The story of robbing marriage

This article is adapted from the netizen's article "Examination on the Custom of Snatching Marriages", which has its own suspicion of embellishing it. Please correct me.

Getting married is naturally a very happy thing, but the preparation work also makes me dizzy.

Our side has been continuing the custom of "robbing marriage". People here have been interested in tying this since ancient times.

Skills have a special preference, so even marriage must be completed by "robbing marriage".

The custom and etiquette of "robbing marriage" are very complicated. Actually, it depends on the level of the man and the woman.

Cooperation. It's easy to say, but it depends on your groom. If the woman's family is "robbed of marriage"

Deliberately making things difficult, this is a hemp matter. When my brother robbed my sister-in-law, there was a big fight.

Doing some people's work well is also the key to the success of "robbing marriage".

My fiancee Zhou Bangjie is certainly a very beautiful girl. March 16 is a good day for our wedding.

. This morning, our people set out. Not far from the Liu family, we met a group of brides.

Family, an "evil" war is inevitable. According to custom, those people must be unmarried women, and their task.

Just treat us well with cold water, sticks and Chili noodles. We men don't fight back, but take advantage of the chaos.

Tie them up one by one. When the two teams met, they just watched the splash all over the sky, and the red pepper noodles were suffocating.

I can't breathe. From time to time, a stick falls on my head and makes a "ouch" sound. However, I can bear it.

I looked at it from the side, because I can't get the groom's official dirty before entering the woman's house.

The two groups quarreled for a long time, which made the atmosphere very hot at once. After a long time, naturally

We won a total victory, and countless beautiful women were captured. The man's family prepared a rope to tie up these beautiful women and sent them to the gagged place.

In order to give home

The unmarried man chooses the object, and the job of gagging is given to this unmarried man. Through the process of gagging, he was allowed to choose girls.

The more I like it, the more I put cloth in her mouth. If the girls like it, let it go.

Wrap your mouth with a piece of cloth, tape, etc. The more jokes you have, the more you like them.

As a result, a girl who fell in love at first sight was stuffed with more than two meters of white cloth, and even her socks were taken off and stuffed into her mouth. The mouth was still strangled by a piece of cloth, and the outside was wrapped with tape for three times.

It's my task to take these beautiful women into the yard this time, because it's the only way according to the rules.

The groom can enter the house, and other men can only wait in the yard. I'm holding a bag full of answers.

With all the things in the world, he went into the house alone. On the stairs, I was stopped by the bride's sister.

. I know my sister very well at ordinary times, so I can take advantage of this relationship when I rob my relatives. The two men looked at each other, neither of them.

No laughing loudly. But the elder sister pretended to be serious and said, "Hum, if you want to rob my elder sister, you have to go through me first."

All right! "

"Then come on!" I laughed and wrestled with my sister, and soon I pushed her to the ground.

On the handrail of the ladder. "Elder sister, hurry up!"

"Damn it, there's the rope!" Sister pointed out the position of hemp rope.

I quickly took the hemp rope and tied my sister's hand behind her back. Count for the first time

It's over.

I took my elder sister upstairs and happened to meet Zhou Bangjie's second sister. At this time, the second sister also complained about her and said, "Sister

Sister, how did this overtake him so quickly? Hum, look at me. "

Zhou Bangjie's second sister works in other places, and she doesn't meet much at ordinary times, so naturally she has no sister to accompany her.

When it's ripe, it's going to take some trouble. First, there are a few difficult problems, but my red envelope is turned back. receive

The second sister suddenly asked an extremely stupid question: "How are you going to tie my young lady back?"

"

"Well, how about I show you?" I use words to test.

"Well, the rope is over there!" Second sister also pointed out the direction of the rope for me. Looks like I can get through this.

It's over.

With two bound sisters, I arrived at the door of the boudoir, and this time the bride's sister-in-law was there.

In fact, she is our matchmaker, and there is no way to get through this. I tied my sister-in-law up in a few moments.

When?

This time, I reached the last level. I became a stunning beauty in the room. I have never seen this girl.

However, my sister-in-law whispered in my ear, "This is Xiaojie's cousin. You haven't met her."

The beauty of this girl is really better than my bride's son, which makes me a little ... dreamy. Cousin's body

The material is also very good. Today, she deliberately wore a tight underwear, none of which was as hot as nipples or fat buttocks.

"Hey, handsome boy, why don't you take me back today!" My cousin came up to me and smelled.

Come to the nose.

I stood there for a while.

"Do you think my figure is not as good as my cousin?" My cousin looked at me with a smile and was depressed.

The voice said, "I twisted my ass and you lost!" " "

Of course, she said the last sentence in my ear, and the three girls next to her didn't hear it. appear

At that time, it was said that this last pass was called Beauty Pass, which was also the most confusing.

I had to pause for a moment, look to one side and see the hemp rope on the table at a glance, which can be

I woke up, jumped over, picked up the rope and tied my cousin up. My cousin naturally struggled symbolically, so let's

I tied it tight.

At this time, m-girls no longer gave me a hard time, and everyone laughed with me. There is a wooden box beside the bed in the room.

There is a lock on the box. This box must be my fiancee.

"You stand there, close your eyes, we feed you something to eat, you have to say what it is after eating!

"My sister said.

I know that the following procedures have been started. Four girls with their hands tied behind their backs want to feed me, except.

What else can they use with their mouths? -So you want me to close my eyes!

I close my eyes. First of all, the elder sister should be the first to come. When her lips stick, my heart.

Jump "poop-poop", although this is a custom, it has been like this since ancient times, but other things can be used on the wedding day.

Four girls kissing, it is hard for outsiders to imagine, and I don't know my eldest brother-in-law. How many are there now?

What are you thinking about? My sister will get married in the future, so will my wife ... I haven't finished thinking about this question yet.

, I feel my sister's lips have been sent up, our lips just touched gently, and my sister quickly said.

Spit what's in your mouth into mine.

"It's jujube!" I ate it, and the jujube was pitted.

Followed by the second sister, the second sister is more cheerful, and her lips are heavily attached to my mouth, which makes me fall.

Took a breath of air conditioning. ...

"peanuts!"

Sister-in-law's lips are also very gentle. Maybe she's a little shy.

"longan!"

My most excited cousin came and my heart began to beat again. But out of curiosity, I secretly

I opened my eyes a little, and then I found a blush on my cousin's face and her eyes.

Unexpectedly, I dare not open my mouth and pout slightly, as if a girl were kissing for the first time.

I opened my lips slightly, just grabbed her lips, and something vomited into my mouth. I don't know, either.

Why, my cousin's lips didn't leave immediately, and her tongue leaned involuntarily.

At the moment when our tongues touched, I seemed to realize something and backed out at once.

What a wonderful kiss. I opened my eyes and saw my cousin smiled at me.

The blush on her cheeks hasn't completely faded.

"Come on, what's this!" Sister said.

"Oh, it's lotus seeds!" Without my sister's reminder, I almost forgot.

"Then I wish you an early birth!" Big sister, second sister and sister-in-law are talking together, while cousin is laughing.

"Then give me the key!"

"How could I give it to you so easily!" Second sister said with a smile.

"Well, don't tell me." I picked up a belt that had been put on the table. "Come on.

Or your ass will explode. "

I said with a belt gently hit m-girls's ass. According to custom, I can only spank others.

Of course it's fake, but if you accidentally open a girl's ass, we'll go to her house after we get married.

Apologize at home, and future children must let her be godmother!

After a while, my sister finally told me the whereabouts of the key. Next, I will put these four girls in prison.

Tied firmly to four chairs in the room, and then tried to block her mouth with a cloth ball, but no cloth ball was found.

I just remembered to look at the white cotton socks on the feet of four beautiful women. According to the convention, four beautiful women must cooperate with the wedding on this day.

Wearing long white cotton socks, like other beautiful female prisoners, one sock is stuffed into her mouth and the other is tied in front of her mouth, but this pair of cotton socks must be worn for three days and cannot be changed. I took off the white cotton socks of four beautiful women, and the white socks began to turn black. I put these socks in their mouths, and even if they don't want to, they have to.

Be obedient and smell your smelly socks.

The bride in the box is dressed neatly, with a dress, skirt, stockings, white socks, embroidered shoes and long hair coiled up.

What a classic beauty. At this time, my bride was still tied with a HongLing rope, so I covered her mouth first.

Outside the silk scarf, and then took out a silk handkerchief from her mouth that had been wet with saliva, and the silk handkerchief was still wrapped in a piece.

Some peanuts and dates.

Now that I am a wife, I don't have any rules. Hold my Jay first and kiss him. My hand is there.

She rubbed her breasts several times.

"Bah!" Zhou Bangjie said with a smile: "My hands are a little sore after being tied for so long. They tied me up well.

Tight! "

"Then you can only bear it! The tighter the tie, the better! "

"hmm!" Zhou Bangjie nodded his head.

"Then you have to cooperate!"

I took Zhou Bangjie out, and Zhou Bangjie pretended not to be happy and cried. I just took it out from home.

What comes out is a pair of red briefs in the pocket, which is used to block the bride's mouth (according to custom, this

Underwear must be worn by unmarried virgins in the man's next of kin for three days and cannot be washed, that is, the bride.

) purity. The girl wearing these panties is naturally my sister. I stuffed my underwear into Zhou Bangjie's mouth.

Her crying stopped at once.

Then I took out a red cloth pocket from my bag, embroidered with a double happiness, just for this special purpose.

In fact, this bag was sewn by the bride before she got married and given to her fiance. Send this package.

Son, that means she agreed to her boyfriend's proposal. After marriage, this bag is also a prop for couples to play in bed.

Or permanently collect wedding souvenirs. The patterns embroidered by each girl are different, which also reflects the girl.

This is a sign of originality. If you have the opportunity, you must collect this kind of bride-snatching bag. This is a rare work of art.

When Zhou Bangjie puts it in his pocket, the pocket must be put down from his head, indicating that the bride is willing. "

"Get in, then carry the bride to the boudoir bed and let her feet retract into the bag, which is Zhou Bangjie's own.

The figure is sewn and naturally fits. I'll tie the mouth of my pocket with a red ribbon, and the bride's binding will be finished.

Yes

When I carry the bride downstairs, the bride must push and make trouble in her pocket and pretend to be forced. this

The wedding procession in the yard was ready, the firecrackers were set off, and I went downstairs with my bag.

Someone has prepared a car, so I put my pocket in the car and then I have to push myself to "escape".

Fortunately, the road is clear, otherwise my bride will suffer. My car will be out soon.

The bride's family began to kick her out, splashing water and pepper all the way, but we men only had

Can "escape" in front, can't fight back.

I pushed the car in front, followed by my people (they were really hard), and that's it, I came back.

At home.

There was already a big banquet at home. I picked up the bride from the car and went upstairs, followed her.

Relatives and friends, as well as the woman's family, no longer chase each other and sit together for a wedding banquet.

I carried the bride all the way into the bridal chamber, and my sister-in-law was waiting for me to untie my pocket.

Open it, carry the bride to the bed, take off her embroidered shoes, take off her stockings and white cotton socks,

The girls got together to tickle the bride until Zhou Bangjie giggled, which untied the rope for her. At this time, only Zhou Bangjie and I were left in the room. After so long, the young couple didn't adjust their feelings. Zhou Bangjie is tender at this moment.

Kiss me like water. Finally, I have one more thing to do. I want to put my hand into the bride's underwear.

Although Zhou Bangjie's residence is no longer a secret to me, it also appears against this atmosphere.

Extremely excited. I lifted Zhou Bangjie's skirt first, and Zhou Bangjie also buried his face in my arms shyly at this time, and my hand reached in.

She was wearing underwear and took out an egg from there. That's a shelled boiled egg. It's done.

But it can't be cooked thoroughly, and the yellow inside is still soft. I shared this egg with Zhou Bangjie. I drive while eating.

Jokingly asked, "Will this egg be born?"

The bride said shyly, "life, life!" "

After eating the eggs, the two of us packed our clothes and went downstairs to see our elders, so the wedding was officially held.

Here we go.

This excitement lasted until midnight, when the woman's family was going back, but then I found out that my sister was not there.

I know I was held down by two men, tied her up with a rope and tied her feet together.

Just then, the bride went over, picked up a shelled boiled egg, stuffed it into the little sister's mouth, and used it again.

A red silk tied her mouth. So my sister was robbed by others.

On our wedding night, my wife and I are husband and wife. This time, I have to take off all her clothes before using them.

White cotton rope binds his wife (white cotton rope symbolizes his wife's purity) Zhou Bangjie has been stripped naked by me.

Clothing, her lines are clearly visible, I am a little reluctant, but I still have to tie my wife up because

If you don't tie her up on the first night of your wedding, you can't tie her up in the future.

Zhou Bangjie said with a smile: "Forget it, if you don't tie it tightly, the future is not good. If you don't shut up, you will quarrel! " "

Then I put Zhou Bangjie's white cotton socks into her mouth, tied her mouth with stockings and wrapped her mouth with a piece of cloth.

To prevent her from spitting out socks. I can't untie my wife until dawn, and I have to be there to do those things.

She did it when she was tied up and spent her first wedding night in this beautiful place. ...

The next day, my wife and I went back to my parents' house, and when we arrived, we were about to untie my sister's rope (she was also tied up)

Night), in this way, my wedding is finished.