Counting the five funniest dead emperors in history, do you want to be so funny

First, Duke Jing of Jin died in the toilet.

Jinu was a vicious figure in the Spring and Autumn Period. During his reign, the State of Jin kept pace with superpowers such as Chu and Qi, competing for strength.

Jinuoa died a cowardly death.

Once, Jinu was ill and had a nightmare. Call the fortune teller when you wake up. The fortune teller was probably tired of living, so he told Gino that he would not live to eat new wheat.

Hearing this, Jinuo was very unhappy. When the new wheat was harvested that year, I called the fortune teller and said, didn't you say I wouldn't live to eat the new wheat? I'll show you. But ... you're not sure. I want to kill you first. He killed the fortune teller.

Jinu was about to eat with a bowl. He felt a little bloated, so he went to the toilet and fell into the cesspit-so he died.

Second, Qin Wuwang won the game and died.

19 years old, becoming the king of a country, with a bright future. At the beginning of his tenure, he did a beautiful thing: he reached a secret agreement with Yue State to jointly attack Chu State to contain another great country in the south.

Sheng Sheng grew up tall and strong, brave and belligerent, and liked to wrestle with others. Hercules Ren Bi, Wu Huo, Meng Ben and others all value this. At the age of 23, he passed by Luoyang and saw the cauldron there. One's fingers itch, excitedly fighting with Wu Huo and Meng Ben to carry the cauldron. As a result, his eyes were bleeding and his tibia was broken. That night, he died of excessive blood loss.

Third, Sima Yao, a filial emperor in the Eastern Jin Dynasty, died after drinking and joking.

Sima Yao was an accomplished emperor in the late Eastern Jin Dynasty. In the first few years, he devoted himself to the affairs of the country and attached great importance to good ministers, which led to some signs of revival in the declining Eastern Jin Dynasty. Especially with the help of Xie An, it created a miracle in military history, and the "Battle of Surabaya" was enough to go down in history.

However, Sima Yao was also an advocate of alcoholism. According to historical records, he often drinks all night, and even raises a glass to propose a toast to Taibai Venus in Hualin Garden (now the south ancient city of Jiming Mountain in Nanjing): "Changxing, I advise you to have a glass of wine. Since ancient times, how can you live forever! " .

Sima Yao finally died from what was in the cup. In September 396, Sima Yao was drinking with his beloved Zhang Guiren. After drinking for a few minutes, Sima Yao and Zhang Guifei joked that she was old and childless and would be abolished and re-elected the next day. Zhang Guiren, who has always been favored, was shocked by this sentence. She immediately found two confidants and covered Sima Yao tightly with a quilt. So, pawn.

Fourth, Liao Ye Lujing was killed by the cook in her dream.

Yeleshi is a famous bad king and tyrant in the history of China. He is "addicted to wine and never tires of hunting", and "rewards and punishments are uncertain and he ignores state affairs". He ruled 18, which was the darkest period in Liao Dynasty.

The record of Yelujing in Biography of Liao History and Mu Zong is less than twenty pages. Among them, except tribute, rebellion, natural disasters and man-made disasters, the rest recorded the "glorious deeds" of Emperor Mu Zong's drinking, lethargy and murder.

Yelujing's drinking skills are superb. He can drink for a month, "from beginning of spring to the end of the month, regardless of politics". Liao was militaristic since ancient times and often invaded the Northern Song Dynasty. However, when Yeleshi was in power, he actually stopped the war of invading the Central Plains because he wanted to drink.

Sima Yao's other housekeeping skill is sleeping. It is said that his sleep attainments even reached the height of sleeping when he saw the bed. Therefore, it is better to give him the title of "sleeping king" than his own ministers.

Sima Yao is cruel. According to historical records, he was "bloodthirsty" when he killed people. It seems that he can't kill anyone, but he has fought his addiction, his level and his tricks.

1February, 969, Sima Yao woke up in the middle of the night to find something to eat, but no one promised. In anger, he claimed to kill the cook. The chefs were so scared that they teamed up to cut Sima Yao while he was sleeping with a kitchen knife. So, pawn.

Five, Ming Xizong drowned in Zhu Youxiao.

At the beginning of Zhu Youxiao's accession to the throne, many upright people of Lindong Party held important positions in North Korea. Because Yang Lian and others tried their best to help the Apocalypse Emperor ascend to the throne, Zhu Youxiao also trusted these Lindong party member very much and obeyed their orders.

But at the moment, there are two cancers in the harem: Wei Zhongxian and Hakka. They soon formed an alliance and became a powerful force in the harem.

Zhu Youxiao has no other hobbies, but loves carpentry, that is, doing some inventions and research. 1627, Zhu Youxiao capsized and flooded in the lake of the Royal Garden in his own "developed" boat, and took the "fairy medicine" after coming up, and died.