Six selected short children's joke stories

# Ability Training # Introduction Children's joke stories are necessary stories for children's growth, and children's growth largely determines the cultural values of the country. The following are six selected short children's joke stories. Welcome to read the reference!

A selection of children's joke stories

In ancient times, there was a teacher who taught very well, but there was a problem: gluttony. Because of this problem, everyone is reluctant to ask him to teach.

The teacher had no way to make a living, so he had to beg the villagers to let him teach for a living. The villagers asked him, "Do you want seven bowls and eight dishes for dinner in the future?" He replied, "No." Some villagers didn't believe it, so they asked him to write a written statement. He quickly agreed, raised his pen, did not add words, and kept talking about things.

The villagers picked up the written evidence and read it to him again: "You don't need duck and fish, tofu side dishes are indispensable, and you can't want a penny." After reading it, everyone praised the teacher for changing.

At first, the villagers tried to treat him with good wine and meat. After a long time, they let him eat home-cooked food and stopped entertaining him like a guest. In the first few days, he said nothing, but after a few days, he cursed the villagers for ignoring him.

The villagers were also very angry, saying that he was capricious and treacherous, and showed him the written evidence.

Pointing to the contract, the teacher read slowly word by word: A duck can live without a chicken; Without fish, meat is ok; Green vegetables and tofu are indispensable, and you get what you pay for. "Then he said bluntly," isn't it written clearly in black and white? "

Selected short stories of children's jokes

Once upon a time, there was a blind fortune teller. He often lied, but people didn't catch him, so they couldn't punish him. Once, a child found a blind man and lied to him.

"My name is Du."

Children lead blind people to tell fortune everywhere. One day, they came to a pond. The child suggested taking a bath to cool off. The blind man was very happy, so he took off his clothes and jumped down to wash.

Who knows this is a child's idea. Seeing that the blind man was washed vigorously, he sneaked ashore and put on his clothes, and took the clothes of the blind man away.

The blind man took a shower, asked the child to bring him clothes, and shouted "Come and see" several times. Nobody cared, so he was anxious and stood on the shore and shouted:

"Come and see! Come and see! ……"

It happened that someone was enjoying the cool not far away. When they heard someone shouting "Come and see", I didn't know what had happened, so I rushed over to watch the fun. When I approached, I found a naked blind man standing on the edge of the pond, shouting loudly. The women ran away shyly. In this way, people made an excuse and went forward together to beat the blind man.

At this time, the blind man realized that he had been cheated by a child.

Three short children's joke stories.

One day, a farmer sent a rabbit to two generations.

Two generations of love invited him into the house and treated him well.

A week later, the man came to the two generations of lovers again and said to them, "I gave you a rabbit last week, didn't I?"

Two generations of love invited him into the house and gave him another wonderful reception.

Another week passed, and several farmers came to two generations of lovers. They said to the two generations, "We are neighbors of the man who sent you rabbits last time."

Two generations of love invited them in again, and it was another sumptuous tea and dinner.

Another week passed, and early in the morning, someone knocked on the door of two generations of lovers.

Two generations of love opened the door and saw a group of strangers standing at the door. They said, "We are neighbors of the neighbors who sent you rabbits."

The two generations still treat each other with courtesy and invite them into the house.

At lunch time, the wife of two generations brought them a big basin of cold water and put it in front of them.

Two generations of love politely said to them: "friends, please eat!" " "

"Hey, two generations of love, what is this?" Someone asked avanti.

"This is the soup of rabbit soup." Two generations of love replied.

Select four short stories of children's jokes.

Two generations of love bought a pair of beautiful red shoes to wear on their feet. At that time, red shoes were only worn by children. The children were envious when they saw him wearing it. They want to play a joke on the two generations and hide his shoes.

Two generations of love actually guessed the children's hearts. In order not to spoil the children's fun, he quietly came among them. The children gathered around the two generations of love, pointed to a tree, and shouted in unison: "Two generations of love uncles can't climb trees, and two generations of love uncles can't climb trees!" Two generations of love still quietly took off their shoes and put them in their coat pockets, ready to climb trees. The children shouted again, "Uncle Avanti, why did you put your shoes in your pocket when you climbed the tree?" Why don't you put it there? Put your shoes on the ground! "

Two generations of love said to the children while climbing the tree unhurriedly: "children, you don't know, there may be another road at the top of the tree." If there is a road, these shoes are still useful. Do you know? "

Select five short children's joke stories

In ancient times, there was a very poor man. Almost all his property is in his pocket, and there is never any money in his pocket.

On one occasion, he accidentally got three hundred and twenty pieces of silver. This can make him happy or sad, and put it in his own home. This broken house has only four walls, and it is nowhere to be stored. Who will believe that the poor man has three hundred and twenty pieces of silver? If he leaves it there, people will cheat him? If you carry it with you all day, don't say it's inconvenient. If someone finds you, you will be stolen or robbed, or your life will be in jeopardy. "My god, I am rich, how can I be restless!" Men secretly complain.

In this way, he thought from day to night, and from night to morning. This night, he spent in great tension and anxiety. There was a bird cry from the tree outside the door, and the man was so scared that his heart almost jumped out. After settling down a little, he finally had an idea. He wrote on the stick, "There is no money here." He took advantage of the night, carrying a shovel and holding a stick with a notice. He walked to the intersection and dug a cave with a shovel. Then take off the three hundred and twenty pieces of silver hidden at the waist, put it in gently, and compact it with soil. Finally, he wedged the stick with a notice.

The next morning, Wang Er, a neighbor who likes to wander around, came to the intersection. Seeing this scene, he was puzzled at first, and then he smiled. He hurried home, took a shovel, divided by three times five and dug up the money. He came home with money, but he was very nervous. He thought: I stole so much money from others that they must sue the officials. What if the government comes to investigate and I am suspected? Yes, in order not to be suspected of me, I can-

So, he picked up the pen and ink, ran to the intersection, and carefully wrote on the other side of the stick: "Wang Er next door didn't steal"! Then he put the stick back carefully and went home safely.

Select six children's jokes and short stories

In ancient times, there was a county magistrate who only knew how to have fun all day, regardless of official duties. One day, on a whim, he ordered a man who looked like a human being to be arrested and tried.

The messenger was very anxious when he received this errand, thinking, what happened to this master? Where can he find something that looks human and doesn't look human? The messenger went home glumly. His wife found out and asked him what he was thinking. The messenger told her that the county magistrate told him to arrest people just like arresting people.

After listening, the wife said, "What's so hard about this? You have to catch a monkey, dress him, put on a hat and take him to the yamen. "

The messenger thought his wife's idea was good, so he got a monkey, dressed it up and gave it to the county magistrate. The county magistrate was very happy after seeing it, and took out the fruit and gave it to the monkey. At first, the monkey was very docile. The county magistrate saw that the monkey was cute, so he took it to dinner and rewarded it with wine. After drinking, the monkey goes wild, pulls off his hat, tears his clothes and screams.

Seeing that the monkey was too indecent, the county magistrate scolded, "You bumbling thing. When you don't drink, you look like a person. You don't even look like a person after drinking. "