You eat and eat. You are not fat or humorous. Talk about being fat and funny.

1.？ If being rich is also a mistake, then I'd rather make mistakes again and again.

2.？ I am fat because many things are hard to lose weight in my heart.

3.？ I hate Qin Shihuang. He burned the book, but he didn't finish it.

4.？ I am not a casual person, but I am not a casual person.

5.？ Eat it and you won't get fat. Take a bite, take a bite, and you won't get fat. If you eat your period, you won't get fat. In fact, you are not fat, just a big skeleton.

6.？ To buy water, the boss said two yuan, and I said the bottle said the suggested retail price was one and a half yuan. The boss said: I don't accept his suggestion! ?

7. It is said that zombies only eat people's brains, so you are safe?

8.？ You don't have to fall in love with a beautiful person, but with someone who makes your life beautiful.

9.？ Russia is running towards the green light, deviating from your direction, but you are calmly drinking a cup of afternoon tea.

10.？ I finally accepted my ugliness, and I have to accept it again with my hairstyle, alas.

1 1.？ After seeing me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!

12.？ It is not the alarm clock and dreams that wake up every morning, but the urine that has been suppressed all night.

13.？ There are only two things I can't do in my life, not this or that.

14.？ Finally, I found a question that Baidu didn't know: Do you know when I will have my period?

15.？ Failure is not terrible, the key is success.

16.？ My father expressed his opinion on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.

17.？ If you look fat, I will take you there!

18.？ Fat man, no, it's a clown. ..

19.？ If you are unhappy, you like to eat. If you eat, you will get fat. If you get fat, you will be unhappy.

20.？ Fat people are shouting and thin people are doing this kind of thing.

2 1.？ I look good when I'm fat. If you lose weight, you will get it.

22. Ugly people like to say why, why look at you?

23.？ Give my future mother-in-law a bad review, the delivery is too slow.

24.？ In the workplace, I should, like Conan, have a domineering attitude of letting others die wherever I go.

25.？ If I look listless, I may be tired, I may be sick, and most likely I am hungry!

26.？ Children always cough badly, and most of them don't want to go to school to pretend. Just give him two meals.

27.？ Menstruation is like a big wolf. When he leaves, he always shouts: I will definitely come back.

28.？ Actually, I'm not fat, but I'm too lazy to be thin.

29.？ Don't open your wound to others. There are not many doctors in the world, but many people sprinkle salt.

30.？ I've seen ugly ones, never seen such ugly ones. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!

3 1.？ Do you think the bell is a good voice in China?

32.？ Lonely women shake WeChat, while empty men search nearby.

33.？ I met a lover's signature: what I said can be ignored, and the person I like has to change every day.

34.？ You can't treat me as a holiday just because we have problems.

35.？ Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compete with you.

36.？ The fortune teller said that I would meet an important woman in my life when I was eighty. Her name is Meng Po.

I can use magic to make you forget that you are a pig. I am not a pig. You see, you have forgotten. ?

38.？ Don't play with me, or I will play with you.

39.？ You big beast, your face looks like a TV set. I wonder if your face looks like a TV socket.

40.？ The direction against the wind is more suitable for flying. I'm not afraid of 10 thousand people blocking me, but I'm afraid of surrendering myself.