How to Humorously Say Other People's Routine is Deep (20 Malicious Jokes with Deep Routine)

1. Don't brag to me about how many friends you have. See who helps you when you are in trouble. A truckload of potatoes is not worth a night pearl.

2. You are not nothing, you still have a suit of melodramatic and morbid.

Every time I swear to lose weight, I just say it out loud to scare the whole body.

4. When I was a child, I often wondered whether to go to Tsinghua, Peking University or Fudan when I grow up. I don't know until I grow up: I really think too much.

Don't be with people who want to leave. One more word is begging. I don't even believe in punctuation.

6. Even if you charge your mobile phone for two hours, no one will talk to you for five minutes.

7. Friendship is such a thing. If you play well, it will be a small age. If you don't play well, it is a legend. You don't have to treat everyone as a friend. That's the mission God gave the dog.

8. Men are oversensitive, ask questions, and women are oversensitive.

9. In this era, the threshold for doing anything has become very high. If you want to be an otaku, you must first afford a house.

10. When I hold you, you are a cup, and when I let you go, you are a glass slag.

1 1. I must work hard, otherwise people will say, look, that man is nothing but good-looking.

12. You tried your best, you might as well be as casual as others. So, give up and stop embarrassing yourself.

13. Don't always talk about your weather-beaten face. Beauty is not outstanding, ugliness is not handsome.

14. It's really comfortable to see people who don't like me add trouble to your hearts!

15. After working for many years, people ask you if you are out of society, not because you look young, but because you feel stupid.

16. Don't lose heart, many things will get better with time, just like some people are just fat, and they will get fat after a long time.

17. I don't mind you lying to me. What I care about is that your lies can't fool me.

18. at our age, we must wear a helmet when driving an electric car, otherwise we will be recognized by our classmates when driving a BMW Mercedes-Benz.

19. Who says you have no perseverance? Aren't you single for decades?

When chatting with elders, we always try our best to please them, but a few words from elders can annoy us.