Funny inspirational quotations

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A selection of funny inspirational quotations

1. Confucius said: Don't take a nap, it will collapse at noon! Mencius said: Confucius is right!

2. Parents fool their children to call education, children fool their parents to call deception, and fool each other to call the generation gap.

3. Dreaming about dream of eating spaghetti, I woke up in the morning and found my shoelaces gone.

4. Do you sell eggs? I buy smelly ones.

Doctor, please give me some regret medicine and a glass of forgetfulness water.

Chopin, I'll give you two dollars if you pop out my sadness.

7. When the road is rough, shout loudly and move on.

8. Books are scarce at the time of use, and money is not enough at the end of the month.

9. I'm not a fortune teller on the overpass, and I can't say what you like to hear.

10. Say what you should say and whisper what you shouldn't.

1 1. The more arrogant online, the kinder offline.

12. Everyone who uses the Iphone has the same thing: I'm sorry it doesn't work.

13. The wind is rustling and the water is cold. If you borrow money, you should pay it back.

14. Don't thank me. Thank you. How dare I take your money?

15. Holding hands, you can tell that the child is ugly and his face is full of tears. If you don't go, I'll go.

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1. I am in a bad mood today. I just want to say four sentences, including the first two. I quit.

I refuse to obey anyone when I am drunk, so I hold the wall.

3. Call me if you need anything, and call me if you have nothing.

4. Taxi driver, fighter among drivers, oh yeah!

Kindness means that I don't eat meat when others are hungry.

6. I never lie, except this sentence.

If you can't tolerate me, it means that either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.

8. It is said that silence is golden. Will there be a lot of gold after a long silence?

9. It is the same reason to pick up a penny for the police uncle on the roadside. But the change of ten dollars is beyond the scope of principle.

10. You must be an energetic person.

1 1. The crowd looked for her for thousands of Baidu, and when I suddenly looked back, that person still shrugged off me.

12. The future is bright, but there is no road.

13. Taxi driver, fighter among drivers, oh yeah!

14. Close the door for a month, don't call me, because I will come out as soon as you call me. ...

15. When I have money, I will buy two BMWs. BMW will clear the way in front, and I will go to work by bike in the back.

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1. What is happiness? Happiness is that I eat fish, you eat meat and watch others chew bones.

When I love you, I am what you say. What do you say you are when I don't love you?

I wait for your concern until I close my heart.

Besides love, there are radishes in other people's fields.

Every time I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

6. I have been much better since I got mental illness.

7. The biggest tragedy in life: the beauty is dying and the hero is bald.

8. The little ones are hidden in misty poems, and the big ones are hidden in soap operas.

9. Stop managing this new world with new thinking.

10. The most useless thing in the world is the pay slip. I get angry when I read it. I wipe my ass too carefully.

1 1. Talent and genius are only one "two" apart. Therefore, talent is good, and genius is always a bit stupid.

12. Confucius said, "Don't sleep at noon, and collapse in the afternoon." Mencius said, "Confucius is right!"

13. The biggest difference between doing and not doing is that the latter has the right to comment on the former.

14. One short step makes an everlasting regret.

15. Loneliness is a person's carnival, and carnival is the loneliness of a group of people.

16. Life is: be born as a human being and live as a human being.

17. Don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.

18. When two people meet, it is either a story or an accident.

19. I am not the Mona Lisa, and I will not smile at everyone.

20. If you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket to knead instant noodles.

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