Datong Lao Wang Fortune Telling _ Datong Fortune Telling Folk Master

Wang Mazi was killed in a car accident and the driver ran away. Therefore, Wang Mazi's family is in trouble. His family was originally a famous poor man in the village, and his ancestors were poor since ancient times.

His grandparents are the richest. During the Qianlong period, they cleaned toilets in the palace. He is also the most brilliant figure in the Wang family tree. It is said that two coppers a month still live in the royal toilet.

By the end of the Qing Dynasty, the Wangs had nothing to sell. They were so poor that they couldn't even eat a bite of corn steamed bread. Until the Spring Festival, there was no oil in their dishes.

After the emperor knew it, he went to his house to pay his respects and happily wrote an inscription: "The world is poorest."

After Wang Mazi died, she was very wronged. God is so unfair.

Hell also wants to eat, even without money. Pockmarked Wang had to go to his relative Lao Wang. Lao Wang didn't get up when he went. Pockmarked Wang waited for a long time when a woman came out of Lao Wang's room. Pockmarked Wang thinks this is Lao Wang's daughter-in-law, called grandma. Because Lao Wang is called the ancestor, he naturally calls his wife grandma.

The woman snorted at him and walked into the next room. Pockmarked Wang heard her calling someone else's husband in the next room. Pockmarked Wang knows that the ancestors slept with other people's wives.

Lao Wang came out and asked Pockmarked Wang what it was. Pockmarked Wang said that he had not eaten anything good for several days, and he was too poor to catch a hot shit. He wants to borrow some money from his ancestors. When Lao Wang heard this, he was very enthusiastic and tunnel: Ancestors give you an idea. Keep your own dog and ensure that you can eat hot food every day. "Say that finish, he gave hemp seed a dime, saying it was his own money, and told him not to come to him in the future.

Pockmarked Wang bought two pieces of red paper with this dime. When the Spring Festival couplets were stuck in front of Lao Wang's house, it read: "Fat pigs are full of circles. Post another one on Lao Wang's henhouse, which reads: "Chicken flies and eggs are beaten. "

Revenge Lao Wang, swearing away.

Later, Wang Mazi lived without a fixed place and made a living on the construction site in hell. Without a place to live, he rented a house.

One day, his fate will finally be rewritten. When he went to tell a fortune, he met a charlatan. The liar said that he was too ugly, hooked up with someone else's wife and became the old king next door. Asako Wang spent a month's salary, and the liar wrote a handsome word on his face.

Pockmarked Wang suddenly felt handsome. Sure enough, after seeing it next door, Friar Sand's mother bit the handsome boy, and in a few days, they were all right.

Well, a few days later, Pockmarked Wang and Friar Sand's mother got tired of playing, so they moved their family to the temple of the dead next door.

These days, it happened that Yan was not at home to attend the jade emperor's 500th birthday. Yan's wife is an immoral person. When she came out to dry the clothes, she accidentally dropped the bamboo pole and hit Pockmarked Wang on the head. When he saw Wang Pockmarked, he excitedly pointed to his face and said, "Handsome. . . Very handsome. . . . "

Yan played in heaven for half a year, and when she came back, she was pregnant. Yan was furious and asked who was so bold. Pan Yulian said it was Lao Wang next door. The prince called Pockmarked Wang and asked him why he was cuckolded. Pockmarked Wang, of course, dare not admit that the child is Yan's own.

Hades spat on Pockmarked Wang's face and said, "Before I became Hades, I was a brick mover. Because I accidentally broke my penis, I was infertile at all."

Pockmarked Wang knew that she couldn't escape, so she climbed to the signal tower dozens of stories high of Hell Mobile Company, jumped down and broke into patties.

Next: New classmate.

Wife, grandma, grandpa, car accident