Are there any funny jokes? Tell both of you! ~

1, the boss's lover is pregnant, and the boss doesn't want this child, but the lover disagrees and insists on it. The boss was afraid that his wife would know, so he sent his lover to other places to have a baby, and entrusted him to say that if the baby is born, you can send me a card, which says, just one hamburger, and I will remit money to you.

Ten months later, the boss received a postcard. He saw it and cried. The postcard reads: four hamburgers; Three have sausages and one doesn't!

Xiao Wang was driving and collided with another car at the intersection. His car was not so good, but it hit someone else's car seriously. Xiao Wang quickly said, "I'm sorry, it's my fault." Please call me to tell me your repair fee. I will pay you. " Say that finish get in the car to go.

Hit the driver: "What's your phone number?"

Xiao Wang: "It's in the phone book."

"What's your name?" The driver shouted.

Xiao Wang didn't look back; "It's in the phone book, too."

No matter what the other person says, you always answer "you have vegetables between your teeth."

If the other person says: nonsense, I didn't eat vegetables today, you are surprised to say: that was yesterday! By analogy, if the other person says "you have vegetables between your teeth", the answer is: "Do you want to eat? I can dig it for you. "