What is a real green tea bitch?

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I knew from college that I was a green tea bitch that both men and women hate now.

Now there are many ways to identify green tea bitches online, such as:

1. green tea bitches usually have bangs if they have short hair, or long straight hair is divided.

2. The skin is generally white, and the appearance is generally between 3 and 5 points. Not too beautiful and amazing, but generally not ugly. How to dress up?

I like to stare at anyone (especially men) innocently.

I like retro style or literary style.

If there is a girl around you, she will exclaim to you every time she sees you. Why are you so beautiful? You lose weight, and then you will regret complaining. I'm fat again, green tea bitch, no doubt.

6. Always tell other boys that there are many people chasing you. Be careful, the green tea bitch is coming.

I never drink too much, but I get drunk faster than anyone else.

8. If a girl says to you, I really don't want to hurt you, hahaha, green tea bitch is her! 9. Be sure to sit next to a man when eating. After three rounds of drinking, a man's hand must be put on her shoulder, but remember, she must be quiet for many years, as if all this were natural deaths.

10. She must be good at making up, but the boys around you say she always doesn't wear makeup.

1 1. The ultimate winner of green tea bitch: generally don't sleep.

But the green tea we can see is not high-grade green tea, only for low-end green tea bitches, not for high-grade green tea bitches. High-end green tea bitch, the ultimate goal is the result, not the enjoyment process.

Besides, I would never touch my best friend's man. I wonder if these women with girlfriends are crazy. Is it fatal to seduce a man without uniting women? Why talk about war when friendly forces can't save it? There is another woman who has nothing to do with men every morning and night, right? Chatting too much with a man and serving tea is just to separate him from the other half. This is not a green tea bitch, but an idiot with worthless time.

Thinking of this, my mobile phone rang. I picked it up. The sender is Mr. Zhang. He asked me, can I invite you to dinner tonight?

I thought about it, looked at his head and tried to remember it, only to remember that this is the chief operating officer of the company next door I met in the company a few days ago. Thinking of this, I sent him a message: OK.

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At 7 o'clock in the evening, I wore a long black dress and painted a little powder. Mr. Zhang, wearing gold-rimmed glasses and a suit and tie, stood up and asked me, Are you busy recently?

I smiled: not bad, I'm a little busy recently. When a person leaves the department, the burden falls on me and another colleague.

Mr. Zhang asked me: How is work? Do you want to change jobs?

I heard that he seemed to imply that I should go to his company, but how could I be fooled so easily?

"Well, I don't want to. I have worked in this unit for quite a long time and have feelings with my colleagues. Now that the project is just around the corner, I am sorry. "

Mr. Zhang nodded and continued to ask me about my family. I answered them truthfully.

Finally, he asked me, if I am still so busy after marriage, I may not have time to have children.

I answered him: If I find a reliable man, I would like to have children with him. Whether or not to have children actually depends largely on the job, but on the reliability of men. Moreover, material security is also a prerequisite for educating your baby.

After listening to me repeatedly saying that men are reliable or not, Mr. Zhang asked again: Do you mind asking you a question? Have you been hurt by a man before? Why do you always want to find a reliable one?

I pretended to be surprised and said, If you don't want to find someone reliable, do you want to find love rat?

After eating, it cost a total of 587 yuan.

I told Mr. Zhang that it was my treat this time. I know Mr. Zhang won't let me. Look at the way he paid the bill in a hurry. I'm really afraid that he will fall to the ground.

When I got home, I opened my personal notebook and crossed Mr. Zhang off my list.

This meal is clear. Mr. Zhang's basic situation is already known. What he wants is a pure virgin before marriage and a good wife and mother after marriage. He has a suite in Shanghai and a suite in his hometown in Hunan. His parents are ordinary railway workers and have medical insurance. His annual salary is about 400 thousand after tax. Thinking of this, I crossed him out of my notes without hesitation.

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When I arrived at work the next day, I poured coffee for every colleague according to my habit. But when I got to Jason's station, I took two cups, filled him with one first, and then filled another myself. Then I smiled at him and touched him.

The whole company is spreading that Jason likes me. My colleague Lina told me. I pretended not to know and said, no way, I have nothing to do with him.

Well, I'm telling the truth. There's really no connection except having a drink at work every day.

Lena said, "Yes. But you know, now the whole company is spreading that he likes you. There is also Zhang Mi from the next group who said that you are a green tea bitch, and you are much better dressed than you are. "

"Then what?" I asked calmly.

Lena smiled: Who would believe it? You are more beautiful than her and plain. Wearing normal clothes, I didn't expect her face to be so exaggerated, just like Guan Gong.

I smiled: "You still understand me. A few days later, my friend brought me some cosmetics from overseas, and I also bought you a box of masks. "

Lena didn't expect me to think of her. This is a surprise. Seriously. I said yes.

Jason's story continues to circulate in the company. Zhang Mi is the head of the project team next door. I have a competitive relationship with her. So her words, her dress, let others think that she made up a series of lies out of jealousy of me, and even more distrust her.

Jason still thinks I'm interested in him, but I'm afraid to confess because of women's reserve. He also helped me secretly. No, all the new big projects of the company are in the hands of our group.

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Zhang Mi asked me to tear B. After work, she stopped me on the road and took me aside. I didn't think there would be knives, guns and sulfuric acid hidden in her small purse, so she walked into the Woods as she pleased.

Zhang Mi said to me fiercely, you green tea bitch. You know Jason is my boyfriend, but you are still with him? Are you shameless?

I smiled instead: Jason is your boyfriend? The company explicitly prohibits employees from falling in love.

I knew Jason was Zhang Mi's boyfriend. Why else did I pour him coffee for a month?

Zhang Mi was interrupted by my words: I argued that Jason and I had a quarrel last month and now we have broken up.

I combed my hair with my hands: then according to your meaning, you have broken up, so he is not your boyfriend. Why are you yelling at me? Also, Zhang Mi, I have recorded your words on my mobile phone just now.

As I spoke, I took out my mobile phone from my pocket and sent the recorded information to the document dissemination assistant in front of her.

I don't lift my eyebrows: be careful, if you give me trouble again, I'll poke the matter to the leader.

The next day, Jason met me and apologized for Zhang Mi's recklessness. I smiled innocently: I'm just afraid that she will hurt me again. Actually, I was so scared that I didn't even think of recording.

Jason believed this, because he saw my poor expression, so I didn't expect that I had saved and copied the file to Baidu's network disk and QQ mailbox.

Then Jason took my hand and asked me what I thought. I pretended to panic and withdrew my hand. I stood up and said, Jason, come on. Be nice to Zhang Mi.

Say that finish, I pretend to reluctantly take back your hand, turned around and left.

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The project went well, and at the end of the year, I made a lot of money.

So I plan to travel to Europe. Mr. Zhang invited me to go with him, but I refused. I'm kidding. I don't want to sleep for nothing.

Why should I sleep when I can spend 50 thousand yuan in Europe? I wonder what these straight men's brains are made of?

In the tour group, there was a young man, Xiao Liang. Younger than me. But looking at his facial features and temperament, I have a plan in my heart.

Along the way, I asked him to take my picture. Xiao Liang's photography level is really good. I look like a fairy in every photo. Xiao Liang told me that he had traveled with his parents since he was a child, and this time he wanted to shoot a scene of European migratory birds in Europe. I missed it last year. I'll make it up this year.

When we were in France, we saw flocks of black storks flying over our heads. I said to Liang Xiao affectionately: Black storks are the most loyal birds. They follow monogamy, and their partners will not remarry after death.

I saw the light in Xiao Liang's eyes. He asked me: Do you expect such feelings?

I said, I am lucky, not lucky.

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After returning from Europe, Xiao Liang told me that he would come to see me.

I said: well, although the room is relatively small, it is enough for me, you and my roommate to eat and chat.

Xiao Liang came, followed by the man and his parents.

His father looks handsome and dresses casually, but it's Armani men's wear with a nigger on his wrist. Xiao Liang's mother is also here, a typical elegant lady. There is a string of 10MM akoya around her neck.

When I saw them, I probably knew what I was doing here, so I pretended to be calm and said to them, uncle and aunt, please come in.

Xiao Liang's parents praised my good cooking. Liang Xiao's mother said to Liang Xiao, Take good care and smile in the future.

After that, I quit my job and went to Liang Xiao's hometown. Then, I married Liang Xiao. Liang Xiao's parents are engaged in aquatic products business locally. Xiao Liang also helps his parents manage the company. I officially became Xiao Liang's wife. Help him manage the family business.

I thought Liang Xiao was a wealthy family, but I didn't expect that with so much money, the profit of business would be 30 million to 40 million every year.

Xiao Liang thinks I quit my job for him. In order to make up for me, he added my name to a 5 million property and gave me 500 thousand as a bride price.

He also told me that when I have children, I will write another suite on my name.

My parents-in-law think I am a good girl. Think I am knowledgeable, sensible and kind. Also be careful, you can help Liangliang manage the business well.

Now that I am pregnant, my status is higher. Liang Xiao hurts me badly, and my parents-in-law are a little nicer to me.

In fact, only I know what my purpose is. Find a reliable man and get some property. Don't take that stupid job. It is most important to manage your life comfortably.

Even if Xiao Liang is a local, I will resign after giving birth. It's hard to take care of the children and have to go to work. Is this what a rich husband should do?

So, I advise you, are those women who always have girlfriends interesting? Do those disgusting and greasy men who have no money and no house really look forward to it? Are you sure you are real? Don't scare me, you are not green tea bitches, you are mentally retarded. A woman who wants to increase her confidence by belittling the charm of her best friend is not a green tea bitch, but an inferiority complex. Please don't confuse us with green tea bitches.