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A girl's dialogue that I will never forget.

Zaizhong: You lazy people, today is a white day. Why are there no girls?

Changmin: Brother, where are you going? Don't you have a girlfriend?

Hao Yun: Hey ~ I took a girl to see your brother today.

Changmin: Really? Can I go with you?

Shia Junxiu: Take me, too.

Yunhao: I will be very happy. Look after the house for me. I'm leaving.

Junxiu: I really envy brother Yun Hao. There are girls to see.

Changmin: Yes, look at us. We don't even have girlfriends.

One day: alas, I didn't even have time to pay my girlfriend after I became an artist.

Zaizhong: Stop it, the more you talk, the worse it gets.

Junxiu: It's boring. Stop talking about whose ex-girlfriend. I can't forget the story of my ex-girlfriend. It's a good idea, isn't it?

One day: Yes, who said that first?

Zaizhong: It's your attention. Let's talk about it first.

Junxiu: Me? Okay, my ex-girlfriend ...

I first met Nishimoto in a bank.

Nishimoto: Please take your time.

Hello, welcome. what can I do for you?

Junxiu: Oh, I want to change these copper coins into paper money.

Himoto: It's rare to see someone who uses a piggy bank like you recently. I think this number is quite large. Do you want to buy something?

Junxiu: Yes ~ I was going to buy clothes for an interview, but I changed my mind.

Hiben: Huh?

Junxiu: I want to spend it on Precious Fate (look at Shiben's work card) and have dinner with the kind Miss Shiben.

Changmin: Brother, you are a master.

Junxiu: Shut up! Anyway, to what extent is Hiben a kind person? (recalling some good things I have done) (monologue) Wow, the angel is right in front of me, so I will fall in love at first sight ~ but …

Junxiu: Excuse me, have you been waiting long?

Nishimoto: That's all right, but … why are you late?

Junxiu: I have good news for you. I passed the interview.

Really? That's great. So you will become a real singer in the future?

Junxiu: Well, practicing dancing and singing may be very busy. You can see each other often. Are you okay?

Hiben: What? Can't see each other often?

Junxiu: What's the matter?

Nishimoto: You won't make excuses to do anything else, will you?

Junxiu: impossible, no.

(Monologue) Ha ~ What should I have noticed at that time? I mean Hiben's nature.

(Handsome guy's cell phone rings when he is practicing dancing, and the bell rings: Handsome guy, Handsome guy, Super Handsome guy)

Junxiu: Hello.

Hi, it's me. Hiben, where are you?

Junxiu: Me? Of course I'm practicing my teacher. There is a rehearsal today.

Coach: Let's go on rehearsing.

Junxiu: Ah, I should hang up. (to coach and partner) I'm sorry.

(The phone rings again) What's the matter?

Nishimoto: Are you sure it's a training room? Are you kidding?

Junxiu: Why should I lie to you? I have my hands full right now.

Female training partner: Jun Xiu, come here quickly.

Ah ~ who is she? Did you have an affair outside?

Junxiu: What leg are you cutting? Not later. Hang up the phone.

Hepburn: Why do you keep hanging up? You must be deceiving me. Where are you? Ah!

Coach: Why don't you come quickly? Ah!

Junxiu: Right away (on the phone again) I'm sorry, so I'll hang up?

(Junxiu Monologue) At first, I just thought she might like me too much, so she did it.

(After the training) Guys: I had a hard day …

Nishimoto: Why did you hang up on me? Who gave you permission to hang up? Hmm?

Junxiu: Keep your voice down. There are so many people here.

How could you hang up on me? Who was that woman just now? This woman? This woman?

Junxiu: What are you going to do? breakdown

How could you do this to me? How can you meet another woman without telling me? Don't do this.

Changmin: Wow! That's too much. Then how did you put up with it? I guess that girl is beautiful.

Junxiu: Yes, but ... even the best things can crush patience.

Junxiu was surprised: Hey! How did you get in? What are these things?

Nishimoto: To be nice to me in the future.

Junxiu: What the hell are you doing? Are you a man-lover? Are you mentally ill?

Hiben: What? Handsome! Don't you know my love for you? You see, I collected all your things because I love you. The hair on your body when we first met, and then, on Valentine's Day, the sandwich you left and the broken socks you left on February 8.

Junxiu: Stop it.

Nishimoto: What's more, this ... this is the toothbrush you used in the steaming room on March 1, and this is the facial tissue you used when you caught a cold three days ago.

Junxiu: Stop, you stop.

Nishimoto: So you won't even see how much I love you?

Junxiu: Is this love? Is this love?

Nishimoto: What do you think? You can do this to me. You have another woman, right? who is it? Which woman is it?

Junxiu: Don't do this.

Hi Ben chased Jun Xiu: Jun Xiu Jun Xiu I love you, I only have you.

Junxiu: No, no, no.

Junxiu: She changed her phone number and moved the next day.

Changmin: It's a lucky thing to get rid of her.

Junxiu: No ~ I haven't got rid of it yet.

Three other people together: What?

Junxiu: She's still chasing me, the one who stares at me under the stage every time we perform.

Three people: Ah, it's her.

Junxiu: It is because she is so scary that I specifically told my agent never to let her near me.

Three people: Ah, I see.

Changmin: Ah, interesting. Brother Zhong, isn't it?

Zaizhong: How could I not? At this age.

The other three: Who is it?

Zaizhong: Compared with the girls I've met, the girls Junxiu has met are nothing …

(in memory)

Narrator: My meeting with her was once said to be a kind of fate.

Junxiu: How does fate add "saying" to fate?

Zaizhong: Fate is because of what she said.

Pei Shiji: I have been waiting for you for a long time.

Zaizhong: Huh? Do you know me?

Sage: Yes, you and I are destined to meet here, and we will love each other with this fate.

Zaizhong: How do you know all this?

Sage: Because I can see the future.

Zaizhong: Really?

Sage: Did you see that man? After a while, he's going to be flooded, right?

Zaizhong: It's too arrogant. Are you the fairy queen?

The other three: Wow, really?

Zaizhong: I told you.

(Seqi greets the child) Zaizhong: What should I do? With a child

Sage: Be careful what you say. He is a famous boy god.

Zaizhong: Are you wearing a wizard anyway? A waiter who protects the gods

Sage: It's not because I wasn't given by God.

Zaizhong: So can you really foresee the future?

Not all of them, but most of your friends will call you for money in three seconds.

Zaizhong: Huh?

Seqi: Anyway, say no money, because he won't pay back the money.

Zaizhong: Hello.

Man: Are you in the middle? I am your brother. Don't misunderstand me. Listen carefully. I'm really in a hurry. Can you lend me 65438+ ten thousand?

Zaizhong: No, it's really amazing.

Sage: Oh, it's too early.

Zine El: Yes. How do you know there will be a phone call so soon?

Sage: I didn't say that. It's not the phone. We're moving a little fast.

In: what progress?

You will take me home tonight and kiss me. It's too early to kiss after a day.

Changmin: What? Why don't girls decide that?

Junxiu: That's right. Why look to the future?

Zaizhong: Really? I'm going to kiss anyway ...

Old man: What are you?

Sage: Dad? Dad?

Old man: Are you a man or a woman? How can you treat my baby daughter like this?

Sage: Dad, what are you doing?

Old man: adults talk, where are you going?

Zaizhong: Uncle, what are you doing?

Old man: Uncle?

Zaizhong: Dad

Old man: Dad, Dad, am I your father? This child

Sage: I obviously didn't expect dad to show up.

Old man: You boy …

Sage: Dad, Dad, don't do this. Please run away. Come on.

Old man: If you show up again … don't show up here!

(Monologue) Although there are some mistakes in the test, thank you for her escape anyway.

You may have an accident today, so watch your head.

A flowerpot that fell from the sky hiding in the forest: it's not once or twice.

Sage: Today is a bad day.

Shopping in the supermarket: How much is this?

Boss: fifteen thousand yuan.

Narrator: Once you say you are unlucky, you will never put money in your wallet.

Junxiu: Wow, just buy lottery tickets.

Zaizhong: How could I not buy it? Although psyche predicted five figures, she won the third place.

Three people: Wow, that's nice.

Zaizhong: But these are not absolute (equal color). There you are (Seqi gives Zaizhong a face twice).

Zaizhong: What's the matter?

Sage: How could you do this to me?

Zaizhong: What's wrong with me?

You are going to pick up MM at the nightclub tonight.

Zaizhong: What?

Saqi: You try it on for me.

Zaizhong: I didn't go, so you just ...

Narrator: This kind of thing is almost common, sometimes.

Zaizhong: Who is it? At least in color, right?

Saqi: Congratulations, Zazahn.

Zaizhong: What's this?

Sage: You will be selected for the audition. You will be a member of TVXQ!! .

Zaizhong: Really? Will I really be chosen?

Gave a slap again.

Zaizhong: What are you doing?

Another slap

Zaizhong: What's wrong now?

How dare you dump me because you have no time?

Zaizhong: What?

Narrator: At that time, I was fed up and decided to break up with her, but I was afraid to say because Sage was ill.

Zaizhong: I heard that you are ill. I bought some porridge. What's the matter with you?

Sage: It's not that kind of disease. I think this is a kind of heart disease.

Middle: Heart disease?

Sage: Well, I think I should go to the hay cutter.

In: hay cutter?

Sage: Yes, I deserve God's blessing. I have always wanted to live an ordinary life, and no matter how I refuse, I will never let God go.

Zaizhong: What's wrong now?

Sage: You bad guy. You're coming to break up with me, aren't you?

In: that ...

All right, let's go. You are destined to be an artist and I am destined to be a wizard. It's impossible for us.

Zaizhong: Sorry.

Sage: No, by the way, come to me when I get my present. I'll tell your fortune after you remove the record.

Zaizhong: OK.

Sage: Take your time.

Sage: I hope you at least believe that I once really loved you, and that's my heart.

Narrator: At that time, her back was so sad. That was the last time we met. Three months later, Seqi really became the flower king fairy.

Junxiu: Can that girl continue to practice? Why don't we go to him for fortune telling?

Yes: No.

Three people: Why?

In the middle: she was once killed by lightning when she went to worship the mountain god.

Changmin: What? A wizard doesn't even know his future?

Zaizhong: Hey, even ghosts can't predict the weather.

Junxiu: Is this a sad thing? But I really want to laugh.

One day: hey, don't laugh ~ (laughs)

Zaizhong: Hey, forget it. That girl is very sad about my memory.

One day: yes, I agree, but compared with my story, it's still a little ...

Chang Min: What about Brother Tian's girlfriend?

One day: My girlfriend is a strong girl.

One day I recalled the monologue: actually, when I was in high school, I was very weak.

Rogue: Hey, take out the toll.

One day: I have no money on me.

Rogue: No?

One day: I really have no money (I was beaten). I really didn't.

Rogue: Get up, get up.

Doreen: What are you doing?

What is she? Hey, what are you? What? What?

Doreen: This boy looks beautiful. Be careful in the future. I'm leaving.

One day monologue: This is the first time we met, and I fell in love with Doreen at first sight.

Junxiu: Why do you think men and women have changed?

One day: Anyway, after listening to it, I followed him all the time, immersed in her chic charm, and learned that she was training in the boxing gym, so I made up my mind to confess to her.

Doreen: What?

One day: I ... I want to date you.

Doreen: What? Are you kidding?

One day: really associate with me?

Doreen: OK.

One day: Really?

Doreen: But I don't like boys who are weaker than me. If you can hit me, I will agree to associate with you.

One day: fighting?

Monologue one day: I finally decided to hit the woman I love and start practicing boxing. I really gritted my teeth and put myself into training. I am no longer a coward who is beaten all day, but a real man who protects my lover. Finally, it's time for our decisive battle.

Doreen: I won't go easy on you just because you are a beginner.

One day: I won't go easy on you because you are a woman.

One day: from today on, we will have a relationship.

Doreen: Push your luck! I said I would go out if I won, but I didn't say I would kiss you and have dinner with you. I'm very hungry.

One-day monologue: In this way, I got the love of Duoren. Come on, but soon after we started dating, we had a rival in love.

Junxiu: So he's dating another man?

One day: no.

Junxiu: It won't be a female opponent, will it?

One day: Yes, it's a woman.

Junxiu: No wonder, but ...

Girls who like Duoren: Are you a brother one day?

One day: Well, what's the matter?

Girl: I hope you can break up with your sister.

One day: Why?

Girl: I like sister Doreen.

One day: what?

One day: In other words, the girl fell in love with her girlfriend.

Junxiu: Wow.

Girl: In any case, you must break up with Doreen, or I'll be absolutely rude. Seriously, I'm serious.

Doreen: Wang has been waiting for a long time, hasn't he? Excuse me, but why do you look like that?

One day: Well, nothing.

Doreen: Son, are you angry with me for being late? I see. Let's leave now. My treat.

One day: many people

Doreen: What's the matter?

One day: Do you have someone you like besides me?

Doreen: No, I didn't. Why?

One day: Have you really thought about it?

Doreen: Really? You are the same person. Do you want to confirm your love?

One day: No, it's not.

Doreen: I'll confirm it for you as soon as I know.

Prepare to kiss

Girl: No.

Many people kissed the girl.

Girl: Sister, I love you.

One day: as a result, I broke up with Doreen because of this.

Zaizhong: This is not a martial arts drama, nor is it a love drama. What kind?

Junxiu: There is only a sip left, but have you ever dated your girlfriend?

Changmin: What? Why are you ignoring people? I had a very painful love, and I may die but I can't forget it.

Three people: Really?

Chang Min recalled: Well, the girl I loved.

Chang min's monologue: the first love when we met in high school

Changmin: What? Why are you there today? Who puts down paper cranes here every day?

Junxiu: This is a good start. then what

Changmin: Isn't it strange to put paper cranes in the same place every day? So one day I stole a look at her. She was really beautiful, so I prepared a surprise.

Play the piano full of paper cranes

Changmin: How about it? Do you like it?

Beautiful girl: Yes (coughing)

Changmin: Are you sick?

Girl: One o'clock.

Chang Min: She didn't go to school for six months because she didn't feel well.

But why do you put the paper crane there every morning?

Girl: You pass here every morning. ...

Chang Min: Ah! You miss me, right? I'm so popular! I'm Chang Min. What's your name?

Girl: Bao Mei.

Chang Min: Bao Mei? It's beautiful. So my sister's name is summer, autumn and winter?

Bao Mei: It's not that I don't have any brothers or sisters.

Changmin: Ah, how old are you?

Bao Mei: 17 years old

Changmin: What month?

Bao Mei: Born in June.

Chang Min: I come from April. I'm my brother. Then I don't need honorifics

Bao Mei: I see (coughing again)

Junxiu: Bao Mei Bao Mei, what's wrong with you? Is everything all right? Bao Mei Bao Mei

Changmin: What's wrong?

Doctor: The situation is getting worse. There is no hope now.

Bao Mei's mother: What?

Doctor: I told you to put her in hospital.

Bao Mei's father: My daughter wants to stay at home.

Bao Mei's mother: What should we do to Bao Mei?

Doctor: Anyway, I think you should be prepared.

Changmin: What's that?

Doctor: I can live at most 1 month.

Changmin: What? Doctor, please help her. Doctor, please help her.

Play a song for Bao Mei.

Changmin: This is my favorite song recently, so I want to listen to it for you. Listen carefully. This is hot happiness.

Changmin monologue: My love was very sad from the beginning.

Changmin: It will be spring so soon. Does Bao Mei want to go somewhere?

Bao Mei: Yes, but I can't go.

Changmin: Why can't I go? Tell me where to take the special plane, and I can go anywhere.

Bao Mei: Really?

Changmin: Of course. Where is it?

Bao Mei: There is a hill in my hometown. There is a tree there. My father planted it for me on the day I was born.

Changmin: Tree?

Bao Mei: Yes, I want to see how big it can grow before I die.

Changmin: Why did you die? Say it again and I'll kiss you. Don't worry anyway. I will definitely send you there.

Bao Mei: I want to listen to the hot song Happiness.

Changmin: Really? wait a minute

Bao Mei: Am I heavy?

Chang Min: No, wow, my Bao Mei is too light. You need ribs, braised pork, and sugar for you.

Bao Mei: I can't eat nourishing candy.

Chang Ming: Well, I eat food with good climate, and I take Bao Mei with me every day.

Bao Mei: What if I get fat and you can't carry me?

Changmin: OK, then I'll gain weight. Let's roll together.

Bao Mei: What?

Doctor: Not here. To the big hospital in Seoul.

Changmin: Bao Mei is dying. Let's go home.

Bao Mei: If I go back like this, my tree may really die. I really want to see it. If I see it, I will live longer.

Chang Min: Bao Mei.

Bao Mei: Changmin, let's take a picture.

Chang Min: Taking pictures?

Photographer: This way, please. Please look ahead. Please look this way.

Bao Mei: That? ...

Photographer: My wife said that this wedding dress is reluctant to throw away, so I'll keep it. Today, I actually used two real couples. When I was ready, I took one, two, three.

Bao Mei: Are you tired? Let me down. I'll walk.

Changmin: Don't talk, watch you walk. I'm more tired. I'm coming. Come on, come on, let's go.

Bao Mei: She is really tall. She is taller than me.

Chang Min: It will be higher next year. Let's come here again next year. Bao Mei: Of course.

Changmin: Isn't the appointment cold?

Bao Mei: Not very warm, but really warm.

Chang Min: I ... Can you put my tree next to yours?

Bao Mei: Here?

Changmin: That's the tree. It never goes anywhere else. It's always in the same place. If I am with you, I want to stay here, so that I can be with you forever.

Bao Mei: Chang Min?

Chang Min: Huh?

Bao Mei: I love you.

Died in Chang Min's arms.

Chang Min: I love you too.

Changmin Monologue: In this way, I returned Bao Mei to the tree.

Junxiu burst into tears: What should I do?

One day: the boy has such a story.

Junxiu: This is a movie.

In: Wait a minute. I really want to see which movie.

Changmin: What?

One day: yes, I think something is wrong, too. Changmin, when you were in high school, the small tape recorder stopped production. Maybe a CD player or an MP3 player.

Changmin: Not where I live.

Junxiu wiped her tears: Yes, think about it. HOT happiness is not a song from our primary school. Did you just make everything up?

Chang Min: Not really.

One day: watch you stutter.

Junxiu: Yes, this bad guy.

Three people: I lied to my brothers.

Changmin: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I haven't even had a girlfriend, so I have nothing to say.

Hao Yun: Hello, everyone. What are you doing? (They are beating Chang Min)

Junxiu: We were cheated by Chang Min.

Hao Yun: Cheating?

Three people: Hmm.

Hao Yun: Anyway, I met a beautiful woman today.

One day: Really? What kind?

Yunhao: Very amiable. Her interest is physiognomy, and her specialty is whether she is good at boxing or not, but she looks a little morbid, but I have a hunch that she will hit it off with me. You envy it.

Junxiu: Come on, brother.

One day: What a pity.

Zaizhong: it's boring

Hao Yun: What? What happened? why