Fortune-telling humorous dialogue sentences

"Do you have a key? How many keys? " Because of the combination of technical terms and network terms, it becomes: "Do you match? You deserve a few. " Used to express the feeling that someone is unqualified or unable to do something.

The dialogue is as follows:

Key owner: I have a key. Do you know that?/You know what? You deserve a few! ! ! ?

Fortune teller: I'm a fortune teller. What are you? What are you? ! ! !

Aunt canteen: Do you want to eat?

Courier brother: Are you big or small?

Aunt: What rubbish are you?

Shopkeeper: Do you want a string?

Hardware store owner: You want a hammer?

Driver Master: Do you know your position?