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If you die, what will the epitaph say?

Thank the government for solving the housing problem for me!

2. One bedroom, seeking sharing, negotiable.

3. Little things arouse the soul, but big things dig the grave.

4. Publish illegal information and permanently block it! God bless (you)

I think I can save it!

6. I was buried alive! Hey!

7. Rent advertising space

8. Provide whipping service once 100!

9. I started with words and missed three years; After practicing martial arts, the tinker made an arrow, and the drums were deafening, one after another; I studied medicine and achieved something. Write a prescription, eat it and die.

10. In the process of gene recombination, please wait for ... twenty years.

1 1. I was born in China and buried in China. It never rains but it pours!

12. Challenge Hades to form a team! (online games)

13. Reverend, help me wake up. Thank you. The coordinates are ××××.

14. When you read this line clearly: Friend, you stepped on me.

15. I finally don't have to be afraid of ghosts!

16. Give me a smile, or ... I'll give you a smile?

17. Epitaph of Shennong: * *! This grass is poisonous! ! ! ! !

18. This is the last pit I dug (warning the digger).

19. Touch the bones to tell fortune

20. Accompany chatting and provide night-time door-to-door service.