Ipartment's funny fortune-telling lines _ Which episode is ipartment's funny fortune-telling lines?

I want to play a sitcom (ipartment). Please give me the complete lines of ipartment Season 1 Episode 2.

2011Wednesday, February 23rd1:39 —————————————————————— Room 3602

Zi Qiao is counting money, and Meijia is reading magazines while eating lollipops.

Zi Qiao: four two three four five three one

Meijia: It's no use counting. You can take another one. Haven't you heard the old saying? People who can only count money have no money in the end.

Zi Qiao: Chen Meijia, if you don't talk, your mouth will get an ulcer. I have heard another saying that mine is always mine, not mine or mine.

Meijia: Oh, then you go to other people's weddings all day to sell pills (making bodybuilding gestures), pursue peak feelings and create a happy life. Miss Sakamoto wants you to face the reality.

Zi Qiao: Facing the reality, if you didn't drag me down, my reality would be 1000 times and 10000 times bigger than it is now.

Meijia: Hum. Who do you think you are?

Zi Qiao: Who am I? The fortune teller said that I lived a young master's life.

Meijia: Yo (pretending to be coquettish), Master Lu, I guess you give more money to the blind fortune teller. He must say that you have a master's life.

Zi Qiao: Who said that fortune tellers must be blind?

Meijia: Then why did he lie with his eyes open?

Zi Qiao: You're just lying. He is obviously dumb (Meijia laughs after fainting on the sofa).

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Meijia: The word "young master" was invented by your dumb fortune teller when he was in Aba Aba, right?

Zi Qiao: Do you know what a fortune teller will write?

Meijia: Did he write that your family came down at the age of six?

Zi Qiao: You

Meijia: I think you are the master's body.

Zi Qiao: Mr Chen Meijia has officially informed you that you will pay the rent next week. What about your share?

Meijia: I'm ready.

Zi Qiao: Give it to me.

(Meijia shakes out a lot of coins)

Zi Qiao: Take it away. Take it away. What's all this?

Meijia: Why? I have never seen RMB before.

Zi Qiao: These are not even a fraction.

Meijia: Don't we halve the rent and make water and electricity free?

Zi Qiao: Miss, your head won't be caught by the door, will it (Meijia touches her head)

Zi Qiao: There are four people in the next room. It is right for us to halve the table for two people. After all, you still have to pay someone.

Meijia: Really? (Zi Qiao nodded, Meijia pinched her hand index) 1772778838 Women's Day (Zi Qiao had a headache), May Day, June 1 (don't count), alas, you are right after counting.

Zi Qiao: Don't blame me for not reminding you that my share has been settled. Come on.

Meijia: Where can I find a way? This is all I have (fake crying)

Zi Qiao: Now I know I'm crying. I only read comics and buy dolls. I hope you can face the reality.

Meijia: You can't do that, Joe. We are a couple. Economic problems should be solved by men (jump on Joe), shouldn't they (Qiao Shan)

Zi Qiao: Stop, stop, close the door and pretend to be a liar.

Meijia: (I want to keep chasing) Now there are problems in the wells, and the country also advocates the South-to-North Water Transfer Project.

Zi Qiao: (flashes again) Please, the economic issue is a matter of principle.

Meijia: Then I'll tell everyone that you bullied me, abused me and shirked the responsibility of men.

Zi Qiao: Bitch, you want to blackmail, don't you?

Meijia: Who does the bitch scold?

Zi Qiao: Bitch scolds you.

Meijia: It's good to know that you are a bitch (they start throwing pillows).

Zi Qiao: Hum, so what if I hit you?

Meijia: Try it.

Zi Qiao: What happened when I hit you?

Meijia: Afraid of you.

Zi Qiao: How dare you hit me?

Zi Qiao: Yo, you're still excited, aren't you? Try again.

Meijia: I'm afraid of you.

(Meijia throws herself at the little fairy who just entered the door. Xiaoxian touched the door again and fell down. It takes half a ring to climb up with the door. )

(Meijia and Zi Qiao have been lying on the sofa together, acting)

Meijia: Oh, Qiao Jun, you are so powerful. You are really a man among men. Looking at this handsome face, I really dare not say that my hand left you for a moment (I squeezed Joe's chest fiercely and Joe silently bore it). I just want to shape two clay figurines, one is you and the other is me, and then I will break you and me and mix them with water. I will never part.

Zi Qiao: (opens Meijia's hand) Ah, Sister Meijia, that's what I thought. I hate to let go of your hand. The sea will dry up, the stones will rot and the sky will collapse. We can split our shoulders (Meijia bites Zijiao's hand). Hold hands.

(The little fairy coughs, and Joe and Meijia sit up. )

Zi Qiao: Ah, Ceng Laoshi.

Fairy: Sorry, I just knocked at the door. Maybe you didn't hear me. Is this a good time?

Zi Qiao: No, no, we're just kidding. Sit down. Sit down.

Fairy: Really no trouble?

Zi Qiao and Jia Mei: Nothing, don't bother.

Fairy: Oh, I just came to talk about the recent price increase of pork. The restaurant downstairs raised the price 10%. If you are free, you can go to the lobby downstairs.

Meijia and Zijiao: OK, thanks. We got it.

Fairy: Were you fighting just now?

Meijia: No.

Zi Qiao: Did we quarrel? Where is the quarrel?

Fairy: Then I think I just heard a bitch's voice.

Meijia: Oh, that's, that's, that's what we read in the newspaper. There is an article about primary school students making sentences with shrews (Zi Qiao glared at her when she felt wrong).

Fairy: Do primary school students make sentences with shrew?

Zi Qiao: Of course not.

Meijia: (rubbing hands) What primary school students do is

Zi Qiao: Lively.

Meijia: Yes, lively.

Fairy: Lively?

Meijia: Pupils nowadays are really interesting. When the teacher asked them to make sentences, they said it cheerfully (touching Meijia with their elbows).

Meijia: Go to work, bitch.

Zi Qiao: Right.

Fairy: That's really interesting. That means you two are fine.

Zi Qiao and Jia Mei: No.

Xiaoxian: OK, I'll go first, and you can continue (Meijia walks Xiaoxian out).

Meijia: It's a good thing I'm quick, you idiot.

Zi Qiao: I didn't reply soon. How well I cooperate. You are really a man among men. Lyu3 bu4 in Lyu3 bu4. Oh, my God.

Meijia: It's still Lu Bu. Your rag is similar to yours.

Zi Qiao: OK, OK, the price of pork has also increased. Take care of yourself. Anyway, remember not to expect me to pay for you.