Campus sketch fortune-telling script

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(Party A, Party B and Party C are on stage at the same time, with Party C standing in the middle and Party A standing on the right)

B this time, the three of us will have a cross talk.

C: What shall we say?

B I will give you an idea, and you two will follow.

What is A talking about?

B Let's talk about Jin'gangtui Rock Rock once, also called 128 leg.

How do you call C 128 legs?

For example, an object, whether it is food, food or use, must have four legs. For example, there is such a mountain, of course, it has no legs, and you can't walk around it all over the street!

A: Yes!

For example, this mountain is called "Niutou Mountain". How many legs does a cow have?

C has four legs.

From now on, you are not allowed to leave the cow. You two count.

A and C.

There is such a mountain. ...

A and c have four legs.

What temples are there on Mount B?

A and c have four legs.

What gods are there in Temple B?

A and c have four legs.

What trees are there in front of B Temple?

A and c have four legs.

What bird is landing on the B tree?

A and c have four legs.

B What fruit is there in the bird's mouth?

A and c have four legs.

What bridge did B cross down the hill from?

A and c have four legs.

B where are you going?

A and c have four legs.

Who is at home?

A and c have four legs.

B call the door. Who opened the door?

A and c have four legs.

What is given in B? Sit down.

A and c have four legs.

B what story did you tell when you sat down?

A and c have four legs.

What's B's food?

A and c have four legs.

What's B's drink?

A and c have four legs.

What did b give you?

A and c have four legs.

B that's it.

A and c have four legs.

(on purpose) You two.

A and c have four legs.

B, booing?

A and c have four legs.

B, is it over? You got it?

A and c have understood.

B Then I'll say it first, then you (referring to C) and then you (nailing) finally.

C: What mountain did you say first?

Erlongshan.

One, you wait. Dragons have no legs, dragons have claws.

b？ Where does that paw grow?

A is on the leg.

B it's true.

What temples are there on Mount C?

B "Dragon King" Temple.

What are the gods in Temple C?

B "Dragon King".

What trees are there in front of Temple C?

B "dragon" claw locust.

What bird is landing on the C tree?

"Dragon" kite.

What fruit does C bird have in its mouth?

"Dragon" national source.

Which bridge did C take down the mountain?

Clear the "dragon" bridge.

Oh, Beijing North! Where are you going?

B "Dragon" Fu Temple.

Oh, Beijing! Whose home?

The old "dragon" home.

C hundred family names don't have this name!

This is a foreign surname.

C, um, the other surname is here. Who opened the door?

"deaf"

C deaf? So he can't hear you when you call?

B Oh ... yes, someone who is not deaf told him.

C, this is ridiculous. He also told the deaf to open the door. Won't he open the door?

What a clever trick!

What are you doing here?

"dragon" wharf

C hey! Dragon shield! What to drink?

"Dragon" well tea.

What bowl?

Group b "dragon" covers the bowl.

What did C give you?

"Dragon" egg cake.

C didn't marry, where did the Longfeng cake come from?

B Yes, I got it from a girl next door.

C, look at this ingenuity! So what story did you tell?

B "Long Tu Gong An".

Oh, it's Bao Gong An. Is he happy?

Le Yi.

What money did C give?

B make long money. Hey! All this money must have holes.

Line c! I really didn't ask you a short question.

B, alas! I quit. It's your turn (pointing to C)! What is your mountain?

My Shouyang Mountain.

B Oh, Boyi and Shu Qi starved to death in shouyangshan because they didn't eat Zhou family meals. What temples are there on the mountain?

The temple imitated by C "Yang".

What gods are there in Temple B?

C "Yang" follows suit.

What trees are there in front of B Temple?

C big leaf "Yang".

What bird is landing on the B tree?

Hu Ba Ra (Shrike).

There is no "sheep" in Ebara!

C, "foreign" Hubala!

B "foreign" Hubala! What's in your mouth?

C "sheep" head.

B sheep head? Can a bird's beak hold a big sheep's head?

C small "sheep" head.

What a shame!

C apples.

B apples don't have "sheep" either

"foreign" apples

B hey! Add a "foreign". Which bridge did you go down from?

"Foreign" grey bridge.

B where are you going?

"Yang" road.

Who is at home?

C "yang" home.

Who opened the door for you?

Aunt C "Yang".

Let me in. What did you give me?

Chair C.

There is no "sheep" on chair B.

C foreign presidents.

What would you like to drink?

"Sheep" milk.

What bowl did b make for you?

Foreign porcelain bowls

B what do you eat?

C bread.

B There is no "sheep" in bread.

C and b "foreign" snacks.

B I know this. What story did you tell them?

C "Yang Jiajiang".

Are they happy?

Bingle is very happy.

What did b give you?

C gave ten large pieces of foreign currency.

B foreign money has no eye!

C, I'll chisel it now!

Can you give me some silver slag?

Did B (Nail) ask you?

You both said it. Is it my turn to talk?

B ok, you go ahead. What mountain?

My duck chicken mountain.

C, no! ? Font color="#006699 "> What's the significance? /p & gt；

Yes, are there no other chickens?

Oh, let's go. What temple?

Jiayaji Temple.

What gods are there in Temple B?

Otsuichi's family has a duck and a chicken.

B I knew it was this hand! Did you give it? Font color="#006699 "> Jiayin (5) is resistant to going back to Mukan, why not go back to Yesang? /p & gt；

A horse, Anshan.

Oh, Yu Boya broke the piano. What temples are there on the mountain?

A "horse" temple.

What gods are there in Temple B?

A "horse" report

B ok! Three eyes! What trees are there in front of the temple?

"Horse" tail pine

Populus davidiana

Couple b is here! What bird is landing on the tree?

A horse osprey.

Oh, the yellow-bellied horse. What fruit is there in my mouth?

"Horse" gallops.

B: Why?

A tied his sheep's head (pointing to C).

No. Why bother when the sheep's head is gone? You have to find another one!

Jiazao!

B "jujube" has no "horse"!

A: Yes, "Ma" tooth dates.

"foreign" apples

Here we go again! Let you do small business? Which bridge did you go down from?

A horse-shaped stone bridge.

B where are you going?

Jiasi "Ma" Road.

Who is at home?

Jia Lao's "horse" home.

B call the door. Who opened the door?

A "horse" big brother.

Let me in. What did you give me?

A toilet.

What did b give you to drink?

A kind of horse urine.

What did b give you to eat?

A piece of horse manure!

What is this?