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Ask 1 a humorous English story about four people talking.

People: Tom, Jack and Flentler!

Lens 1:

Jack: Tom, who do you think is the man wearing a yellow straw hat on the stool in front of the palm tree?

Tom: I guess he must be a fortune teller.

Jack: Are you sure?

Tom: Yes, without a doubt. You see, he is looking forward to talking to someone.

Jack: Maybe you are right. But Tom, can you read palms?

Tom: Yes, I have read many books about palm reading. May I read your palm?

Jack: Yes, I'd love to. But I want to make fun of him. This is very interesting.

Lens 2:

(They cross the sidewalk and walk to the fortune teller.)

At this time, Tom immediately changed his role and played the fortune teller. The following is a wonderful dialogue.

Jack: Hi, my name is Jack? Can you read my palm?

Fortune teller: Yes, welcome here. Please sit down. Give me your left hand.

Jack: But. I was in a serious car accident last year. I lost my left arm. Now, I do everything with my right hand. Life with one arm is hard.

Fortune teller: Are you kidding?

Jack: No. I am serious. I hope you can guess what I want to know.

Fortune teller: Now, please extend your right hand. Let me see ... You must be looking for a job. Your wish is to be a millionaire. But you don't know what to do. Let me tell you something.

Jack: You are wrong. I am not poor. Although I'm not a man.

Million, I have a company, a house, a car and 80 thousand dollars.

Fortune teller: Oh, I know. Your girlfriend must have left you. You have many shortcomings. Maybe you don't make the bed. Maybe you don't do the dishes. Maybe you are always in a bad mood. You must be as stubborn as a mule. If I were you, I would apologize to her first.

Jack: No, many girls like me. I have your last chance to guess. If you are wrong again, I won't give you the money.

Fortune teller: You are playing tricks. If I had known, I wouldn't have read your palm.

Jack: You're right. You guessed the answer was right. But it's too late. I hope you can guess whether I can pay you.

2-Do you know much about computers?

-Not a lot.

-I just read an article about them.

Now they are used in all kinds of things.

-You mean the accounting system or something?

-Yes, but they are also used for other things. do

Do you remember when we went to buy tickets?

Flights to Greece?

-Yes.

-The man asked us where we wanted to go, and then he

Type the information on the form and wait.

Request a reply. After a while, he gave it to us

Tickets.

-Of course. His machine must have been connected.

A computer.

-That's right.

Dialogue about different hobbies.

Michael: Hi, Charles, how are you?

Charles: All right. Thank you. You look great.

Michael: Thank you. Guess what? I recently took a tennis class, and I found myself so fascinated by it. I feel full of energy after playing tennis. Do you play tennis?

Charles: No, I don't know. I play football. Tennis is not as exciting as football.

Michael: I'm afraid I can't agree with you there, Charlie. It is much easier to find a tennis partner than to find a group of people to play football.

Charlie: Well, don't you think the more people, the more exciting? Playing tennis is like playing table tennis. Just hanging out. This is a kind of boredom.

Michael: No, no! When you play tennis, you can stay healthy and you won't get hurt. Too much physical contact when playing football. I don't want to be pushed, trampled, knocked down or ...

Charles: This is the best part of this sport.

Michael: Sorry. I can't talk to you now. I have to go to my tennis club now. My partner is waiting for me there.

Charles: OK. I have to call my friends and tell them about our football match this afternoon. Goodbye!

Michael: Bye!

4 is purely original. Everyone has been there before and knows your difficulties. Still hope to take it.

(The last part is a bit funny.)

Character: Ross, I (named Jack).

Ross: Hi, Jack.

Jack: Hi, Rose.

Ross: Long time no see. How are you?

Jack: I had a terrible time. What about you?

Ross: I'm fine, thank you. But you, what's wrong

Jack: I just can't find a satisfactory job. The salaries offered by those companies are really too low. I have interviewed several companies, and they are all satisfied with my performance, but when?

Hearing my salary request, they couldn't provide it.

Rose: It's similar to my situation. The current job market is so depressed. I have to adapt to the reality.

Jack: I totally agree with you. But, you know, the salary they offer can't even cover my daily consumption. I just think it's crazy.

Ross: Hey, Jack, come on. Do you know the current situation of the job market? There will be nearly 5 million college graduates, including many masters. For myself, I finally gave up my bottom line. Today, I just signed a work contract with XX (company name).

Jack: Thank you very much for reminding me. I must find a job as soon as possible, even if the salary is low.

Rose: Cheer up, Jack. I don't think it matters if the starting salary is low. You know, gold will shine everywhere. I believe that as long as you work hard enough, you can find a decent job in three years.

Jack: Thank you very much for your encouragement. Let's join hands to create a brilliant future. ...