Praise the team leader

We all joined one or more groups. Do you have anything to say to the group owner? The following is my praise for you. I hope you like it!

A selection of words to praise the group owner

1. If the owner receives this message and proves that the owner's mobile phone has been infected with virus, please take out the mobile phone card immediately and brush it with gasoline.

2. Tell a story to the group. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He is so stupid that he just shakes his head or answers any questions others ask. No? Have you heard this story?

3, dung beetles mosquitoes fall in love, Lang: What is the occupation of the group owner? Mosquito: Nurse, injection, where is the master? Dung beetles said with a smile, Fate, my colleague, I am a pill maker in the Bureau of Traditional Chinese Medicine.

4、? Can't let go? That means you like it too much to put it down, so the group mainly says loudly to the people you like? Can't let go? Try shouting a few more times, and it will definitely work.

5. I heard that the group owner doesn't have SMS function, so I sent this SMS experiment. If the group owner receives and confirms that there is a short message function and it is not my short message, please reply to me; I do! It belongs to the owner!

6. I heard that the owner spent tens of thousands of dollars to buy a pottery jar of the Western Zhou Dynasty, and excitedly ran to an expert for appraisal. So, the expert said to the owner very seriously. Where is this from the Western Zhou Dynasty? That was last week! ?

7. I heard that the owner of the group made a fortune and paid off all his foreign debts. It's time to pay back half the rubber I borrowed from my primary school. Plus the interest for so many years, the owner of the group should pay me back a tire.

8. It's wood that makes furniture, scholars who know poetry, people who think about money, talents who practice, women who want figure, geniuses who send messages and idiots who read text messages!

9. Send an email to the group owner, fearing that the group owner will pretend not to see it; Call the group leader and don't know what to say; I had to send a text message to tell the owner: Is the owner boy awesome now? How long has it been since you saluted me?

10, the boss said to the dismissed workers: I heard that after my death, the masses mainly went to the cemetery to spit on my grave? The worker said: Don't worry, I changed my mind. I have no patience to wait in line. ?

1 1, Xiaohong: When I grow up, I want to be a doctor and solve problems for my compatriots! Xiaoming: When I grow up, I want to be a judge, punishing evil and promoting good for my compatriots. The teacher asked Bao Xiao: Where is the owner? Bao Xiao thought for a moment and said, I want to be a compatriot!

12, the most romantic thing I think of is to say to the group owner in the early morning: the group owner is very beautiful! That's great. Great! I think this will make the owners happy all day. But I can't do this often, because it's not good to lie often.

13, tea, drink strong enough to smell particularly good; Road, you must come through thick and thin; People should have deep feelings and love until the next life; Pig's feet, fresh! Hey! This one with a mobile phone is not bad

14, itchy ears? That means I'm thinking about the group owner! Itchy eyes? It means I want to see my master! Itchy mouth? That means I want to kiss my master! Itching? What does this mean? Don't be ridiculous, you have lice, go and take a shower!

15. How can I put my master's left hand completely in my master's right trouser pocket and my master's right hand completely in my master's left trouser pocket? Answer: Just wear your pants inside out.

16, when I met the group owner, maybe it was God's arrangement, and everything was so natural. The crowd came up from the crowd and looked at me up and down with deep eyes until my face flushed. The group owner said faintly: No fortune telling.

17, on a dark night, a stout man brutally killed and dismembered the group owner! The police arrested him the next day, but the damn guy was accused of killing pigs without permission.

18, the female earthworm and centipede were discovered by the male earthworm, and the male earthworm was distressed: Why? Am I not good enough for the group owner? The female earthworm retorted: What a shame! You haven't hugged me for a long time!

19. since I met the group owner, the group owner should be very aware of his position in my heart. Except the owner, everyone else is a pile of shit in my eyes, but the owner is different, because the owner? It's two piles

20. I heard that the group owner has been on TV recently, which is not bad! The group owner is really photogenic, lively in appearance, confident in momentum and lovely in words and deeds. I have long known that the group starring Monkey Brother is ok!

If you spoof the group owner, recommend it.

1, at noon on weeding day, mines were buried in the soil, and the group owners danced until 250!

2. The face of the group owner is more beautiful than Chen Shimei, and the eyes of the group owner are brighter than Zhuge Liang; My love is deeper than Lu's, my affection is longer, but my promise is more empty than the Monkey King's.

3、? Can't let go? That means you like it too much to put it down, so the group mainly says loudly to the people you like? Can't let go? Try shouting a few more times, and it will definitely work.

Money is a useful thing, but it will only bring happiness to the owner when he is satisfied. So the car mainly gives me the extra money: don't move, grab it!

5, I heard that the group owner is very awesome! I have raised wolves, spared tigers and danced with orangutans! Go south! Break through the north! I ran over my leg on the train track! I drank water in the toilet! And kissed the donkey!

6. I heard that the owner of the group made a fortune and paid off all his foreign debts. It's time to pay back half of the rubber I borrowed from my primary school. Plus the interest for so many years, the owner of the group should pay me back a tire.

7. I heard that the owner spent tens of thousands of dollars to buy a pottery jar of the Western Zhou Dynasty, and excitedly ran to an expert for appraisal. So, the expert said to the owner very seriously. Where is this from the Western Zhou Dynasty? That was last week! ?

8. It rained one day in a mental hospital. Many patients took a bath in the rain, and only the owner watched by the window sill. The dean asked curiously, What are the owners doing? A: I'll wait until the water is hot!

9. The tortoise and the snake only have one ticket to go to the movies. The tortoise was entangled in his neck by a snake. When entering the park, the ticket inspector said, stop. The tortoise and snake panicked, and the ticket inspector sarcastically said, Look at the tortoise of the group owner, wearing a tie!

10, send an email to the group owner, for fear that the group owner will pretend not to see it; Call the group leader and don't know what to say; I had to send a text message to tell the owner: Is the owner boy awesome now? How long has it been since you saluted me?

1 1. Living without happiness as the goal is nonsense. Love that doesn't end in marriage will break up sooner or later. It's best not to do a job that doesn't give you a salary increase reward. Who will read information that doesn't take flirting as an idea!

12, Wukong develops tourism in Huaguoshan, and Wukong also raises turtles in Liushahe; Master, I wrote a book about the journey to learn from the scriptures! Everyone is very concerned about the group owner. I ask the teacher to say hello. Bajie, are you okay?

13, boss, you certainly can't press CTRL+C on your home computer and then CTRL+V on your company computer, even if it's the same article? No, no, it's not even an expensive computer.

14, I miss the owner! Oh, I accidentally sent it by mistake, anyway. If the owner accepts it, keep it. If the owner doesn't accept it, please send these four words back to me, thank you!

15, you must pay attention to being a man: one is not good. Second, it is a big event. This is a big deal. Ah, I don't understand! Group owners suffer from illiteracy all their lives!

16, measure the bed by measuring the window, jump on the bed and measure the bed against the wall. The wall is longer than the bed, the bed is longer than the window, the window is longer than the bed and the bed is longer than the wall, so the wall is longer than the bed. If you don't study hard, you will hit a wall.

17, Xiaohong: When I grow up, I want to be a doctor and solve problems for my compatriots! Xiaoming: When I grow up, I want to be a judge, punishing evil and promoting good for my compatriots. The teacher asked Bao Xiao: Where is the group owner? Bao Xiao thought for a moment and said, I want to be a compatriot!

18, husband and wife fight for the remote control. Husband: Group owners don't go into the kitchen to cook at all. Why do they watch cooking programs? Not to be outdone, the wife retorted that the owner had never played football, so why should he watch a football match?

19, my friend said I was a handsome boy, but I refused to admit it. Finally, they gave me thousands of dollars, and I reluctantly agreed! To tell the truth, I don't want to have this title either, but I am forced in front of money!

One day, a medium-rare steak was walking in the street. Suddenly he saw a medium-rare steak in front of him, but he ignored him. Why don't they say hello? Answer: Because I am unfamiliar.

2 1, itchy ears? That means I'm thinking about the group owner! Itchy eyes? It means I want to see my master! Itchy mouth? That means I want to kiss my master! Itching? What does this mean? Don't be ridiculous, you have lice, go and take a shower!

22. The date between the mother earthworm and the centipede was discovered by the male earthworm, who was heartbroken: Why? Am I not good enough for the group owner? The female earthworm retorted: What a shame! You haven't hugged me for a long time!

23. Throw the owner out, take it back, take it back, take it back, take it back, take it back, take it back. The boss of the sleeper group is missing! Let's look for it! Where is the master? Forget it! Stop picking it up! It's not worth much anyway!

24. Since I met the group owner, the position of the group owner in my heart should be very clear. Except the group owner, others are just a pile of shit in my eyes, but the group owner is different, because the group owner? It's two piles

25, a river spring water a Jiang Tao, a mountain is higher than a mountain, send a message to the straw bag, the straw bag must take out his mobile phone, take out his mobile phone and look down. It's not difficult to forward it after reading it, and your fingers are as fast as electricity. I want it back to me!

26. In an opaque night, a stout man brutally killed and dismembered the group owner! The police arrested him the next day, but the damn guy was accused of killing pigs without permission.

27. The group owner always says that I am worthless, and I can't make two sentences with one stick. I can't sleep and complain that the moon is too bright, which makes the group owners dissatisfied, but I am also interested. Come on, put on the ring, okay? 48K pure iron?

28. When the weekend comes, send a steamed stuffed bun to the group owner. Friendship is skin. The first layer is blessing, the second layer is happiness, and the third layer is all wishes come true! By the way, the fourth floor is an iou written by the group owner. Pay back the money, baby!

29. I heard that the group owner has been on TV recently, which is not bad! The group owner is really photogenic, lively in appearance, confident in momentum and lovely in words and deeds. I have long known that the group starring Monkey Brother is ok!

30. A pupil's composition: Every morning, my parents and I go our separate ways, and at night, all roads lead to the same goal. When my grades were not good, my dad was in the same room and beat me to the ground. My mother stood by and never did anything brave.