you don't like, even if it is perfunctory.