Who can tell jokes?

Lao Wang was resting under a tree, and Lao Li came up to him and said, "Hey, why don't you go up the mountain to cut wood?" Lao Wang said, "What for?" Lao Li said, "It's easy to sell money. Selling donkeys can buy donkeys and then sell firewood from door to door. Buy a truck when you earn money, and then buy a timber factory to sell timber.

Buy more trucks, and then you can make a fortune. Lao Wang asked, "What did you do after you made a fortune?" Lao Li replied, "Just made a fortune. "

In order to enjoy a leisurely life. "Lao wang said," what do you think I'm doing now? "

2. Turtle Storm

Tortoise is also called tuanyu or tortoise, commonly known as tortoise. Delicious and expensive. "Don't buy what you eat, don't eat what you buy" is really a senior gift, and public relations is ugly.

Star. Several people from a certain township brought turtles into the city to pay tribute. Due to different weights, it must be allocated by "position". In order to avoid mistakes, the official number is written on paper and pasted on the turtle's back. ..... In front of the government cadres' residential buildings, it's getting late. Unexpectedly, the bamboo basket was knocked over and the tortoise fled for its life in the dusk. The villagers exclaimed: "Director Zhao" escaped! -The biggest one. Grab "Director Qian" quickly-be careful that it bites your hand. Is that dark corner "section chief Sun"? "Secretary Li" is small and climbs fast, even if he can't find it.

3. It's very late

In the subway, a man found a pickpocket reaching for his wallet and said humorously, "Dude, you are late!" " ! Although I got it today,

I got paid, but my wife started much faster than you! "

4. Love letters

The young man wrote in a letter to his girlfriend: "I love you very much, and I am willing to go through fire and water for you." I will come if it doesn't rain on Saturday.

5. Unreasonable complaints

Two people eat together, only two fish, one big and one small. One ate the big one first, and the other flew into a rage. "How inappropriate!" He complained. "What's the matter?" Asked the other. "You ate the big one, but I wouldn't do it if I were you." "What would you do?

So what? ""Of course I'll eat the small one first. " "Well, what are you complaining about? Isn't that little fish still there? "

6. Keep your secret

A: "I only tell you this. Please keep it secret for me. "

B: "Don't worry, I will not only keep your secret, but also tell everyone to keep your secret."

Step 7 clean the glass

The father went into his son's room, praised him and said, "Well done, son!" " The windows are clean and bright. Did you wipe it with soapy water?

Son: No, Dad, I used a hammer.

8. Start studying

The primary school started, and Dongdong, who just turned 6, refused to go to school. Mom explained to Dongdong that the child will go to school at the age of 6 until 15. Finally Dongdong sat down at his desk with tears in his eyes and asked: Do you remember to pick me up when I was 15 years old?

9. Teachers

When the bell rang, the teacher smiled and said to the whole class, "Students who are clamoring for school should not panic, and they will not delay class. Please don't chat with people who eat instant noodles. Tell the students playing poker in the back row to be quiet, and don't affect the sleep of the students in the front row. Students who look at the scenery by the window are called students who play basketball on the playground, so that I can arrange my homework. The students on the way remember to inform the students in the internet cafe about today's homework. . . . . . )