Funny northeast dialect

6 a buddy gets married and gives a red envelope. My buddy said politely that I don't need to say: that won't work, once a year, you must bring it. 7 junior high school role reading "White-haired Girl" A boy (Yang Bailao): I pulled two Jin of red rope and tied it up for my daughter ... Teacher: This is not a mummy ... 8 When I was cooking, I pointed to cauliflower and said: A potato. Aunt asked: cauliflower? I continued to point to cauliflower and said: Aunt Potato asked again: Is it potato or cauliflower? I quickly said, isn't this a potato ... er, broccoli? Now that I think about it, it's enough to make people vomit blood. Sorry, the aunt who sells rice went to buy cakes. Originally, she wanted to say "two pear pies and an egg tower", but she said "two orioles singing egg towers". What is even more depressing is that the shopkeeper actually understood ... There was a girl named Liu Yun in our class at the university. Once, a classmate from another class sent her a letter. The word "Yun" in the lower part of the word "Yun" on the envelope has a horizontal line, which has become a dot because it is too scribbled. As a result, this classmate took the letter and let out a cry, "Liu Mang, who is Liu Mang? There is a letter for you. " All the people in the corridor ran out to see Liu Mang. As a result, this girl named Liu Yun was scolded as a hooligan for four years. 1 1 There were rats at home for a while, and my mother bought rat poison to keep the family quiet, but none of them were cured. One morning, my mother got up and looked at the rat poison in the janitor's corner and said to herself, "Why doesn't anyone take this medicine?" ~ ~ ~ "The whole family fainted. . . 12 English teacher teaches grammar. Before class, she asked everyone, "I have finished. Do you still understand? " We replied with one voice: "No! Until I raised my glass to ask the bright moon and sank again, I suddenly remembered home. 14 once playing mahjong on a hot day, the power suddenly went out, so we had to buy candles to continue playing. After half an hour, it was too hot to stand. One man said, "Let's turn on the electric fan. It's too hot." Another man said, "You can't open it. If you open it, you will blow out the candle. "15 As the saying goes, kill and set fire to pay off debts. In physics class 16, the teacher talked about radioactive elements and said: radioactive elements are very dangerous, so you humans must stay away! ! 17 Spit grape skins if you can't eat grapes.