Classic couplets from one to ten are super funny.

There are many idioms from one to ten, and there are many couplets from one to ten. Do you want to know? The following are the couplets I sorted out from one to ten. Welcome to reading.

One to ten couplets selected 1, one Da Qiao, two little Qiao, three inches golden lotus and four inches waist, five boxes and six boxes of colorful disputes, eight points, nine points and ten letters; In September, the eighth circle, seven scholars and six, even four drums in three directions, one in Erqiao.

A lone boat, two businessmen, three or four hundred and fifty-six sailors, pulled up seven or eight leaf awnings and went down to Jiujiang, with ten miles to go; Ten miles away, nine miles away, 8765, although it took four or three years, it was only two days better than a year.

3 A piece of chalk is clean, the three-foot platform is sunny and rainy all year round, plus Jiu Si and ten creams with five internal organs, six lungs and eight mouths. Teaching must be done well, and the dripping sweat is sincere and fragrant; Ten volumes of poems, nine chapters, eight articles and seven latitudes of geography, plus six arts, five classics, four books, three characters and two elegance, are tireless in teaching people and diligently cultivating talents, making China prosperous.

Forty students, nine of whom were busy preparing for the exam for eight days, got up at seven o'clock and learned that six parents didn't recognize their five senses. For three big questions in a four-page paper, they finally got two, but didn't pull a few, which was a mess. One school, two exam weeks, three tasteless meals and cold winds all around. I remember that I was exhausted and my internal organs were incomplete. I failed eight subjects for the seven-week winter vacation and finally ended up in No.1 Middle School. It was very hard.

Joe's second child, Xiao Qiao, has three inches of golden lotus and four inches of waist. I bought five or six packs of powder and dressed up beautifully. Month 19: 18, seven talented people, six idiots. At four o'clock in the evening, the cock crows three times. In February, I sleep with a pillow.

6 There are three teachers in one township and two Li. They don't understand the four books, five classics and six classics, but they actually teach seven or eight nine sons, which is very bold; Ten rooms and nine poverty make up 827 yuan and 654 cents, and they are still half-hearted and first-class.

One to ten funny couplets 1, Part One: Eat and drink, don't take things to heart. Bottom line: Take a bath, look at your watch and be comfortable for a second. Horizontal batch: you can't live in vain.

2. Part I: One night, two leaders were pushing materials around in the middle of the night, so they had to work overtime on Friday until 7 am on Saturday, and it was very painful to finish writing at 8 am and go to bed at 9 am. Downward: It's only ten o'clock. Nine text messages and eight phone calls actually require seven adjustments, six files and five formats. Four hours, three PPT, two days, only one hour's sleep on weekends.

3. On the train. The first part: beer, liquor and melon seeds, and the second part: sausage, fish fillets, ice cream and instant noodles. Cross-linking: foot pulling

4. Shanglian: Listen to the dog barking, look at the donkey face, increase the work bonus, and pay a fine every month. Bottom line: Hard work and bitter environment, leading cadres are as brave as tigers, surpassing the Long March by 25,000 people. Horizontal criticism: the work is very hard.

5, a fan of a red chamber now has a god post: Shanglian? Jiabao meets Lin Dai, and Xuebao opens it? . Everyone praises it, but it is absolutely eternal! No one can solve it. Suddenly one day, someone posted a reply and a couplet popped up? Chen Guan sucks cypress juice. Is Nicholas Tse crazy? .

6. The first part: I didn't bring my student ID card, and the second part: I didn't do the listening and reading composition. Horizontal approval: Focus on participation!

7. The first part: Ten students, nine busy taking exams, preparing for exams for eight days, getting up at seven o'clock, memorizing six parents who didn't recognize the five senses, and finally taking two without pulling a few questions for the four-page test paper. What a mess? Bottom line: One school, two exam weeks, three tasteless meals, and the cold wind all around. Remember that my internal organs are exhausted and my internal organs are incomplete, so I didn't fail eight subjects in the seven-week winter vacation. Finally, I went to nine schools and one middle school. It was very hard?

8. Part One: Live for money and die for money! Run for money all your life! Bottom line: if you lose money, you will be fooled by it! Life and death depend on money! Horizontal batch: no money.

Numeric couplets tell fortunes from one to ten, a, b, c, d, e, g, n, g.

Boys' rafters, one two three four five six seven eight nine X.

A lone boat, two businessmen, three or four hundred and fifty-six sailors, pulled up seven or eight leaf awnings and went down to Jiujiang, with ten miles left.

Ten miles away, nine miles away, 8765, although it has been four or three years, it is only two days better than a year.

One,

Two rows of distant tree and mountain reflections, a boat crossing.

Two, three,

Among the three mountains, clouds and clouds and days, and days and days.

Egret Island divides water into two waterways.

Fourth,

People all over the world are happy.

Jiangshan Yitong ke anju

Five,

Wu Zhuge seeks the world.

Three-point Han Sima Ding Zhongyuan

Six,

Liuhe wangxing fengnianjing

The four seasons are peaceful and prosperous.

Seven,

Seven stars fall on the Shenzhou.

In the moonlight of the four seasons.

Eight,

Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea and Zhenlongwu

Xiaohumen, Guishan, Wan Li

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