A funny copy that makes people laugh until they cramp.

1. In this fickle age, the best way to make others remember you is to owe money and not pay it back.

I am jealous when I see others making money, but I have no ability, so I have to change my direction and close my eyes.

When I was a child, people always said I was ugly. One day, a group of gangsters called me ugly, and I was unhappy then. I went up and fought with them. Since then, I have never heard anyone call me ugly, because I was called deaf by them.

Nothing that can be solved with money is a problem, but how to have money is your biggest problem.

5. What's the difference between living in heaven and doing nothing but eating, drinking and having fun all day and refusing to go out?

Teacher: "Students, do any of you know what mixed doubles are?" A student: "I know, I saw it last night." Teacher: "Please introduce it." A student: "But my dad said, don't wash your dirty linen in public."

Seven. I've lost weight, and I can wear anything. Fat, wearing nothing is useless.

Eight. I can't find a girlfriend, so I have to tell my fortune. Fortune teller: Your first half life is doomed to be unattractive. My eyes lit up: what about the second half? Fortune teller: I'll get used to it for the rest of my life.

When one or two people said I was fat, I didn't agree. Later, more and more people said I was fat. At this time, I finally realized the seriousness of the matter. There are more and more liars in this world. 10. Who says boys and girls don't have pure friendship? As long as you are ugly.

Friends all over the world 1 1. I asked my girlfriend narcissistically, "admit it. Am I the most handsome boyfriend in history? " The girlfriend looked disdainful: "What are you doing standing on the stool?"

Twelve. Lying in bed with a fever, my mother reached out and touched my forehead: "It's so hot." Dad rushed over and said with distress, "What happened to my wife's hand? Have you ever been burned by this prodigal girl? "

13. Install a mirror at the school stairs to tell students that ugly people should read more!

14. April Fool's Day. The teacher said that there was going to be a class, and the more I thought about it, the worse I felt. "no! Can't be fooled! Can't go to class! "

15. Drive along the expressway. As we approached the service area, the driver shouted, "Go to the toilet quickly and get ready in advance!" A buddy next to him asked weakly, "How to prepare in advance? Do you want to take off your pants now? "

Actually, looks really don't matter. Love cares about feelings, but I don't feel ugly.

17. I went to work because I had no money. But why do I still get paid when I go to work or have no money? I don't understand which link is wrong. Is there a middleman to make the difference?

18. Yesterday, a couple asked me how to get to the hotel. I did not hesitate to show them the direction to Xinhua Bookstore, hoping that they could find themselves lost in the sea of knowledge!

19. Isn't it good to find a fat girlfriend? You chose the biggest one for the same money.

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10. Girls who don't work hard will have endless stalls and endless shops in the vegetable market. Hard-working girl, you have no time to shop, because you can only work overtime, order takeout and visit Taobao!

2 1. Take your boyfriend home at the weekend. He said he was nervous when he saw my dad, and he didn't know how to put his hands. I said if you are nervous, put it in your pocket. Then my dad pulled me over and asked me: Is your boyfriend sick? What is he doing with one hand in his coat pocket and the other hand in his trousers pocket?

22. People who like you will tell you that I took a shower, and then they will say that I finished taking a shower. People who don't like you say that I will die in the bathroom if I take a shower.

23. I don't want any position, and I don't want any position. I just want to be a rich man simply.

Twenty-four I suggest you go to bed as early as possible, do more exercise, don't eat supper, don't smoke or drink, go to bed early and get up early, and form good habits. Over time, you have no friends.