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Joke: The gardener's story _ Laughing till his stomach hurts _ hilarious teasing his girlfriend.

An American woman visited Paris. One day, she saw an old man watering the garden of a villa. His diligent attitude makes this American very rich.

It feels good. She thought, the French are really first-class gardeners, and it is difficult for the United States to choose one.

Now that we have met, why not take one back to China?

So she went up to the old man and asked him if he would go to America to do it.

Her gardener, she can give him a high salary and pay his travel expenses.

And blew the United States for a while, as if arachis duranensis, foreigners have gone to the capital.

Can make a fortune.

"Madam," the old man replied, "unfortunately, I have another one.

I have a job outside and can't leave Paris for the time being. "

"You all resign. Well, I'll make it up to you. Except the gardener,

What sideline do you run? Is it raising chickens? "

"No," said the old man, "I hope they won't choose me next time. I

Just to accept the job you gave me. "

"What do you choose to do?"

"Choose me as president." "Are you ..." "I'm Ann Lee, the president."