Friends circle selected interesting copywriting

1. Recently, I have found my temperament and living conditions particularly small and fresh. Just you? You forgot that definite word.

2. Fortune teller: Your marriage line is like a door every day. Me: Oh? Is it great? Fortune teller: Dongdan goes east and Xidan goes west.

After the New Year, I go to work by bus, and the bus driver stares at me as if I didn't buy a ticket, and I stare at him as if I bought a ticket.

Tell people how fast the earth moves around the sun.

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8 km/s. People must believe directly; Tell people that paint is always wet.

Idiot must touch it yourself!

When I was a child, my teacher told me the definition of "handsome boy", which puzzled me. Later, I took out a mirror. Suddenly I understood.

6. A child gave me 100 yuan to be his parents. When I got to his class teacher, I immediately knelt down: 0. Listen to me, this is all a misunderstanding!

7. The feeling of reviewing is that there will be a big wave of dead bodies coming in soon. But I haven't even planted sunflowers!

8. When I was a child, I dreamed of being the owner of the landlord's house. The fertile land is thousands of hectares, and I am ignorant all day long. I have nothing to do but lead a group of dog slaves to the streets to adjust a good woman. At present, the goal of ignorance has been achieved!

Didn't you just say that as long as there is a love and a love, age is not a problem? I said age, but she has rings on her forehead. 10. On the way to Idiot One, I always mistakenly used the accelerator as a brake and accidentally rushed ahead. 1 1. Since I blacklisted you, my heart and eyes have stopped hurting, and the whole person is United. I am so happy squatting in the corner.

12. When you are in a bad mood, go to the toilet. After the event, you said to the toilet with a ferocious face: