Brief introduction to the content of the stupid thief plan

Unwilling to go into a supermarket and steal an old man's bag, I found it worthless after I succeeded. I tried to steal an old woman's bag, but I was found and chased by a knife. Under compromise, I gave all my money to the old woman. At this time, Xiao Hai received a phone call from Tao Ge: I have something to discuss. So I went to Tao Ge's home by bus. The bus on the road was so crowded that I accidentally took off my pants and got off the bus and wrestled. My hands were covered with shit and I made a fool of myself. At home in Tao Ge, Tao Ge and Xiao Hai said that they wanted to do something big and needed someone. Tao Ge recommended another friend of his, Runfa. At this moment, Xiao Hai happened to see the photo of Tao Ge's ex-girlfriend, but Tao Ge said that she had passed away. In the bar, Runfa was gambling, but he was cheated out of all his money by a liar. Three people with no money finally got together to discuss the "career" of robbing the gold shop. It hit it off, and they prepared "crime tools" such as stockings, toy guns and motorcycles. After choosing the target of the crime, I went to the gold shop to step on it, but I accidentally met Tao Ge's ex-girlfriend. It turned out that his ex-girlfriend left him because she thought he had no money. The next day, the three men went to the gold shop to rob. Because the stockings on their heads are pink and the guns belong to children, they are mistaken for filming. The three returned to the rental house and saw the landlord collecting rent. None of them have any money. Helpless, Xiaohai stole a fortune-telling flag to tell fortune. Because of his cleverness and wit, he won applause from others and earned 4000 yuan. Three people who have the money to pay the rent for dinner are playing cards in the rented room. The winner may lose the whole game and make a lot of jokes, especially Runfa kissed an old woman and turned and ran away, but Xiaohai just bumped into her and found that the old woman was the one who chased him with a knife. Xiaohai knew that he couldn't run away, so he knelt down and sighed, "Be strong and live, because the price of the cemetery has gone up." After getting ready, they robbed the same gold shop for the second time. As a result, the police came and arrested three people During the robbery, Tao Ge won the favor of Xiaomei, the daughter of a gold shop owner who worked as a clerk, and told the police that the three men were her friends and were playing games, so she saved them from the police. When Xiaomei invited three people to dinner, she suggested that they set up a detective company to solve problems for the rich. In this process, Xiaomei and Tao Ge established their love relationship. Once, Xiaomei and Tao Ge met Tao Ge's ex-girlfriend while driving on the road and told her that not all girls love money. Later, Xiaomei helped them set up a detective company and asked her father to advertise their company. The first business the detective company received was a mother who wanted her lovelorn daughter Feifei to be happy. At this point, Xiaohai disguised as a newly transferred student, and the seat was arranged behind Feifei. Xiao Hai couldn't help falling asleep in class. When she was woken up by the teacher, she thought it was in an Internet cafe, which aroused the laughter of her classmates all over the country and got Feifei's attention. Xiaohai was punished, and Feifei was the only one in the office after class. Xiaohai successfully asked Feifei out to play with one-liners, but Feifei was worried that the teacher wouldn't let her. Xiaohai tricked the teacher into sneaking out of school by working closely with Feifei. Xiaohai and Feifei went outside to play and saw gangsters bullying beggars, which set up a chivalrous image in Feifei's mind. In order to further test Xiaohai's sincerity, Feifei bought two bags of duck necks, one of which was very, very spicy, and secretly gave it to Xiaohai, betting with Xiaohai that if Xiaohai ate faster than her, she would be her girlfriend. As a result, Xiaohai's mouth was hot and swollen, but she took the beauty back. Feifei's mother is very happy to see Feifei happy. She took the initiative to remit 20 thousand yuan to Xiaohai. Xiaohai said that she was sincere and didn't want to accept it. Feifei even decided that Xiaohai would be a good son-in-law in the future. Tao Ge and Xiaohai both have rich girlfriends, and Runfa wants to avenge what he was cheated by a liar before. Three people found cheaters in a bar, and Tao Ge played for Runfa. The waiter changed three aces for the cheater like last time, and Tao Ge got 235, which just happened to eat the cheater's cards and reported Runfa's sword. Feifei drove to pick up Xiaohai to play. Xiaohai revealed that he was a detective and was hired by his mother to chase Feifei, only to find that he fell in love with her. Feifei is very angry In order to test Xiaohai and let Xiaohai rob the bank, Xiaohai changed his job, but Feifei was deeply moved and walked out of the bank by holding Xiaohai's hand. At this time, a thief was stealing the old woman's wallet and ran into Xiaohai when he ran away. My wallet fell at the foot of a small sea. The old woman found that her wallet was missing. When she turned around, she just saw the wallet at the foot of Xiaohai. Xiaohai also found the old woman chasing the one he cut with a knife.